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The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

welp

try to "score" some "runs" tomorrow plz

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Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Marcade posted:

Those three strikes called on Langford would embarrass Angel Hernandez, goddamn.

I stand corrected, that is Angel. God he's a tool.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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AppleTV game sponsored by BetMGM lmao

We're gonna get so many lovely mid-game betting lines

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Kevlar v2.0 posted:

AppleTV game sponsored by BetMGM lmao

We're gonna get so many lovely mid-game betting lines

Odds of anyone working at AppleTV Sports seeing the light of heaven: .000

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Ozuna, from the Braves, he likes hitting in Miami

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Braves not going 3 straight without a dong, that one would’ve hit the homer statue if Jeter weren’t such a bitch

Marlins gonna go 0-8 at home yet not even halfway to the record for longest losing streak to start a home season, which is held by the funniest team possible

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
GOM(e)S

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


Hittable bullpen vs the unmovable offense

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Nice, Jordan

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Fuckin France

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Fuckin France

Ty Freedom

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Mike Tauchman hit probability 0%

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Wicks no please

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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This doesn't bode well

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Please Wicks

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
This former Brewer about to own the Cubs

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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God drat it

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Wicks please

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
very cool

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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I guess one run isn't so bad after bases loaded 0 out

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
One run after bases loaded no outs is fine. Score some goddamn runs, Cubs.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I guess one run isn't so bad after bases loaded 0 out

off a hbp lol

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
Rangers/Astros gonna end up looking like a NFL score.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Morel at third

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Well since the Astros suck now I can GOMS guilt free

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
2 in the Busch

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Score some runs already!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
lol the astros score just enough runs to have to burn pressly tonight

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Intruder posted:

lol the astros score just enough runs to have to burn pressly tonight

Score just enough runs to not be embarrassing.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
You absolutely eat deep dish with a fork and knife

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Dameius posted:

Score just enough runs to not be embarrassing.

scoring 8 runs and never being in the game is still embarrassing

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
HOF swing from Betts there, Michal King's sinker is no slouch

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
i just got home in time to have a bases loaded julio hit. i hate everything. thank you for keeping that in front of you though, my good and cool friend cody

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Seattle is finally taking revenge on a Jordan for 1996

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Seattle is finally taking revenge on a Jordan for 1996

lol

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
jfc A's what the gently caress

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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That's gotta be it for Wicks

Offense wake up, we need you to overcome 4 runs + 5 bullpen innings

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
We haven't even gotten to the bullpen yet!

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

dh Mike Tauchman will save us

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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
dear The Cubs, there's a big wet hot Italian beef sandwich in it for each of you boys if you can stop doing what you're doing and do the opposite, tia

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