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Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!

SCheeseman posted:

The distribution of the crystals aren't changed by the development process and the inherently high resolution of film makes pixel-level (or crystal I guess) differences less likely to matter in practice anyway.

The colours can be vastly different. The colour of a suspects clothing are often used as evidence.
In reality though, this is rarely likely to happen. AI having widely different results from two tries on 'enhancing' an image though? Well you can try it yourself in lightroom.
Fun, but I wouldn't want it used against me in court.

How AI generates new data and how compression algorithms work IS different, not matter how much you insist otherwise because of how they work at the base level, but regardless its the reliability that is the crux of the problem, not the technology used.
Maybe if the Gen-AI technology becomes more 'reproducible' and actually in line with the repeatability of a compression algorithm matrix's then it could be considered.

Mega Comrade fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Apr 8, 2024

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Clarste
Apr 15, 2013

Just how many mistakes have you suffered on the way here?

An uncountable number, to be sure.

withoutclass posted:

Just wait until the courts find out about how human memory works.

The infallibility of human memory is the very cornerstone of the justice system.

Electric Wrigglies
Feb 6, 2015

Australian judges often dismiss video evidence out of hand. There was a case a few years ago where a judge doing so was met with community backlash as to the general public, a video is rock solid evidence but for the judge, not worth bringing the TV into the courtroom to look at.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

OddObserver posted:

Have you ever seen what poor quality old-school CCTV tape video looks like? The stuff I recall seeing on TV alerts makes modem era JPEGs look pristine.
if there's a black defendent, and a CCTV video showing the grainy figure of what kind of looks like a black dude, baby you've got a conviction!

Barrel Cactaur
Oct 6, 2021

OddObserver posted:

Have you ever seen what poor quality old-school CCTV tape video looks like? The stuff I recall seeing on TV alerts makes modem era JPEGs look pristine.

It might be the killer, but it's a dead ringer for Sasquatch. Comb the woodlands!

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
it seems like even modern sec. footage is still a coin flip rather its good or not. like you would think the floor is 720p , 60 fps, and color and basically forever storage, but its not.

like sure we proved bigfoot , ufos , and rods probably arent real, but lol at this tech store using a knockoff gameboy cam as its sec. cam.

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

PhazonLink posted:

it seems like even modern sec. footage is still a coin flip rather its good or not. like you would think the floor is 720p , 60 fps, and color and basically forever storage, but its not.

like sure we proved bigfoot , ufos , and rods probably arent real, but lol at this tech store using a knockoff gameboy cam as its sec. cam.

Management took care of the security camera needs back in 1995 and you're expecting them to invest more now? Think of the impact that'll have on our quarterly numbers!

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
hell im pretty sure even cop propaganda and MiC shows and movies has equipment better than current reallife counter parts.

"hey here's a pixel. is it good or bad?"

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

PhazonLink posted:

hell im pretty sure even cop propaganda and MiC shows and movies has equipment better than current reallife counter parts.

"hey here's a pixel. is it good or bad?"

Most of them have tech that indistinguishable from magic. CSI might as well be considered badly written sci-fi.

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

dr_rat posted:

Most of them have tech that indistinguishable from magic. CSI might as well be considered badly written sci-fi.

It's not that different from what many courtrooms will gladly accept, sadly.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

dr_rat posted:

Most of them have tech that indistinguishable from magic. CSI might as well be considered badly written sci-fi.

Saw an episode of CSI with Ted Danson and they recreated a crime scene from security cameras and turned it into a real time interactable hologram.

Just like in real life.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Big Neil Degrasse Tyson Twitter vibes when people try to dig on CSI over silly tech stuff

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Tiny Timbs posted:

Big Neil Degrasse Tyson Twitter vibes when people try to dig on CSI over silly tech stuff

It matters, because this kind of poo poo contributes to the perception among viewers that forensics are much more reliable than they actually are. Even if they realize that the cops can't actually turn a security camera shot into a full 3D hologram, there's a big difference between "the cop show is exaggerating image enhancement a bit for dramatic effect" and "the very idea of image enhancement, a widespread trope among forensics dramas of all kinds, is complete bullshit".

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Tiny Timbs posted:

Big Neil Degrasse Tyson Twitter vibes when people try to dig on CSI over silly tech stuff

I only watch csi Miami. For alligators, and Horatio stingers

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Megillah Gorilla posted:

Saw an episode of CSI with Ted Danson and they recreated a crime scene from security cameras and turned it into a real time interactable hologram.

Just like in real life.

Faking evidence.

Just like real life.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Main Paineframe posted:

It matters, because this kind of poo poo contributes to the perception among viewers that forensics are much more reliable than they actually are. Even if they realize that the cops can't actually turn a security camera shot into a full 3D hologram, there's a big difference between "the cop show is exaggerating image enhancement a bit for dramatic effect" and "the very idea of image enhancement, a widespread trope among forensics dramas of all kinds, is complete bullshit".

Also, "get this down to the lab" and the poo poo gets tested in like 5 hours when, in reality, that evidence usually sits there for months.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

BiggerBoat posted:

Also, "get this down to the lab" and the poo poo gets tested in like 5 hours when, in reality, that evidence usually sits there for months.
They should do a realistic version of SVU where the cops badger sexual assault victims until they recant their accusations, and if that doesn't work, do a rape kit that they let sit in storage for a decade.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Nervous posted:

Management took care of the security camera needs back in 1995 and you're expecting them to invest more now? Think of the impact that'll have on our quarterly numbers!

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Sometimes I think about an alternate universe where the concept of stock was never invented. Private companies have their own issues, but I wonder if things would be a little better if there was no responsibility for quarterly reporting and stockholder dividend bullshit

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


it's certainly good and not bad that the absolute most expensive property in NYC per square ft is the buildings physically closest to the NYSE because high-frequency trading algorithms need the shortest latency possible to outperform every other HFTA so they're butting up against the limits of c and shorter fiber optic cables hold strategic value.

very normal use of the world's resources

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Shrecknet posted:

it's certainly good and not bad that the absolute most expensive property in NYC per square ft is the buildings physically closest to the NYSE because high-frequency trading algorithms need the shortest latency possible to outperform every other HFTA so they're butting up against the limits of c and shorter fiber optic cables hold strategic value.

very normal use of the world's resources

Love 2 not have a tobin tax either

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
well atleast its not buttcoin and burning coal tonnage to solve sudoku puzzles or some other bullshit computer work to do buttcoin stuff

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Shrecknet posted:

it's certainly good and not bad that the absolute most expensive property in NYC per square ft is the buildings physically closest to the NYSE because high-frequency trading algorithms need the shortest latency possible to outperform every other HFTA so they're butting up against the limits of c and shorter fiber optic cables hold strategic value.

very normal use of the world's resources

Just wait until we've got quantum entanglement down and they start doing HFT with those.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Shrecknet posted:

it's certainly good and not bad that the absolute most expensive property in NYC per square ft is the buildings physically closest to the NYSE because high-frequency trading algorithms need the shortest latency possible to outperform every other HFTA so they're butting up against the limits of c and shorter fiber optic cables hold strategic value.

very normal use of the world's resources
I feel your frustration, but neither half of this is even a little bit true. The "exchange floor" might be in NYC but the data center where anything latency sensitive happens is in some random town in new jersey. I don't know where the most expensive real estate in nyc is but it's drat sure not in the financial district - my guess would either be luxury condo buildings facing central park or new development commercial buildings sold for the high-traffic retail space.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Sometimes I think about an alternate universe where the concept of stock was never invented. Private companies have their own issues, but I wonder if things would be a little better if there was no responsibility for quarterly reporting and stockholder dividend bullshit

I would like to find the person who decided quarterly was the best reporting cadence and fire them into the sun. 3 months is not enough time to get anything of consequence done.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Sometimes I think about an alternate universe where the concept of stock was never invented. Private companies have their own issues, but I wonder if things would be a little better if there was no responsibility for quarterly reporting and stockholder dividend bullshit

what is it you think the point of a company is? "stockholder dividends" is literally it, public or private.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

nachos posted:

I would like to find the person who decided quarterly was the best reporting cadence and fire them into the sun. 3 months is not enough time to get anything of consequence done.

You can totally tank a company in a single quarter if you try hard enough.

Isn't Uber still burning hundreds of millions in VC money every three months?

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Mister Facetious posted:

You can totally tank a company in a single quarter if you try hard enough.

Yeah just look at X.com :v:

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Mister Facetious posted:

Isn't Uber still burning hundreds of millions in VC money every three months?

They actually made a slight profit last I heard, but their business model is still "lose money slower than the competition until we're a monopoly"

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Kwyndig posted:

Yeah just look at X.com :v:

Was definitely my first thought, but technically privately owned at the time, soo :v:
Hasbro/wotc and Unity's one-sided actions against their own licensees last year come to mind though.

Mister Facetious fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Apr 12, 2024

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




evilweasel posted:

what is it you think the point of a company is? "stockholder dividends" is literally it, public or private.

There are significantly fewer investors in a private company and it would be easier to rangle them into putting money back into the company rather than chasing number go up every quarter

Or so I assume. I'm not a business guy obviously

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

There are significantly fewer investors in a private company and it would be easier to rangle them into putting money back into the company rather than chasing number go up every quarter

Or so I assume. I'm not a business guy obviously

I recall reading how reinvesting/putting money into R&D ina public company is weirdly disincentivised due to it counting as an expense, as CEO bonuses are typically tied to beating the previous year's/quarter's profits, or increasing shareholder value.

golden bubble
Jun 3, 2011

yospos

Mister Facetious posted:

You can totally tank a company in a single quarter if you try hard enough.

Isn't Uber still burning hundreds of millions in VC money every three months?

They actually make a slight real profit now with the amazing tactic of "jack up prices a whole bunch while simultaneously decreasing driver pay." Normally you would think this would result in them losing too many drivers. But I guess there are enough dumb people to still pick Uber over fast food and retail (fast food and retail wages are way up if you've checked).

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Mister Facetious posted:

I only watch csi Miami. For alligators, and Horatio stingers

My goon, have you heard the good news of Miami Vice?

e.

Mister Facetious posted:

I recall reading how reinvesting/putting money into R&D ina public company is weirdly disincentivised due to it counting as an expense, as CEO bonuses are typically tied to beating the previous year's/quarter's profits, or increasing shareholder value.

I am blessed. I work for a founding family-owned Big Pharma. We have the biggest R&D spend in the industry, and we're four years into a 10-year plan.

Our pressure on leadership over the stock price comes from employees whose equity grants could maybe be worth more. They're fools. I want as many shares as possible put in my account before the price rebounds.

mllaneza fucked around with this message at 09:15 on Apr 12, 2024

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



The whole internet loves Kagi, a search engine that doesn't suck! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the CEO is a wannabe Elon Musk

https://hackers.town/@lori/112255132348604770

Barrel Cactaur
Oct 6, 2021

A the classic stable genius moves of kramering into your critics DMs and criminal tax evasion because "paying taxes would be a hardship"

Also tech people who don't understand AI


200k salaries
70k servers
200k chatgpt tokens
200k free tshirt promotion

Someone help me my company is dying.

Barrel Cactaur fucked around with this message at 14:17 on Apr 12, 2024

withoutclass
Nov 6, 2007

Resist the siren call of rhinocerosness

College Slice

Pikavangelist posted:

The whole internet loves Kagi, a search engine that doesn't suck! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the CEO is a wannabe Elon Musk

https://hackers.town/@lori/112255132348604770

Sigh, what a bummer this is. What's the alternative, DDG?

Morrow
Oct 31, 2010

golden bubble posted:

They actually make a slight real profit now with the amazing tactic of "jack up prices a whole bunch while simultaneously decreasing driver pay." Normally you would think this would result in them losing too many drivers. But I guess there are enough dumb people to still pick Uber over fast food and retail (fast food and retail wages are way up if you've checked).

One interesting element of Uber's market dominance is they pay much better than Lyft, which means there are more Uber drivers, which means shorter wait times, which means more people use Uber*.

*I've only looked at NYC and DC data.

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

which way to the MACHINES?
We just re-launched DuckAssist, which is our attempt at a responsible LLM question-answering service: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=how+are+fursuits+made&t=newext&atb=v301-1&ia=web

I know y'all are generally cold on LLMs but I'm curious to get feedback on your experience with it. In particular I've been driving forward our validation process - basically making sure we don't show outright lies to users. I'd really appreciate hearing from perspectives that are more critical than our internal testing.

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Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

I would prefer a search engine to search the web

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