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Dawgstar posted:Truman Capote sent to fight Krankor! I watched all of Capote vs The Swans and not once did he fight any aliens. I give it a D+.
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verbal enema posted:I love Krankor Is this worth a "haaa, haaa"-- nah I'll save it.
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Dawgstar posted:Truman Capote sent to fight Krankor! Ba-kawk.
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"Man, I never knew Arabia was so... Russian." "It's Dance Party Persia... or Finland."
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Sash! posted:I watched all of Capote vs The Swans and not once did he fight any aliens. Empty Sandwich posted:"All this trouble over a fat little man in a red suit."
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Her house is HO scale! E: Twinkle... *urgh* that's all I can manage.
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One of my favourite little Mike moments in Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders: "I chew places like this up and spit them into the toilet." Mike's disbelieving little laugh and "why?" just kill me every time.
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:One of my favourite little Mike moments in Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders: lol yes
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My reviews have destroyed entire cities!
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:One of my favourite little Mike moments in Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders: NEW ENGLAND JOURNALISTS!
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One of my favorite dark jokes from Merlin's: "It's just a rock!" "Like your womb!"
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You're welcome!
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"No, Grandpa Borgnine! Leave light and hope for me, please!" "Get out from behind that cushion, Billy! It gets worse!"
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My sperm is top-notch, it's her! 
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Dawgstar posted:One of my favorite dark jokes from Merlin's: I think that part of the reason MST3K jokes can hit me harder than Rifftrax is how mean the riffs can get in Mike eps. I still consider it a time and place kind of tone though. Very 90s. But it's still funny that they went there. Not all jokes, of course.
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"By this time Billy, a kid had thrown a chicken while an infertile couple looked at a store!"
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"If she had a store I'd crush her."
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Rifftrax seems to rely more heavily on being snarky
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Remember to believe in magic or I'll kill you
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verbal enema posted:Remember to believe in magic or I'll kill you Golden Corrals new slogan!
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My God David! MIKE: You MORON!
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For some reason I always forget about the inexplicably hostile psychic and it's a delight each time.
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Merlin's Shop is one of my favorites - its also the episode that I decided I would start recording the show for (yes, that means I started recording with the last aired on cable episode) "Its a book of magic." "With a popomatic."
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...Hey! That also David Warner.
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"God help me!" "Sorry Unitarian, according to you I'm in the butterflies, and the sun, and I'm just a vague, benevolent force"
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verbal enema posted:Remember to believe in magic or I'll kill you Clearly, Merlin has brought good into the world.
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Wow, looks like Bruce Campbell actually shaved his head for Icebreaker. Holy poo poo what a movie to do it for. E: Speaking of Icebreaker. Now, I'm not a bad movie maker (I mean, I'm sure I would be, but I am not employed as a bad movie maker) but surely even these dipshits knew they were making a bad Die Hard ripoff, or worse a bad ripoff of an already bad Die Hard ripoff. What on earth would then make them underline it by using loving ODE TO JOY, you know, the song Die Hard movies have famously used, in its opening. Did they think they were being clever? E2: Oh my god the movie was made by the Time Chasers guy. Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 11:02 on Apr 10, 2024 |
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Bruce Campbell was absolutely a guy who should have taken off as a 90s action comedy guy. I think his movies are better because he stayed in a weird low-budget ghetto, but it was just chance that he never starred in like, The Mummy.
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:Wow, looks like Bruce Campbell actually shaved his head for Icebreaker. Holy poo poo what a movie to do it for. I skied Killington probably once a year growing up, it makes watching Icebreaker an even more surreal experience. Have you seen Pressure Point, Arachnia or Radical Jack? They're all Edgewood movies of similar repute who've gotten the Rifftrax treatment. All special in their own unique ways.
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:Wow, looks like Bruce Campbell actually shaved his head for Icebreaker. Holy poo poo what a movie to do it for. I seem to recall but cannot verify now Bruce showing up with shaven head was a surprise to everyone else too. Plus everybody in the cast and crew was making fun of Sean Astin who kept hyping up this movie about jewelry or whatever he was doing.
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Potatoes. His next movie was about potatoes.
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Another Bill posted:Have you seen Pressure Point, Arachnia or Radical Jack? They're all Edgewood movies of similar repute who've gotten the Rifftrax treatment. All special in their own unique ways. I don't think I have, I'll definitely have to check that out.
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:I don't think I have, I'll definitely have to check that out. Finding out the Edgewood oeuvre went beyond Time Chasers through Rifftrax was magical. Same with James Nguyen and Birdemic really.
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I AM GRANDO posted:Bruce Campbell was absolutely a guy who should have taken off as a 90s action comedy guy. I think his movies are better because he stayed in a weird low-budget ghetto, but it was just chance that he never starred in like, The Mummy. There was a period of time where Jack of All Trades was one of my favorite shows.
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:I don't think I have, I'll definitely have to check that out. The riff of Pressure Point is up on YouTube but I'm not sure of the others.
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A TON of riffs are on Tubi which plays very well with adblockers Like at least 50 riffs prolly
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Simplex posted:There was a period of time where Jack of All Trades was one of my favorite shows. Brisco County Jr. is still one of my all time favorite shows. Need a cowboy riff now: "Foot fetishists of the Oooold West."
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Ungodly Coincidences of the Oooooold West ("It's a plot device. It's very flimsy, so be careful.")
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Agar, the Hekawe are here! And they want their money...!
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