NBA N/V PLAYOFFS: A condition leaving him unable to win in the playoffs: Chris Palsy

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Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

https://x.com/Dgarza888/status/1778329642132271400

Looks like tanking's back on the menu boys

# ? Apr 12, 2024 04:06

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 08:52

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

https://twitter.com/underdog__nba/status/1778618519359197246?s=61&t=p3q_Jh3l7EiiLtw3f9k_8Q

Important rules question: if you hit 16 technical fouls in the last game of the regular season and don�t play any postseason ball, is the one-game suspension even levied and if so, when is it?

# ? Apr 12, 2024 04:08

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

The IMBD for Clipped is pretty wild. Somehow David Opegbemi, playing Draymond Green, is in three episodes. Jessica Kiper, Marylin Monroe impersonator is in two episodes. There's one episode with J. Alphonse Nicholson playing Chris Paul. They made a Clipper documentary and basically left Chris Paul out, lol.

# ? Apr 12, 2024 04:11

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

I hope the climax of the movie is mark cuban desperately calling deandre jordan and driving around trying to find his house

# ? Apr 12, 2024 04:18

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Shear Modulus posted:

I hope the climax of the movie is mark cuban desperately calling deandre jordan and driving around trying to find his house

There is someone playing DeAndre so it's on the table.

# ? Apr 12, 2024 04:19

big boi: Jun 11, 2007

In heaven they're playing Bull'd, starring James Gandolfini as Jim Boylen

# ? Apr 12, 2024 04:25

tanglewood1420: Oct 28, 2010; The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized

Rick posted:

The IMBD for Clipped is pretty wild. Somehow David Opegbemi, playing Draymond Green, is in three episodes. Jessica Kiper, Marylin Monroe impersonator is in two episodes. There's one episode with J. Alphonse Nicholson playing Chris Paul. They made a Clipper documentary and basically left Chris Paul out, lol.

None of that stuff will be correct until closer to airdate. It all relies on whenever the actor's agent gets around to sending angry emails at some low level marketing assistant at the production company to add their clients credits.

# ? Apr 12, 2024 04:41

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

tanglewood1420 posted:

None of that stuff will be correct until closer to airdate. It all relies on whenever the actor's agent gets around to sending angry emails at some low level marketing assistant at the production company to add their clients credits.

I hope this is true because otherwise it looks like it's a Doc Rivers/JJ Reddick documentary.

# ? Apr 12, 2024 05:23

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Red Rox posted:

So I've been having a decent season playing in a local social basketball comp. Here are my stats so far - can you guess what NBA player from this season I most closely resemble?

PPG: 7.8
AST: 1.8
REB: 3.2
BLK: 1.0
STL: 2.8

Jontay Porter

# ? Apr 12, 2024 05:39

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Red Rox posted:

So I've been having a decent season playing in a local social basketball comp. Here are my stats so far - can you guess what NBA player from this season I most closely resemble?

PPG: 7.8
AST: 1.8
REB: 3.2
BLK: 1.0
STL: 2.8

Draymond Green

# ? Apr 12, 2024 05:46

toggle: Nov 7, 2005

Red Rox posted:

So I've been having a decent season playing in a local social basketball comp. Here are my stats so far - can you guess what NBA player from this season I most closely resemble?

PPG: 7.8
AST: 1.8
REB: 3.2
BLK: 1.0
STL: 2.8

let me see those turnovers

# ? Apr 12, 2024 06:25

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Red Rox posted:

So I've been having a decent season playing in a local social basketball comp. Here are my stats so far - can you guess what NBA player from this season I most closely resemble?

PPG: 7.8
AST: 1.8
REB: 3.2
BLK: 1.0
STL: 2.8

Matisse Thybulle

# ? Apr 12, 2024 06:27

Blind Pineapple: Oct 27, 2010; For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice; College Slice

Red Rox posted:

So I've been having a decent season playing in a local social basketball comp. Here are my stats so far - can you guess what NBA player from this season I most closely resemble?

PPG: 7.8
AST: 1.8
REB: 3.2
BLK: 1.0
STL: 2.8

How's your headband game? You might be Alex Caruso.

# ? Apr 12, 2024 07:27

Red Rox: Aug 24, 2004; Motel Midnight off the hook

toggle posted:

let me see those turnovers

lol no

But yes I was thinking Thybulle or Caruso, or if you ignore steals I�m very similar to Precious Anchiuwa, except much smaller and much much whiter.

# ? Apr 12, 2024 09:26

Panzeh: Nov 27, 2006; "..The high ground"

DC Murderverse posted:

https://twitter.com/underdog__nba/status/1778618519359197246?s=61&t=p3q_Jh3l7EiiLtw3f9k_8Q

Important rules question: if you hit 16 technical fouls in the last game of the regular season and don�t play any postseason ball, is the one-game suspension even levied and if so, when is it?

I think the suspension would be assessed to the beginning of the next season.

# ? Apr 12, 2024 09:47

Fast Luck: Feb 2, 1988

https://twitter.com/Swizziee/status/1778593746944245930

https://twitter.com/TheRealClassic/status/1778440469740949860

# ? Apr 12, 2024 14:33

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

One of my favorite Stephan A moments

# ? Apr 12, 2024 15:05

Kibner: Oct 21, 2008; Acguy Supremacy

shades of duke zion have been popping a lot the last month or so:

https://x.com/Garrick_Rattler/status/1778631095170294111

# ? Apr 12, 2024 16:01

Stagger_Lee: Mar 25, 2009

someone needs to test that man for gummi berry juice

# ? Apr 12, 2024 16:07

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

I regret to inform you that the vile, mediocre Chicago bulls who will play a maximum of one (1) additional game this season are disturbingly delightful and wholesome
https://x.com/_MarcusD3_/status/1778595614781043051

# ? Apr 12, 2024 16:22

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

R.D. Mangles posted:

I regret to inform you that the vile, mediocre Chicago bulls who will play a maximum of one (1) additional game this season are disturbingly delightful and wholesome
https://x.com/_MarcusD3_/status/1778595614781043051

Love the players, but utterly hate ownership and management.

https://twitter.com/chicagobulls/status/1778524805588983856

# ? Apr 12, 2024 16:27

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

https://twitter.com/ohnohedidnt24/status/1778639705958986006

# ? Apr 12, 2024 16:35

Lifespan: Mar 5, 2002

I'm with him on that. You know that was probably $10 worth of arena chicken.

# ? Apr 12, 2024 16:44

Spacebump: Dec 24, 2003; Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Lifespan posted:

I'm with him on that. You know that was probably $10 worth of arena chicken.

You can get a chicken tender basket at a game for $10 at arenas still?

# ? Apr 12, 2024 16:48

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

I�m not going to lie the dry rub chicken wings at the game aren�t bad.

# ? Apr 12, 2024 16:53

tanglewood1420: Oct 28, 2010; The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized

Kevin Harlan must be protected at all costs

# ? Apr 12, 2024 16:55

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Spacebump posted:

You can get a chicken tender basket at a game for $10 at arenas still?

if you listen to the clip they didn't throw the whole basket, just one wing

# ? Apr 12, 2024 16:58

Lifespan: Mar 5, 2002

Spacebump posted:

You can get a chicken tender basket at a game for $10 at arenas still?

He didn't throw the whole thing, just one wing.

# ? Apr 12, 2024 16:58

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

He's the best in the business. Also fun to catch a random Monday Night Football game with him on the radio if I'm driving somewhere.

# ? Apr 12, 2024 16:59

Spacebump: Dec 24, 2003; Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Lifespan posted:

He didn't throw the whole thing, just one wing.

lol I guess the price makes sense if we are valuing one at $10.

# ? Apr 12, 2024 16:59

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://x.com/sixers/status/1778840966608126372?s=46

that�s a small-rear end statue

# ? Apr 12, 2024 19:11

Spacebump: Dec 24, 2003; Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Vertical Lime posted:

https://x.com/sixers/status/1778840966608126372?s=46

that�s a small-rear end statue

This has got to be the smallest player statue outside an NBA arena.

# ? Apr 12, 2024 19:19

morestuff: Aug 2, 2008; You can't stop what's coming

Spacebump posted:

This has got to be the smallest player statue outside an NBA arena.

https://x.com/lesterfreamon/status/1778851022380658932?s=46

# ? Apr 12, 2024 19:22

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

his own franchise doing him dirty w the statue wow

# ? Apr 12, 2024 19:44

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Tyronn Lue stepping over that statue

# ? Apr 12, 2024 19:48

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

https://twitter.com/nba_paint/status/1778853358163370001

# ? Apr 12, 2024 19:50

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

lol

# ? Apr 12, 2024 19:55

Lockback: Sep 3, 2006; All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

They accidently made a Charles Barkley statue

# ? Apr 12, 2024 20:08

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

lol again

# ? Apr 12, 2024 20:10

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 08:52

slave to my cravings: Mar 1, 2007; Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

How they always loving up the statues

# ? Apr 12, 2024 20:17

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