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when people say everybody poops, boy, they mean it
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Montague Tigg posted:wait, wait, wait... snakes poop??? my ball python shat on me when we brought him home for the first time
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Montague Tigg posted:wait, wait, wait... snakes poop??? Snakes are poop, wrapped in a scaly casing.
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You can show snake poop inline. Snake boobs, tits, rear end, and dilz are fine too. It's the human ones that are gross
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Apr 11, 2024 18:00
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Snakes (at least ball pythons) also fart, and it sounds like a human farting.
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Mauser posted:You can show snake poop inline. Snake boobs, tits, rear end, and dilz are fine too. It's the human ones that are gross The snake tits guy got banned, so snake tits are bannable.
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McGavin posted:The snake tits guy got banned, so snake tits are bannable. Mauser posted:You can show snake poop inline. Snake boobs,
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Snakes and other reptiles will poo and sometimes musk you as a defensive mechanism. Some are worse than others. Garter Snake musk is kind of like low-key rotting garbage skunk but it sticks around longer? The ones that just void their digestive tract are far far preferable to the ones that musk you up too. It's hard to describe, go out and get musked by a Garter Snake. The below quote is close but not quite it? And it LINGERS oh god does it linger. I've been dosed with cyanide by a millipede and that was way less of an intense experience. Snake Hands https://www.lastwordonnothing.com/2020/10/16/snake-hands/ "We tend not to regard snakes as especially odiferous animals — certainly they’re no skunks — yet garter snake musk is one of Animalia’s most pungent emanations. To me it’s always had a certain leathery, aquatic putridity, like a dead fish wrapped in rawhide and left out on the porch for a few days. That undersells its chemical complexity, though: Garter snake musk, which is secreted through a cloacal gland to repel predators, contains at least seven volatile components, with names like 3-methylbutanoic acid, trimethylamine, and 2-piperidone." Desert Bus fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Apr 11, 2024 |
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*rolls up to thread with a whole pile of snake tits to post* Aw poo poo 
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McGavin posted:The snake tits guy got banned, so snake tits are bannable.
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Murdstone posted:Were they banned because of snake tits, or just with snake tits?
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guys snakes don't have tits. tits are for mammals
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Scratch Monkey posted:guys snakes don't have tits. tits are for mammals Look anyone can get some boltons don’t be such a prude.
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Put tits on everything
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Female snakes musk more than males so we can only assume that musk is stored in the tits.
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Crab Dad posted:Look anyone can get some boltons don’t be such a prude. I'll take the Michael Boltons
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thanks for unlocking my childhood memory of snake smells
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I was laying on a log in the Current River in Missouri once and a water moccasin swam across my chest. It smelled bad. I have never forgotten that smell.
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UwUnabomber posted:I was laying on a log in the Current River in Missouri once and a water moccasin swam across my chest. It smelled bad. I have never forgotten that smell. you sure you didnt poo poo yourself?
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Dude he just said he was laying a log in the Current river in Missouri.
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Montague Tigg posted:wait, wait, wait... snakes poop??? see what happens when you get your snake facts from Nokia
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My friend’s French bulldog just pooped on a snake the other day. You only live once I guess.
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Karate Bastard posted:Put tits on everything I'm onto my 3rd breakfast of the day already and will be getting brunch soon, Lord knows I'm trying.
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Non Compos Mentis posted:i wasnt sure if this deserved its own thread or not my boss saw this and gave me a promotion.
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You should see the dumps taken by the very rare making GBS threads cobra
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McGavin posted:The snake tits guy got banned, so snake tits are bannable. Counterpoint:  Don't say it. vvv 
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Takes No Damage posted:Counterpoint: No ring
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Non Compos Mentis posted:i wasnt sure if this deserved its own thread or not  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObDwg1LS3PY
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Snake poo poo/Tits
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This is the image I think of when I'm about to cry and want to stop myself from crying. I'm not even sure why, but it works.
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Weirdly, that makes total sense to me. Reptiles lack weepy type feelings, and drinking/swallowing is kind of biomechanically incompatible with serious crying. I find that my jaw and neck lock up a bit when emotions are building up, and they are giving their jaw a good flapping. A lot of our brain is still very much like the cognitively simpler animals. I think that replaying it mentally is like being a simpler thing, at least a tiny bit.
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maybe it's just way cute
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Takes No Damage posted:Counterpoint: Asterix: No Ring
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Edmund Sparkler posted:Asterix: No Ring Assterix, please.
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MSPain posted:maybe it's just way cute \/ Thank you I've been reading too much about neurology lately, and ironically that can make you way more stupid about normal stuff nice obelisk idiot fucked around with this message at 11:23 on Apr 12, 2024 |
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Because it looks like a big satisfied dummy smacking its lips
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