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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/anne_theriault/status/1777072040337449120

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Steve Mnuchin was the best member of Trump’s cabinet because he concocted some bullshit pretext to take a government plane to a town that happened to be in the path of the total solar eclipse in August of 2017.

I respect that. I don’t respect the depraved political and business types who keep working and demand that the rest of us keep working when there is an eclipse on.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

uber_stoat posted:

Trump was in fact struck blind then, it's just hardly anyone has noticed yet.

You joke, but I do remember an article theorising that Trump might not have been going senile during his presidency (well, he might've still been but that wasn't the gist); he was just losing his eyesight but was too vain to wear glasses.

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/mia11112233/status/1777507160806625634

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

Riven posted:

[Hobbes wakes up and tackles Calvin]

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Anyone got that comic that ends in a crying Calvin pissing on someone's grave?

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Anyone got that comic that ends in a crying Calvin pissing on someone's grave?

This one?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Thanks :tipshat: I guess I misremembered a bit.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
https://twitter.com/mademoisellerat/status/1777162440175673594?t=jbKvYxcU8bOUlg_YBwsbug&s=19

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


But doctor, I don't understand. I made sure to finish my allowance of one bottle every day!
Your allowance, what the gently caress?!

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

I carry my allowance jug with me.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Lobok posted:

But doctor, I don't understand. I made sure to finish my allowance of one bottle every day!
Your allowance, what the gently caress?!



e: I have no idea if that is real. 7-dagars means seven days' in Swedish as far as I know. And Falcon Crest was a prime-time soap opera about a wine estate starring, among others, Lorenzo Lamas.
ee: Oh it's grape juice? And then you make wine out of it in 7 days? :(

3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 13:11 on Apr 9, 2024

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://twitter.com/batshit_auspol/status/1777454395434889526?t=g4ZF80xAlgjR02DTbAtprw&s=19

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/cycitto/status/1777366652494983213

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/joshcarlosjosh/status/1777404882611491317

Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:
I hope he's subtweeting Dan Ryckert there but idk what the anime is about

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Waste of Breath posted:

I hope he's subtweeting Dan Ryckert there but idk what the anime is about

the big bad guy's magic doesn't work during an eclipse

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Waste of Breath posted:

I hope he's subtweeting Dan Ryckert there but idk what the anime is about

The main villain of Avatar the Last Airbender gets killed during an eclipse that weakens his powers, and half of Jose Canseco's tweets are about wishing harm on Alex Rodriguez

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Waste of Breath posted:

I hope he's subtweeting Dan Ryckert there but idk what the anime is about

The big bad guy emperor in Avatar loses his powers during an eclipse, and the hero team there's plan in to attack him during it.

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 44 hours!

I'm not sure I can believe this because I wouldn't believe Democracy Manifest is still alive

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

I mean, it can I guess.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
UPDATE

https://twitter.com/GusSaltonstall/status/1777370344615010337

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://twitter.com/andrewchamings/status/1078717546117750784

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

I'm not sure I can believe this because I wouldn't believe Democracy Manifest is still alive

he carries the torch still

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3jAJHRW_Yo&t=93s

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

9 holes after work, impressive work for a guy of his cardiovascular state

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/CaitlynBBS/status/1777605734194135361

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

does the cross out mean he did it?

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/ThornfieldHall/status/1777686189383782775

EDIT:

This is who should've been making the bet:

https://twitter.com/william_whyte/status/1777712558255882614

Dick Trauma has a new favorite as of 21:37 on Apr 9, 2024

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

That's Neapolitan slang for it's really good, apparently.

Skutter
Apr 8, 2007

Well you can fuck that sky high!



https://twitter.com/DewEnjoyer/status/1777587799379644541

https://twitter.com/jambojeremy/status/1777720618584051721

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


https://twitter.com/americanwombat/status/1777867650615677412

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/untypoed/status/1777794945337692291?t=KVbFoQC1ZTR9gkft_oH1RQ&s=19

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Bots have pussy in BIOS.

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

Excuse me, my eyes are up here

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010



e: Content:

Risutora
Dec 28, 2006

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Bots have pussy in BIOS.

That one might have it in her mouth.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I assume inside the mouth is another head on a stick like the alien.

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 44 hours!

That's the Calvin and Hobbes font

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



https://x.com/tiredactor/status/1777887627640721886

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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


https://twitter.com/mitchmakemovies/status/1777881766566498365?t=QZdRNxEjN1qGSG251J1OFQ&s=19

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