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little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Team Big Hawaiian Looking Guy

im team hook being in no hurry at all while putting his belt down before helping break up the fight

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Goblin Queen
Mar 6, 2006

Goblin deez nuts amirite ladies?

little munchkin posted:

im team hook being in no hurry at all while putting his belt down before helping break up the fight

He was taking his time because he didn't want CM Punk's blood on his hands

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

little munchkin posted:

im team hook being in no hurry at all while putting his belt down before helping break up the fight

smartest man in the room lol

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Happiness posted:

while many of you are likely yelling "GO CM PUNK" or "GO JACK PERRY" i'm yelling "GO CHRIS HERO kings reign supreme"

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

No wonder Joe was pissed having to do that pull apart.

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

Happiness posted:

while many of you are likely yelling "GO CM PUNK" or "GO JACK PERRY" i'm yelling "GO CHRIS HERO kings reign supreme"

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Happiness posted:

while many of you are likely yelling "GO CM PUNK" or "GO JACK PERRY" i'm yelling "GO CHRIS HERO kings reign supreme"

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

https://x.com/SeanRossCrappp/status/1778235623389700304

stay off twitter QOP

MediaPlayerClassic
Aug 24, 2012
dont know why they spent twenty minutes of a two hour show talking about the other show

now to drink water and remind myself of how long the helwani interview promoting wrestlemania was

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I work at a race track and I'm pretty sure I don't get a second chance to sucker punch coworkers like Punk got from TK.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

coconono posted:

I work at a race track and I'm pretty sure I don't get a second chance to sucker punch coworkers like Punk got from TK.

You will only know if you try

There are less rules in life than you think

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

https://twitter.com/snowboiiii/status/1778241519415181497

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

coconono posted:

I work at a race track and I'm pretty sure I don't get a second chance to sucker punch coworkers like Punk got from TK.

the racetracks have gotten woke :(

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

https://twitter.com/MikeyChase2023/status/1778256763709436202

Hook and Jungle Boy never had a super hot tag team together

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

coconono posted:

I work at a race track and I'm pretty sure I don't get a second chance to sucker punch coworkers like Punk got from TK.

You're doing it all wrong, you sucker punch a coworker then announce that you're not fired, because you quit.

And then go work a shift anyhow.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

lol at the idea of someone discovering that wrestling is fake through this specific detail

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

https://x.com/WRESTLECringe/status/1778230001906680051

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

his terrible punches that cannot even phase a man from adjusting his hair did connect this time tbf

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Ok but for real why is he so bad at chokeholds. I was under the impression they were not that hard to do. What makes his so bad? Technique wise?

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

And thats enough Twitter for a long while for me

https://x.com/WRESTLECringe/status/1778239446774612062

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




I know when I wake up on a Thursday and there's like 30 posts on this thread I need to catch Dynamite

Goblin Queen
Mar 6, 2006

Goblin deez nuts amirite ladies?

Shard posted:

And thats enough Twitter for a long while for me

https://x.com/WRESTLECringe/status/1778239446774612062

What just happened?!?
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Shard posted:

And thats enough Twitter for a long while for me

https://x.com/WRESTLECringe/status/1778239446774612062

Serious question, do these people watch wrestling on mute? (I would too if the alternative was listening to Pat McAfee, in fairness)

The reason I ask is that I'm pretty sure within fifteen seconds Excalibur literally said, "hey, it's Mina Shiragawa, Mariah May's former Stardom tag partner!"

TinTower fucked around with this message at 06:09 on Apr 11, 2024

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Happiness posted:

while many of you are likely yelling "GO CM PUNK" or "GO JACK PERRY" i'm yelling "GO CHRIS HERO kings reign supreme"

VideoWitch
Oct 9, 2012

TinTower posted:

Serious question, do these people watch wrestling on mute? (I would too if the alternative was listening to Pat McAfee, in fairness)

The reason I ask is that I'm pretty sure within fifteen seconds Excalibur literally said, "hey, it's Mina Shiragawa, Mariah May's former Stardom tag partner!"

it's bold to assume they even watch AEW at all

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

That dude fucks

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Shard posted:

Ok but for real why is he so bad at chokeholds. I was under the impression they were not that hard to do. What makes his so bad? Technique wise?

Punk never had that dawg in him. Dude lost an IHOP brawl to Teddy Hart(eat poo poo and die motherfucker). Despite picking fights, he has no real interest in doing mortal harm to people. Self defeating.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Shard posted:

Ok but for real why is he so bad at chokeholds. I was under the impression they were not that hard to do. What makes his so bad? Technique wise?

pro wrestling chokeholds are not real chokeholds and he doesn't seem to know how to do anything else

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Getting in an altercation with cm punk and he goes for the ionian nerve grip killing me instantly

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin


There was a fight at my office years ago. Both guys were suspended and part of the investigation was gathering written statements from both of them to find out what happened. The one guy was very apologetic and said he was stupid to do it and understood it made him look like a danger in the workplace.

The other guy may very well be this poster; he wrote about “scanning a room for danger” every time he entered and said that men have been battling each other since caveman times and you can’t just turn off that part of your brain.

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



https://twitter.com/dave_warhammer/status/1778312611232116830?t=oFL84EKy3uGI-QgWmJq0pw&s=19

lmao at this disconnected from reality individual

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

TinTower posted:

Serious question, do these people watch wrestling on mute? (I would too if the alternative was listening to Pat McAfee, in fairness)

The reason I ask is that I'm pretty sure within fifteen seconds Excalibur literally said, "hey, it's Mina Shiragawa, Mariah May's former Stardom tag partner!"

They only way the gifs that get posted on Twitter.

Trying
Sep 26, 2019


I cannot mock this person. I think they need a hug more than anything

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


coconono posted:

Punk never had that dawg in him. Dude lost an IHOP brawl to Teddy Hart(eat poo poo and die motherfucker). Despite picking fights, he has no real interest in doing mortal harm to people. Self defeating.

CM Punk losing a brawl to Teddy Hart will always be among the highlights of his career for me, even with Teddy being a gigantic unflushable turd in the toilet bowl that is professional wrestling.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


At the end of the day they’re just a Little Stinger and I can’t fault that

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012

Nothing would add more to a legacy like ruining one of the best retirements in wrestling a month or so later.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/wwegraves/status/1778246549933322507?s=46

Now now, Corey, people working for the rape factory shouldn't be throwing stones.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


TinTower posted:

https://twitter.com/wwegraves/status/1778246549933322507?s=46

Now now, Corey, people working for the rape factory shouldn't be throwing stones.

Corey Graves has a lot of experience not paying attention to the things men in charge are doing.

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The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
It’s just funny to see Graves be best friends with Punk again after punk cut him out of his life for literally no reason.

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