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ClapeMoji
Nov 2, 2023

Glasses need to be smaller. Far too large.

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


The girl in the photo responded and said she’s not a barmaid, doesn’t work there, just asked to have a go at pulling a pint for fun and didn’t know what she was doing.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Czechs saying "this is perfectly normal for a lunch beer"

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Stoatbringer posted:

The girl in the photo responded and said she’s not a barmaid, doesn’t work there, just asked to have a go at pulling a pint for fun and didn’t know what she was doing.

Also because I hope whoever does work there's job title is not "barmaid"

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
Libation Engineer

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



LIbationeer, surely

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

BrotherJayne posted:

ooooooh, big shoes to fill.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Data Graham posted:

Also because I hope whoever does work there's job title is not "barmaid"

Can't call them that anymore, because of woke.

Now you gotta call them bar wenches.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Jamesman posted:

Can't call them that anymore, because of woke.

Now you gotta call them bar wenches.

Ale Wenches, please.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Stoatbringer posted:

Ale Wenches, please.

Lager wenches, you philistine

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
IPA Wenches.

Which are basically the same except they have very questionable facial hair.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Was in Boston recently and was amused that the final stop for one of the trainlines is called "Alewife".

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

FreudianSlippers posted:

Was in Boston recently and was amused that the final stop for one of the trainlines is called "Alewife".

I used to live in Waltham so that was the T stop I ended up using the most.

I also like the station has a fish motif.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
https://www.etymonline.com/word/alewife#etymonline_v_26652


quote:

herring-like fish of North America, 1630s, named from the word for female tavern-keepers (attested from late 14c.), from ale + wife; the fish so called in reference to its large abdomen.

huh

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Big titty fishy.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


It's always the meme thread

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
I didn't even know he was sick!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Empty Sandwich posted:

I didn't even know he was sick!

He was terminally blind.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Lobok posted:

It's always the meme thread

For a second, I fell for this you fucker lol

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Paladinus posted:

He was terminally blind.

he needed to turn on his monitor?

Shit Fuckasaurus
Oct 14, 2005

i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys
Lipstick Apathy
You could tell me Adam Savage is dead any day of the week and I'd believe you. I've watched his YouTube, he likes to play chicken with industrial fabricating equipment. The only time he puts safety first is in the list of things he doesn't think about.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

canyoneer posted:

I will always smile at the stupid spurdo smile

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

At this point I have no idea which pepes have been claimed by nazis and which ones have been reclaimed by non-nazis so I don't use them at all just to be sure.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


this one gets me every time

Minotaurus Rex
Feb 25, 2007

if this accounts a rockin'
don't come a knockin'

Carbon dioxide posted:

At this point I have no idea which pepes have been claimed by nazis and which ones have been reclaimed by non-nazis so I don't use them at all just to be sure.

Surely if you aren’t a nazi then posting the ‘wrong’ Pepe would in fact be reclaiming it? But then again I wouldn’t bother risking it either as life is too short

Talorat
Sep 18, 2007

Hahaha! Aw come on, I can't tell you everything right away! That would make for a boring story, don't you think?
At this point I think Pepe has been pretty thoroughly reclaimed by twitch communities, but to be honest I still get a twinge of ick when I see it.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

"And now just for fun, we've taken his coffin to the quarry and filled it with tannerite..."

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Stoatbringer posted:

The girl in the photo responded and said she’s not a barmaid, doesn’t work there, just asked to have a go at pulling a pint for fun and didn’t know what she was doing.

I'm willing to bet she also doesn't drink beer, because I feel like anyone who does would instinctively do a better job.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Knormal posted:

"And now just for fun, we've taken his coffin to the quarry and filled it with tannerite..."

If he didn't at least consider just firing up a ton of anfo as his choice of cremation/burial/whatever then something's wrong

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



I was told by a very very attractive woman that pepe was strictly for hot babe poo poo now.

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

Jamesman posted:

Can't call them that anymore, because of woke.

Now you gotta call them bar wenches.

It's actually bar attendants now.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Beeristas

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
https://bukk.it/leggyboy.mp4








This one's from 2003 :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TixAjME3748

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Is Shirley Chisholm a meme and I missed it?

*looks at date* am I so out of touc-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxV_0CLZhgM

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
You mean to tell me that song is not actually by two literal sock puppets?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy


















mobby_6kl has a new favorite as of 11:08 on Apr 11, 2024

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




Jokes on u meme, I stopped listening to music years ago

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Sagebrush posted:

this one gets me every time



Holy poo poo this got me good.

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hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

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