Something Awful Wrestling Season 2 - No NEON this week - Thursday TITAN 06/13

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(Thread IKs: TheSwizzler, STING 64, rox)

Majinfoose: Jul 26, 2007; HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin

Shard posted:

I love you. I respect you. But I must kill you. But I will continue to remind everyone wwe is a rape factory in your honor

You say you love me, but your threaten me, threaten to KILL ME, and the most egregious thing, YOU'RE GOING TO STEAL MY GIMMICK!?
THIS IS WAR

# ? Apr 11, 2024 06:35

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 18:42

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

number of wresters per subforum, both main roster and waitlist

code:

19 CSPAM
13 PSP
10 BYOB
 9 ADTRW
 9 TG
 8 PYF
 6 SAS
 6 YOSPOS
 5 GBS
 4 TFF
 3 BSS
 3 VG
 2 CD
 2 EPA
 2 IZ
 2 LP
 1 CCCC
 1 GIP
 1 ML
 1 MMO
 1 (no forum)
 1 TRP
 1 WoW GS
 1 TLLS

# ? Apr 11, 2024 06:38

Shard: Jul 30, 2005

Majinfoose posted:

You say you love me, but your threaten me, threaten to KILL ME, and the most egregious thing, YOU'RE GOING TO STEAL MY GIMMICK!?
THIS IS WAR

I was trying to honor you and this is how you treat me? I was gonna go easy on you before, but now your passing will not be easy!

# ? Apr 11, 2024 13:59

rox: Sep 7, 2016

since swizzler is off gallavanting about europe he's asked me to do up a poll for the very first SAW PYF Title!! pick your fav and top 4 will compete for Season 2's FIRST SAW PYF Title Match during the two night premiere!!
the belt will be starting in the Women's Division and only MAIN ROSTER are currently eligible (sorry waitlisters!)

https://strawpoll.com/XmZRxwGa9nd

poll closes Tuesday April 16 @ 12:00PM ET

# ? Apr 11, 2024 14:21

Shard: Jul 30, 2005

I voted for rox whoever that is

# ? Apr 11, 2024 15:28

sb hermit: Dec 13, 2016

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

hell yeah

# ? Apr 11, 2024 15:59

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

i won't reveal who i voted for. iu had said what letter the person's name starts with and it was the only person with that letter starting their name so i had to delete it.

# ? Apr 11, 2024 16:57

CubicalSucrose: Jan 1, 2013; Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

Tried to vote for Space Kablooey. A season too late.

# ? Apr 11, 2024 17:06

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

i voted for someone who ilike, but i cant say who it is because the people i didnt vote for will not like me

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

# ? Apr 11, 2024 17:22

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

Abstaining from voting until I know who wins the most prestigious title in SAW Underground history

# ? Apr 11, 2024 18:18

ghosthorse: Dec 15, 2011; ...you forget so easily...

I voted because I (unlike the epa �so called� ��democracy�� faction) love democracy (unlike the epa �so called� ��democracy�� faction)

# ? Apr 11, 2024 18:51

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

i shan't disclose my vote

Shions of Qud

# ? Apr 11, 2024 18:58

Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

been keeping this by my computer in hopes that somehow my guy will learn how to use it

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Apr 11, 2024 20:11

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

I voted for sb_hermit because I can and I will

You Can Join Something Awful Wrestling Today

Tuesdays and Thursdays at 9pm Eastern on twitch.tv/tha_swizzler

# ? Apr 11, 2024 20:40

Furnaceface: Oct 21, 2004

Empty Sandwich posted:

been keeping this by my computer in hopes that somehow my guy will learn how to use it

The printer or the Shedinja? Not sure how either will help but I am happy to learn your secrets.

Cthulu Carl posted:

Furnaceface roots for me a lot, so I shall return the favor. Go Furnaceface.

But also go Maerlyn. The Child has a killer instinct.

Leraika posted:

I agree, let's go Furnaceface and The Child

Gauntlet is probably the worst possible match type for my CAW, but here's hoping I can at least put on a bit of a show.

Also I voted for Fits because voting for yourself is what I expect Namtab to do.

# ? Apr 11, 2024 20:47

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

rox posted:

since swizzler is off gallavanting about europe he's asked me to do up a poll for the very first SAW PYF Title!! pick your fav and top 4 will compete for Season 2's FIRST SAW PYF Title Match during the two night premiere!!
the belt will be starting in the Women's Division and only MAIN ROSTER are currently eligible (sorry waitlisters!)

https://strawpoll.com/XmZRxwGa9nd

poll closes Tuesday April 16 @ 12:00PM ET

Not in it voted 1

:siren:
click here for the greatest promo in SAW history
:siren:

Find out why everyone on SAW loves Seth!

# ? Apr 11, 2024 21:13

MacheteZombie: Feb 4, 2007

Something isnt quite right here

# ? Apr 12, 2024 02:06

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

hello.

# ? Apr 12, 2024 02:13

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

Bizarro SAW?

# ? Apr 12, 2024 02:13

rox: Sep 7, 2016

kfg running late just waiting to hear back!

# ? Apr 12, 2024 02:15

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

you're my friend

# ? Apr 12, 2024 02:16

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

poo poo I'm doing laundry and grabbing dinner

Shions of Qud

# ? Apr 12, 2024 02:16

rox: Sep 7, 2016

going live now!

https://twitch.tv/mrkungfugrip

# ? Apr 12, 2024 02:22

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

KungFu Grip posted:

This Thursday April 11th at 9pm EST, SAW Underground is live once again @ https://www.twitch.tv/mrkungfugrip

SAW UNDERGROUND IS GIVING YOU WANT YOU EXPECT FROM IT, NO SURPRISES AND STRAIGHT TO THE POINT ACTION!!

Last Man Standing:
Shard vs. Majinfoose

No Escape Tag Cage Match:
Knuckle Sandwich (VVG & empty sandwich) vs. super sweet best pal & minidracula

Falls Count Anywhere Match:
Tenkaris vs. HelloIAmYourHeart

Triple Threat Match (One Fall):
sb hermit vs. buschmaki vs. barnold

Elimination Table 3 Way Tag Team Match:
Malice and Gromit (your friend sk & FutonForensic) vs. evobatman & The Chad Jihad vs. Idiot Kings (Mr Hootington & titty_baby_)

8 Woman Gauntlet:
Maerlyn vs. Second Hand Meat Mouth vs. Ohtori Akio vs. Papa Was A Video Toaster vs. Zoya vs. Megamissen vs. namtab vs. Furnaceface

30 Man Royal Rumble For SAW Underground Men's Title:
Unfortunately we couldn't get a sponsor for the Men's title but it'll be named after the second best thing a promotor can offer!!

h

hey hi we're live

# ? Apr 12, 2024 02:24

ddinkins: Sep 5, 2012

https://clips.twitch.tv/RockySlipperyCodMoreCowbell-gvW6Ck2YcwJKhyus

# ? Apr 12, 2024 02:46

ddinkins: Sep 5, 2012

https://clips.twitch.tv/SpookyMotionlessPhoneDoggo-wB8uKljYEOD8KI4A

# ? Apr 12, 2024 03:13

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

hey hi still live women's gauntlet match is on now and then its a royal rumble. been a hell of a night for the game and myself lmao

# ? Apr 12, 2024 03:55

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

mother fucker. got a bug that i dont think swizzler even got lmao never ending rumble

# ? Apr 12, 2024 05:00

Majinfoose: Jul 26, 2007; HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin

Did I beat Shard!? Been stuck at work

# ? Apr 12, 2024 05:01

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

Majinfoose posted:

Did I beat Shard!? Been stuck at work

its been so long i forgot, the game was Not Happy tonight. I'm gonna say no

# ? Apr 12, 2024 05:03

Monathin: Sep 1, 2011; ?????????
?

SPOILERS FOR THE 30 MAN SAW UNDERGROUND RUMBLE:

Notes from 'The Kid' posted:

SAW UNDERGROUND APR. 11TH 30-MAN CHAMPIONSHIP RUMBLE RESULTS:

-- ENTRANT ORDER ---

1: Mekchu
2: Green Toad
3: Not Cavauro
4: Cavauro
5: Communist Bear
6: CBJSprague24
7: Kild
8: Hazamuth
9: CubicalSucrose
10: Seth Pecksnif
11: Insetik
12: Shinjobi
13: Niennunb
14: wolffenstein
15: Jeremor
16: tawal
17: Iggy Igsen
18: ddinkins
19: explosivo
20: Monathin
21: Crescent Wrench
22: Hot Diggity!
23: MacheteZombie
24: Stiev Awt
25: Futurefriend
26: Buck Wildman
27: ilmucche
28: Starsfan
29: neoaxd
30: Danaru*

* - Danaru did not show due to !2k, but was confirmed by KFG to be the last entrant.

--- ELIMS ---

1ST OUT: Green Toad
2ND OUT: Communist Bear
3RD OUT: Cavauro
4TH OUT: Hazamuth
5TH OUT: Not Cavauro
6TH OUT: Mekchu
7TH OUT: Seth Picksniff
8TH OUT: Shinjobi
9TH OUT: Kild
10TH OUT: Niennunb
11TH OUT: Insetik
12TH OUT: CBJSprague24
13TH OUT: Iggy Igsen
14TH OUT: CubicalSucrose
15TH OUT: tawal
16TH OUT: wolffenstein
17TH OUT: Jeremor
18TH OUT: Crescent Wrench
19TH OUT: explosivo
20TH OUT: Stiev Awt
21ST OUT: MacheteZombie
22ND OUT: futurefriend
23RD OUT: ddinkins
24TH OUT: Monathin
25TH OUT: neoaxd
26TH OUT: ilmucche
27TH OUT: Starsfan
28TH OUT: Buck Wildman
29TH OUT: -----

Match technically did not finish due to, again, !2k. Hot Diggity! wins the Rumble, but goes on to face Danaru in a bonus 1v1 Match for the championship.

Monathin fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Apr 12, 2024

# ? Apr 12, 2024 05:05

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

danaru was there in spirit, Buck Wildman had a finish he would be proud of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRx8dzHxpBo

# ? Apr 12, 2024 05:09

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

Danaru got the ultimate hesitation..

anyway shout out to the first SAW Underground Men's Hotdog and a Handshake Champion, Hot Diggity!

# ? Apr 12, 2024 05:14

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

KungFu Grip posted:

Danaru got the ultimate hesitation..

anyway shout out to the first SAW Underground Men's Hotdog and a Handshake Champion, Hot Diggity!

whose handshake did he win?

# ? Apr 12, 2024 05:15

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

KungFu Grip posted:

Danaru got the ultimate hesitation..

anyway shout out to the first SAW Underground Men's Hotdog and a Handshake Champion, Hot Diggity!

Oh my god lmao this owns and I will defend it with my life

# ? Apr 12, 2024 05:17

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

# ? Apr 12, 2024 05:18

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

Cthulu Carl posted:

whose handshake did he win?

# ? Apr 12, 2024 05:26

Majinfoose: Jul 26, 2007; HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin

Well I saw that Shard killed me so I guess I'm dead

# ? Apr 12, 2024 11:55

Shard: Jul 30, 2005

Majinfoose posted:

Well I saw that Shard killed me so I guess I'm dead

Now you'll never forget my name

# ? Apr 12, 2024 13:20

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 18:42

Majinfoose: Jul 26, 2007; HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin

Shard posted:

Now you'll never forget my name

I'm dead,Shirt, I'll remember nothing

# ? Apr 12, 2024 14:47

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