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lol I knew that, just blanked for some reason and thought url was the way. Ok tyvm
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Lmao, I just discovered that the cooldown of Ukko's attack is actually shorter than the duration of the stun they cause when they hit you. I got stunlocked from full HP to death over like 5-10 seconds, because one suddenly.... jumped? Was thrown to? right next to me and immediately did 360 no-scope headshot. Probably the first time I am legit pissed about Noita death, because instead of instant death where you wonder wtf just happened it was a drawn out affair that really let me steam in the unfairness of the situation.
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Apr 7, 2024 22:56
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Apr 7, 2024 23:08
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Some of the time you get tossed around a bit so there's some hope they'll either miss or get distracted. But getting dunked on by flying Ukko is a rite of passage.
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Apr 8, 2024 01:28
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In the first biome and found a pouch full of fungus, followed soon by a shallow pool of lively concoction. Got a tiny amount of it in a flask and knew I had to try to fungal shift it. Come on, game! It turned into poison. 
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Apr 8, 2024 08:51
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I still have trauma from when I tried to fungal shift Polymorphine into something harmless and instead fungal shifted all water into Polymorphine. 
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Apr 8, 2024 09:04
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New game, but this just looks like bait, to me. Am I Noita enough to manage it? Semi-fake edit: *no, he was not.*
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Apr 8, 2024 09:11
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Looks like the beta branch has now become the main branch.
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Apr 8, 2024 19:10
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Hell yes, time to hunt all the new stuff. I'm vaguely disappointed it sounds like I can't 5-wand anymore when I'm in the early game, but to be fair that was a glitch and I should be a shamed for abusing it.
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Apr 8, 2024 22:30
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Red Minjo posted:Looks like the beta branch has now become the main branch. 
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Apr 8, 2024 22:54
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Between the latest additions being "Cessation" and "Touch [of] Grass" I wonder if this means they're finally, finally done.
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Apr 8, 2024 22:57
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Zamujasa posted:Between the latest additions being "Cessation" and "Touch [of] Grass" I wonder if this means they're finally, finally done. I will never touch grass Hempuli, and I resent the implication that I should
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Apr 8, 2024 23:59
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This game terrifies me sometimes. https://i.imgur.com/843KiTs.mp4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaNJNztOroY Mind you I FOUND this wand - the only thing I took out was a "remove explosion" mod. DarkDobe fucked around with this message at 08:09 on Apr 9, 2024 |
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Apr 9, 2024 08:00
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That is an absolute beauty, and would be great to see a chain spell or divide-by on it, along with all sorts of other insane stuff.
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Apr 9, 2024 09:14
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Just watching that video is making my rear end in a top hat clench with fear, jesus christ
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Apr 9, 2024 11:33
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sane. safe. stable. secure. serene.
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Apr 9, 2024 13:27
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What happens if you walk near a swapper mage. Do the beams automatically teleport with you or do you instantly cheese-grater yourself into atoms in the microsecond it takes them to adjust
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The Protagonist posted:sane. safe. stable. secure. serene. hydrated. in your lane. whirring.
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Angry Diplomat posted:What happens if you walk near a swapper mage. Do the beams automatically teleport with you or do you instantly cheese-grater yourself into atoms in the microsecond it takes them to adjust I've done this before -- made an even more insane version that used wide plasma beams. I was a glowing human buzzsaw, an angel surrounded by a glowing blue halo of death! It ignores swapper mages. The beams teleport with you!
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DrSunshine posted:I've done this before -- made an even more insane version that used wide plasma beams. I was a glowing human buzzsaw, an angel surrounded by a glowing blue halo of death! It ignores swapper mages. The beams teleport with you! Holy poo poo. I know what I'm doing the next time I get my hands on some plasma spells. e: I wonder if I could rig up a rapid-fire teleport wand with something like that... hmmmmmmmm
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Angry Diplomat posted:Holy poo poo. I know what I'm doing the next time I get my hands on some plasma spells. Make sure to get something like longer or faster levitation. You'll be doing a lot of it, and the halo tends to chew through the entire world as you go, if you do stupid things like I do and keep the ring going constantly.
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Apr 9, 2024 15:38
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You don't need much levitation if you have an infinitely sustainable rapidfire teleport wand!
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Is there a list of what spells need to be 'unlocked' be it killing bosses or finding certain things and doing the insane quests? I should go out of my way to collect all of the Orbs at some point, too - since afaik those give permanent unlocks? I've only dabbled deep enough to 'beat' the game once, and kill the alchemist for a handful of his spells - none of which I've gotten much use out of. I feel like there's still a ton of spells I've never seen and I know a bunch are tied to various quests I haven't even approached doing.
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Apr 9, 2024 17:04
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all of the 11 regular orbs provide an unlockable spell the first time and +25 max health every time the wiki has a list of unlockable spells, if you'd like to know them all
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DarkDobe posted:I feel like there's still a ton of spells I've never seen and I know a bunch are tied to various quests I haven't even approached doing. Take a look at your progress screen to see how many spells you have never seen. Well, that you have never cast, at least.
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99.99999999999999999999999999999999999% of times I understand how I died and how it was my fault, but I just got killed by one of those rear end in a top hat fire dudes in the mines because apparently they can stand in polymorphine and NOT get polymorphed? 
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They should make a "trail of polymorphine" and "trail of chaotic polymorphine" spell modifier in order to compete with giga sawblades for maximum stupidity and chaos!
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After almost a year i started a new run and got always cast circle of healing wand, explosion immunity and always cast holy hand grenade wand by floor 2 i'm debating whether i just go to the boss and win or try the everything run, seed is 1008592591 if anyone's interested, 80-something hours in i never got anything remotely like this this loving game, lol
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If it was standing in purple polymorph and had a ? over it's head, it probably wasn't a fire dude to begin with.
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Just fired up a quick run to check the update out. Several hours later I'm exploring the Watchtower and following its hidden map. gently caress this game is awesome.
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resistentialism posted:If it was standing in purple polymorph and had a ? over it's head, it probably wasn't a fire dude to begin with. No it was the fire dude, I spat some polymorphine at him and he turned into a sheep, but I got polymorphed too getting to him so I moved a distance away to be safe. He transformed back first and jumped out of the pool, I transformed back and moved towards him, he jumped back into the pool and I thought,"You just got got  " but then he just.. stood there unaffected and took a shot at me that killed me, then just continued to stand there in the polymorphine as I sadly realized that I was the one who had actually got gotten got 
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I discovered that the 'freeze liquid ' perk is great until you get splashed with toxic sludge that immediately freezes into a lethal ice crust. I also just fungal shifted all poly into water... then all regular water into blood. This run is going to be messy.
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DarkDobe posted:I discovered that the 'freeze liquid ' perk is great until you get splashed with toxic sludge that immediately freezes into a lethal ice crust. Get the Vampirism perk and make regular visits to the Lake
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Last time I did Vampirism I just put chainsaws on everything & filled up every zone with blood
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I very reliably get down to Hiisi Base, but am extremely prone to dying there or the jungle to Dumb poo poo like being slightly too close to propane tanks, or not respecting the terrifying DPS some enemies can put out against me. Does Berserkium affect the explosion radius of world props, or only your spells? Ending myself with a bersker-buffed bomb was a one time affair, but some of the world props are terrifyingly strong if I haven't lucked into explosive immunity (*glares at the red tanks in the vault*) DarkDobe fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Apr 10, 2024 |
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Ok, probably my dumbest death so far: trying to evaporate the water in the Dark Cave with Kiuaskivi and completely forgetting that smoke can also suffocate you. Bonus point for it being a pretty good run that would probably end with beating the boss, considering I was proceeding extremely smoothly and returned to Mines from the Vault to explore some of the unvisited side-locations and just defeated the rear end in a top hat guarding the orb on the other side of lava lake just moments before.
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DarkDobe posted:Does Berserkium affect the explosion radius of world props, or only your spells? Ending myself with a bersker-buffed bomb was a one time affair, but some of the world props are terrifyingly strong if I haven't lucked into explosive immunity (*glares at the red tanks in the vault*)
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DarkDobe posted:I very reliably get down to Hissi Base, but am extremely prone to dying there or the jungle to Dumb poo poo like being slightly too close to propane tanks, or not respecting the terrifying DPS some enemies can put out against me. If I'm not explosion immune I'll usually skip most of Hissi base. Just go for the hourglass and anvil grabbing whatever I see on the way and spend more time in the jungle. I've just died in Hissi too many times from either teleporting into a light fixture or being gibbed by a propane tank that you can only see a few pixels of buried in snow.
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uPen posted:If I'm not explosion immune I'll usually skip most of Hissi base. Just go for the hourglass and anvil grabbing whatever I see on the way and spend more time in the jungle. Is there a handy list of locations worth visiting during a regular run? I didn't even know about the hourglass (or the hiisi shop) but I'm sure there are other places worth visiting along the way down the main path? The only one I regularly aim for is the fungal caverns, for the better wands and item density - and tripping balls of course. I also only just learned about how the 'formations' and heart/chest spawn locations work, so it's another thing I'm now being mindful of, especially in the first three floors. DarkDobe fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Apr 10, 2024 |
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DarkDobe posted:Is there a handy list of locations worth visiting during a regular run? Off the top of my head, and granted that I haven't played in awhile: - Fungal caves to hopefully kickstart the run with some good wands/spells - Hiisi shop, anvil if I brought the broken wand - The Dragon if I think I can take it - The Tower once I beat the boss You can do more, e.g. try to get some orbs for more HP, but personally I never bothered to make those part of my regular route.
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