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Waffleman_ posted:Oh, Brotato is another game, I thought you were misspelling Balatro in a funny way I was talking about the one that is a simple looking overly addictive game that has no reason being as good as it is and focuses largely on creating absurdly overpower builds and unlocking new stuff.
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khwarezm posted:Are there any threads on this site where I can make fun of gamers crying that videogame women aren't sexy enough? 
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khwarezm posted:Are there any threads on this site where I can make fun of gamers crying that videogame women aren't sexy enough? The Stellar Blade thread
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khwarezm posted:Are there any threads on this site where I can make fun of gamers crying that videogame women aren't sexy enough? 
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Apr 11, 2024 19:34
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What does Amber Heard have to do with this?
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Apr 11, 2024 19:35
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Stellar Blade will be the game that brings back those cardboard cutouts you taped to the TV while playing Goldeneye. Not to keep your little brother from looking at your screen, mind, but to hide from God.
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https://twitter.com/SplendidMaChao/status/1778254438311878786 getta loada this guy
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Apr 11, 2024 19:38
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Please don’t remind me that Grummz exists
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Saint Freak posted:Hmm, so we'll need to add in some kind of Jank Axis on the Z plane. Well we know where Starfield will fall on the Gaming Grid anyway 
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Apr 11, 2024 19:40
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https://youtu.be/rUupDa-ACxk?si=lXMQCXL-ioXDuocy For those who want a proper spiritual successor to Micro Machines, this looks very promising.
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khwarezm posted:https://twitter.com/SplendidMaChao/status/1778254438311878786 ironstylus is 100% correct but this also highlights the absolute impotence of twitter as a platform for meaningful information or discussion given that i had to scroll through a sea of people who've never seen a woman irl before i could actually get to the thread
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Apr 11, 2024 19:51
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What's wrong with the jawline. I thought a strong jawline was sexy for everybody.
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Apr 11, 2024 19:54
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Vermain posted:ironstylus is 100% correct but this also highlights the absolute impotence of twitter as a platform for meaningful information or discussion given that i had to scroll through a sea of people who've never seen a woman irl before i could actually get to the thread Really? You can click into his post from the embed here and its collected into a thread.
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Apr 11, 2024 19:54
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khwarezm posted:Really? You can click into his post from the embed here and its collected into a thread. maybe if you have a fukken twitter account lmao
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Vermain posted:ironstylus is 100% correct but this also highlights the absolute impotence of twitter as a platform for meaningful information or discussion given that i had to scroll through a sea of people who've never seen a woman irl before i could actually get to the thread Doubly impotent when you remember that without a twitter account you can't read anything beyond the two tweets in that embed
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Hwurmp posted:maybe if you have a fukken twitter account lmao gently caress, I've been revealed.
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exquisite tea posted:What's wrong with the jawline. I thought a strong jawline was sexy for everybody. sometimes straight dudes be kinda weird
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any game that has super hd photorealistic faces of real actors is the wrong artstyle anyways. and it probably means the game is gonna have bad AAA storygame sections where it zooms in for a closeup on their very expensive technologically advanced face models and they monologue video-game-writing at you which is even worse except max payne he's cool 
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hatty posted:Please don’t remind me that Grummz exists No we have to give the irrelevant braindead guy attention for posting the same boring crap he has for years
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Max Payne is gonna kill all the bad guys and their stinky feet
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Yeah I won't play ff7 remake because the models are too uncannily pristine and perfect and gorgeous, they're hard to look at
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exquisite tea posted:What's wrong with the jawline. I thought a strong jawline was sexy for everybody. it is for me.
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I recognize that guy he's in Death Stranding like two of the girls from that tweet.
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fellas, is it gay to find a woman attractive
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Reminded of when the tomb raider reboot was revealed and one of the devs or director or someone was bragging about giving Lara some baby fat so you’d feel more compelled to protect her
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hatty posted:Reminded of when the tomb raider reboot was revealed and one of the devs or director or someone was bragging about giving Lara some baby fat so you’d feel more compelled to protect her personally, i felt compelled to protect her because it's the entire point of the goddamn game
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Vermain posted:personally, i felt compelled to protect her because it's the entire point of the goddamn game By protecting her you protect yourself from those really graphic death animations.
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hatty posted:Reminded of when the tomb raider reboot was revealed and one of the devs or director or someone was bragging about giving Lara some baby fat so you’d feel more compelled to protect her Honestly the first time I saw her die in a graphically gruesome way that lingered over the moment like torture porn I felt anxiety about that not happening again lol efb again, today
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Electric Phantasm posted:By protecting her you protect yourself from those really graphic death animations. but would you have really felt the same impact from them if lara's jawline was 13.7% less smooth
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frytechnician posted:https://youtu.be/rUupDa-ACxk?si=lXMQCXL-ioXDuocy God, I can't believe they made Micro Machines WOKE!!!!
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Vermain posted:the desexualization of tiny cars MUST be stopped it's not a real car unless its fender lines are almost as smooth as my brain
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haveblue posted:fellas, is it gay to find a woman attractive EXTREMELY
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Idc about Twitter drama involving the worst people in the world but I do wish that games would stop doing facial scans of celebrities as a gimmick. Games seem to be very insecure about the fact that they aren't movies. They should stop trying to be movies, because video games are better than movies
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cheetah7071 posted:Idc about Twitter drama involving the worst people in the world but I do wish that games would stop doing facial scans of celebrities as a gimmick. Games seem to be very insecure about the fact that they aren't movies. They should stop trying to be movies, because video games are better than movies this is the core thrust of ironstylus' argument: facial capturing produces weird uncanny valley NPCs and takes away from the deliberate craft actual artists can leverage in making characters that are attractive by virtue of them having been sculpted instead of being digitized halloween masks
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yeah but the managerial bean-counter class who make all the decisions at these billion-dollar companies really love the prestige of movies
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Animated movies need to go back to voice actors, so tired of hearing celebrities stuck inside random cartoon characters. Very few of them voice act enough to be a distinct character and they usually are chosen to have so and so there. Bring back Casey kasem and daws butler.
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Khanstant posted:Animated movies need to go back to voice actors, so tired of hearing celebrities stuck inside random cartoon characters. Very few of them voice act enough to be a distinct character and they usually are chosen to have so and so there. Eh. There are a lot of extremely good voice actors who are also regular actors. The ones who are good at their roles usually slip into them enough you don't notice. Obviously Mark Hamill is the neon glowing example there.
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cheetah7071 posted:Idc about Twitter drama involving the worst people in the world but I do wish that games would stop doing facial scans of celebrities as a gimmick. Games seem to be very insecure about the fact that they aren't movies. They should stop trying to be movies, because video games are better than movies Something about Marlon Brando's last performance being him on a ventilator in the Godfather game gets me real down. On the other hand Crime Boss Rockay City owns
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