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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Beer bottle glass is pretty hard to break, how the hell did she smash it so quick No idea, I didn't see it happen. But the bar, and most of the furnishings were hard tile, steel, and brick. I imagine she smashed it on the corner of something but I don't know.
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isaboo posted:No idea, I didn't see it happen. But the bar, and most of the furnishings were hard tile, steel, and brick. I imagine she smashed it on the corner of something but I don't know. For the record, I sat and watched one of the greatest bar fights of all time. It was in 2004 in a BBQ place on Queensberry Street in Boston, not far from Fenway. I never raised a hand as I watched this whole bar descend into fighting madness.
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In my experience, from best to worst bars to bounce at are dance halls > sports bars > biker joints > redneck bars / roadhouses > strip clubs > college bars > (I guess BBQ places in Boston??) college kids are the worst to clarify, I mean the frequency of dumb poo poo that happens that requires intervention. violence wise... hmm. probably redneck bars. isaboo fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Apr 10, 2024 |
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isaboo posted:In my experience, from best to worst bars to bounce at are Freakin nerd dance bar in Beacon Hill!
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Everyone should keep in mind if you're healing a bruised tailbone you can't run for poo poo. So don't instigate anything if you have a bruised tailbone unless you're really ready to throw down.
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So, here's a free protip: When I consider my first move in a fight, its always a form of block
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Your first move should be to try and escape.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Your first move should be to try and escape. Indeed.
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redshirt posted:So, here's a free protip: When I consider my first move in a fight, its always a form of block Nah. Hit, Grab, Twist, Slam, Stomp Hit as the first action, Grab the head, Twist it, Slam it to the ground, Stomp on it. Easy peasy.
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Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind! If you want to test me, I'm sure you'll find, the things I teach ya, I'm sure to beat ya! but nevertheless you'll get a lesson from teacher!
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isaboo posted:Nah. In a random fight encounter?
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Smugworth posted:MrQwerty vs Redshirt Gene vs Redshirt is more age-appropriate, I'm only pushing 40 and I've never bbeen a moderator
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MrQwerty posted:Gene vs Redshirt is more age-appropriate, I'm only pushing 40 Gene's like a 150 years old, I would never fight him.
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redshirt posted:Gene's like a 150 years old, I would never fight him. You can fight me instead.
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Biggest thing I ever fought bare handed was a moose, I wouldn't recommend it.
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redshirt posted:In a random fight encounter? My tongue is only slightly in cheek, but yeah. There's nuance to each part and like I've said before it depends on the situation, but that little mantra has served me well. Where the head goes, the body will follow.
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Grey Cat posted:You can fight me instead. No sorry, you're too cool.
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isaboo posted:My tongue is only slightly in cheek, but yeah. There's nuance to each part and like I've said before it depends on the situation, but that little mantra has served me well. Where the head goes, the body will follow. I want to fight you of course, but just for sport. But not a sparring thing, like real world. BUT at the same time you're too cool, I'm conflicted....
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Lol all that saved me from the ground was dudes disbelief that I wasn't reacting to getting punched in the face and his vanity over his Ross clearance rack poo poo getting torn off him from the neck down by someone he just gave a black eye to, I have Ehlers-Danlos and would prefer to go longer than 20 years between fights (forever if possible). I heard through the grapevine he was pretty shook that I didn't go down with the first hit because that's his move. MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Apr 10, 2024 |
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Grey Cat posted:You can fight me instead. I won't fight you but we can wrestle 
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redshirt posted:I want to fight you of course, but just for sport. But not a sparring thing, like real world. BUT at the same time you're too cool, I'm conflicted.... I would say you could fight my son, but then I realized you and I are the same age and he's early 20s. He's training (with me) for his second pro muay Thai fight. Just like I did at his age, he tried boxing first then decided muay Thai is way more fun. I told him he's crazy to do what I did, but he's all in. My wife said she'd fight you but that little woman is crazy as hell, exceptionally talented, and just plain mean in the ring.
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isaboo posted:I would say you could fight my son, but then I realized you and I are the same age and he's early 20s. He's training (with me) for his second pro muay Thai fight. Just like I did at his age, he tried boxing first then decided muay Thai is way more fun. I told him he's crazy to do what I did, but he's all in. lol your son would kick my rear end old man and I'm afraid of your wife. FACE ME!!!!!!
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redshirt posted:No sorry, you're too cool. Foiled again by my posting yet again.  wesleywillis posted:I won't fight you but we can wrestle Alright let me just slip into something... more comfortable.  
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Oh hell yeah!! Just the way I likes it!!
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wesleywillis posted:Oh hell yeah!! Just the way I likes it!! Do you integrate forklifts into your fighting style
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i have in the past when it was necessary i would today if it was necessary i'd rather not, on principle
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I'm too pretty to fight
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Smugworth posted:I'm too pretty to fight One little dab on the chin and you'll fold up like a venus flytrap.
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redshirt posted:lol your son would kick my rear end old man and I'm afraid of your wife. I'm so beat up and broken with old injuries, I don't wanna fight anyone. I sometimes travel and coach fighters and I still attend seminars given by teachers I know - mostly Silat. The small school I had closed when Covid happened. I don't teach law enforcement anymore, either. Teaching a few folks and training my son are good enough for me. I guess the last fight I was in was over a year ago. My youngest kids are black (they're adopted) and my racist neighbor called them the n-word for cutting across a tiny piece of his property while they were walking home. I went over to confront him and he threw racial slurs at me so I dropped him with a shot to the liver. His wife came outside, screaming on the phone to the cops that I was trying to kill her husband. I drove to the sheriff's office and said, yeah, I hit his redneck rear end and I'd do it again. I said I'd gladly spend the night in jail to calm things down so I did. I'm on good terms with the authorities, and the neighbor was not, so it turned out ok. He's really lucky my wife wasn't the one to go over there that day, he would've taken more than one punch, that's for sure. The same shitbag neighbor's dog had bit one of my older kids earlier that year, and my wife shot the dog when it again came onto our property acting aggressive. We had a bunch of other problems with him too but he sold his farm and moved so now there's peace in the valley.
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isaboo posted:I'm so beat up and broken with old injuries, I don't wanna fight anyone. I sometimes travel and coach fighters and I still attend seminars given by teachers I know - mostly Silat. The small school I had closed when Covid happened. I don't teach law enforcement anymore, either. Teaching a few folks and training my son are good enough for me. Sorry that you have that conflict in your life.
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MrQwerty posted:Do you integrate forklifts into your fighting style No. That would be cheating. I do have a move called the goatman though.
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Fisticuffs leads to fisting I always say.
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I will wade into your bar fight with a left block and then a quick jab at your neck to incapacitate you as I move on to the next throat punch target....
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redshirt posted:If push comes to shove and the poo poo is on the line, can you fight? I wrestled in college, so I can fight but it will look like two virgins tryina hump.
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Fighting someone who has a forklift certification is just pure folly. You know that’s one tough hombre.
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Brainworm posted:I wrestled in college, so I can fight but it will look like two virgins tryina hump. Finally, a wrestler. And you did it in college so you're the real deal. Did you entertain any thoughts of trying to make the Olympics?
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Fighting someone who has a forklift certification is just pure folly. You know that’s one tough hombre. Especially if they're wearing a forklift themed shirt.
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I did security for a dildo shop and once chased someone down who tried to shoplift a dong. Guy threw the dong at me and I caught it and continue to chase him till eventual arrest. Cops were roaring laughing while I explained the book as a couple 911 calls came in for the area about someone chasing a person with a dildo in one hand and handcuffs in the other. And no. That is not irony or a joke. My wife hates when that story comes up somehow in polite conversation
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she doesn’t hate the story, she’s just embarrassed when you end with “anyway, that’s how we met.”
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That's your and hers role play game. She pretends to steal the dildo, you chase her and catch her and then be all like "oh you wanted this dildo real bad huh?? Well now you're going to get it."
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