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Howard The Dork
Mar 31, 2004

Look Ma! I caught a Fwaggle!

Murdstone posted:

Love that Joker.

Lol this one’s a winner

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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

Non Compos Mentis posted:



world record holder for largest female mouth

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
LM and, pausing to emphasize this point, AO:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


seems like precisely 1000X actual value.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

in a different timeline, this would have been a simpsons gag

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
How did they measure biggest mouth? Are we talking about circumference or volume or what? Displacement?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Size.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


My dilz.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
Hot dogs

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?


1,922 By popular demand dilz! A new record!

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Mauser posted:

How did they measure biggest mouth? Are we talking about circumference or volume or what? Displacement?

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

quote:

Dr. Elke Cheung used digital calipers to calculate the length and width of Sam’s mouth to determine its maximum stretch.

After taking all measurements, adjudicator Spencer Cammarano averaged the data to confirm the final record-breaking total.
https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2021/7/meet-the-woman-whose-record-breaking-mouth-gape-went-viral-on-tiktok-669447

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


They should hire her for dental students training.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

By popular demand posted:

They should hire her for dental students training.

Here's your canary and miner's helmet - get in there!

e: Seriouspost it would be a really bad idea to train dentists on a mouth with ample room because most mouths don't have ample room.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Say ooooh

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


3D Megadoodoo posted:

Here's your canary and miner's helmet - get in there!

e: Seriouspost it would be a really bad idea to train dentists on a mouth with ample room because most mouths don't have ample room.

Just to start with, later on they can move to smaller and tighterb mouths. such as your mom's.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Mauser posted:

How did they measure biggest mouth? Are we talking about circumference or volume or what? Displacement?

billiard balls

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":
she looks like a real life version of these characters

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple

My Spirit Otter posted:

i wonder if she can fit a submarine sandwich lengthwise in her mouth like cartoon characters of olde

https://www.tiktok.com/@samramsdell...embed_card_play

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:

she fuckin rules i love her

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

She seems nice and not cursed at all.

May she live her best life with the world's largest mouth.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Mauser posted:

How did they measure biggest mouth? Are we talking about circumference or volume or what? Displacement?

For the Guinness book of world records? First you say "hey I want to be in the book, and I have $$$" and then they measure your money.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
She had to put her money where her mouth is

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
Woah that must've been a lot of money

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Facebook Aunt posted:

For the Guinness book of world records? First you say "hey I want to be in the book, and I have $$$" and then they measure your money.

Hey now. I'll have you know that Tommy Tellerico earned all of those records by performing video game music for literally everyone in China simultaneously, live. He was the first American to kiss Sonic on his little lips and I don't want to hear anyone minimizing how much he paid Guiness his accomplishments.

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



Railing Kill posted:

Hey now. I'll have you know that Tommy Tellerico earned all of those records by performing video game music for literally everyone in China simultaneously, live. He was the first American to kiss Sonic on his little lips and I don't want to hear anyone minimizing how much he paid Guiness his accomplishments.

His mother’s very proud

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

Wait a second. The author's name...

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Blessed is Saint Kirk for his gifts are beneficent and multitude.

Don't ask how he carries all the gifts.

E: Also https://www.gotquestions.org/agape-love.html

By popular demand fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Apr 10, 2024

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:

By popular demand posted:

Blessed is Saint Kirk for his gifts are beneficent and multitude.

Don't ask how he carries all the gifts.

E: Also https://www.gotquestions.org/agape-love.html

well that explains the "agape church" i saw

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

There's an Agape Dental in my city, I have their refrigerator magnet. https://www.agapedental.ca/

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


By popular demand posted:

Blessed is Saint Kirk for his gifts are beneficent and multitude.

Don't ask how he carries all the gifts.

E: Also https://www.gotquestions.org/agape-love.html

Just proves God loves goatse.

spatial trait
Aug 7, 2009

Crab Dad posted:

Just proves God loves goatse.

for god so loved the world he spread his only anus, so those that gaze into his depths may also notice his ring

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Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

God Opens Arms To Save Everyone

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