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If I had a nickel for every dragon that V torn out from the inside, I would have... I guess one and a half nickel?
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 06:10 |
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# ? May 22, 2024 05:00 |
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lizards don't tend to think about much that isn't "bug"
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 08:11 |
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"Ponk" as a sound effect there is killin g me every time I look.
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 19:48 |
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Calder you better shut up or stand down. How many times are your imperious threats going to get embarrassingly reversed. It's getting rather undignified.
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 21:49 |
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Would a dislocated jaw prevent a dragon from using its fire breath, I wonder.
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 00:53 |
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This has been a very good arc considering the fact that the high point of this strip was "You're just afraid of a strong sauropod role model"
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 03:18 |
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Theropod. Sauropods are four-legged (which is why they're called lizard-foots). I don't know if this needs to be explained, but birds are technically Theropods too.
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 04:24 |
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Technically he is a Sauropsid, which is a rather big group that contains all birds and reptiles. I may be spending toomuch time in the GBS thread on extinct creatures.
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 05:02 |
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Clarste posted:Theropod. Sauropods are four-legged (which is why they're called lizard-foots). I don't know if this needs to be explained, but birds are technically Theropods too. Technically? I guess in the same sense that Humans are technically eutheria.
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 18:26 |
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A.o.D. posted:Technically? Hey, what I pee out of is my own business
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 18:35 |
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A.o.D. posted:Technically? Everyone knows you're a monotreme, you don't gotta keep lying
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 19:11 |
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ikanreed posted:Everyone knows you're a monotreme, you don't gotta keep lying Can't find the tweet but it was from way back and goes like: *Nelly Furtado voice* I'm like a bird / my poop is mixed with pee / I don't know what my hole is
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 22:01 |
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Clarste posted:Theropod. Sauropods are four-legged (which is why they're called lizard-foots). I don't know if this needs to be explained, but birds are technically Theropods too. I love how there are saurischian (reptile-hipped) and ornithischian (bird-hipped) dinosaurs, but birds are saurischian not ornithischian.
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 22:49 |
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ikanreed posted:Everyone knows you're a monotreme, you don't gotta keep lying One hole's all I need, baby.
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 23:03 |
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I immediately regret that post but I'm not taking it back.
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 23:03 |
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MikeJF posted:I immediately regret that post but I'm not taking it back. You should take it back, and now.
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# ? Apr 16, 2024 05:53 |
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girl dick energy posted:Hey, what I pee out of is my own business Not with that avatar it isnt
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 23:23 |
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I hope Rich is okay!
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 14:13 |
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The X-man cometh posted:I hope Rich is okay! At this rate, we may need to go back to... the old ways. So, what alignment is Batman?
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# ? May 4, 2024 05:00 |
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West, of course.
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# ? May 4, 2024 05:19 |
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DrakePegasus posted:West, of course. His player says he's lawful good but keeps playing like he's true neutral
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# ? May 4, 2024 15:15 |
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Adam West Batman is Lawful Gay.
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# ? May 4, 2024 15:54 |
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Nenonen posted:Adam West Batman is Lawful Gay. Joker is Chaotic Incel
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# ? May 4, 2024 16:11 |
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Chaotic Boner
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# ? May 4, 2024 16:49 |
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Apropos of nothing, remember how the oracle next death was to be by a wrathful druid, angry that his wife is cheating on him with his animal companion bear? About 16 years ago?
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# ? May 5, 2024 15:58 |
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And Larian studios didn't even give Rich a writing credit. Smh.
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# ? May 5, 2024 16:15 |
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The existence of March in ootsverse implies the existence of Mars raising complex questions about the fate of the gods of the East
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# ? May 5, 2024 17:33 |
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ikanreed posted:The existence of March in ootsverse implies the existence of Mars raising complex questions about the fate of the gods of the East They were saying Smarch.
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# ? May 5, 2024 20:14 |
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Lousy Smarch Prophesy
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# ? May 5, 2024 20:23 |
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ikanreed posted:The existence of March in ootsverse implies the existence of Mars raising complex questions about the fate of the gods of the East Months named in memory of long-fallen Gods?
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# ? May 6, 2024 01:59 |
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Mars, the God, certainly doesn’t exist in OOTSland, but Mars, the candy bar, certainly does, and the month was named in its honor
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# ? May 6, 2024 02:15 |
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oobey posted:Mars, the God, certainly doesn’t exist in OOTSland, but Mars, the candy bar, certainly does, and the month was named in its honor It also existed in the movie theater snack good universe
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# ? May 6, 2024 02:28 |
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Most stuff wasn't even named by people. The world came into being fully formed a little while ago, the ancients don't exist, it's all a lie. People didn't name the month or the candy bar after mars, the gods did.
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# ? May 6, 2024 02:44 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:Most stuff wasn't even named by people. The world came into being fully formed a little while ago, the ancients don't exist, it's all a lie. People didn't name the month or the candy bar after mars, the gods did. "WAKE UP, SHEEPLE" I yell fruitlessly at the half-human half-ovine creatures surrounding me, but the level 1 adventuring party keeps advancing, and their wizard smugly quotes the Scriptures at me: "Slapping or wounding awakens an affected creature, but normal noise does not. Awakening a creature is a standard action."
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# ? May 6, 2024 06:55 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:Most stuff wasn't even named by people. The world came into being fully formed a little while ago, the ancients don't exist, it's all a lie. People didn't name the month or the candy bar after mars, the gods did. The method of creation the OotS-Gods employ raises a lot of questions that I doubt any author could provide a satisfactory answer to. Do they create a baseline memory of the world to imprint on everyone upon creation? Do they create intricately different systems for different races/cultures? Does each God just do their own thing? Or is it all recycled from that one time they put actual effort into coming up with something good, a couple million universes ago?
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# ? May 6, 2024 09:28 |
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For the first generation of creatures, Last Thursdayism is true.
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nimby posted:The method of creation the OotS-Gods employ raises a lot of questions that I doubt any author could provide a satisfactory answer to. They fire up Dwarf Fortress on their epic rig with whatever mods each god wants for that iteration and let it simulate a couple of centuries, then yeet the result into existence.
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# ? May 6, 2024 10:14 |
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Slashrat posted:They fire up Dwarf Fortress on their epic rig with whatever mods each god wants for that iteration and let it simulate a couple of centuries, then yeet the result into existence. The Snarl is the only way they know how to interpret the instability and crashes brought on by running over 100 mods simultaneously. What's inside the rift? A copy of Morrowind, modded beyond recognition. Thomas the Tank Engine lives there.
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# ? May 6, 2024 13:01 |
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Rich is okay! https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1302.html
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# ? May 7, 2024 15:09 |
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# ? May 22, 2024 05:00 |
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The punchline feels off to me. Of all the people in the Order who should understand the Durkon/Durkula difference, it should have been Belkar. I get that the joke was right there and all, but he's basically the last person Durkon should be explaining that to.
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