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JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Bet Dutton is absolutely fuming that this hasn't validated his Palestine rallies are mass atrocities line.

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mahershalalhashbaz
Jul 22, 2021

by Pragmatica
he just could not resist the urge to be the smuggest oval office imaginable. does he seriously think that is helping.

mahershalalhashbaz fucked around with this message at 13:10 on Apr 13, 2024

Lube Enthusiast
May 26, 2016

Budzilla posted:

At least this was resolved quickly unlike the Lindt Café siege.

“THE DAY WE CHANGED FOREVER”

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Lube Enthusiast posted:

God I am so loving glad we have gun control. Americans experience this poo poo weekly and they just shrug their loving shoulders.

Same here.

In the Us this wouldn't even go beyond local news, and wouldn't even be the lead story.

That said, I'm sure the usual fuckwits will be crawling out of the woodwork to jerk off into their own mouths over gun control "not working".

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Same here.

In the Us this wouldn't even go beyond local news, and wouldn't even be the lead story.

That said, I'm sure the usual fuckwits will be crawling out of the woodwork to jerk off into their own mouths over gun control "not working".

They are. If you direct them to the 80s and 90s where we did in fact have frequent gun massacres they don't react well.

iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

NUMBER 1 QUEENSLAND SUPPORTER
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Megillah Gorilla posted:


That said, I'm sure the usual fuckwits will be crawling out of the woodwork to jerk off into their own mouths over gun control "not working".

Which is the dumbest loving take considering what the body count would have been if he was holding a gun and not a knife.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Someone was saying the guy was targeting women only, but I can't confirm.

Whoever suggested "known to police for domestic violence" might have been right.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018


GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I dont even think thats like a prediction of the attackers background just simply a statement of fact about the incredibly strong correlation between violence carried out against an intimate partner or child in a private setting and the willingness to enact carnage on strangers

but enough about the police am I right my fellow lefties

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug
https://twitter.com/nickschadegg/status/1779120296085369231

oh boy
the discourse

ShoeFly
Dec 28, 2006

Waiter, there's a fly in my shoe!

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Someone was saying the guy was targeting women only, but I can't confirm.

Whoever suggested "known to police for domestic violence" might have been right.

5 of the 6 deceased victims are women, which might just be a coincidence.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
They identified the guy. Seems like another family court/glass bbq situation to me

mahershalalhashbaz
Jul 22, 2021

by Pragmatica
nsw police had to release his name early because in what i'm sure was a tragic accident, social media geniuses using ai pinned it on some poor random cohen

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
Hes carrying that water bottle (terrorist style)

mahershalalhashbaz
Jul 22, 2021

by Pragmatica
great illustration of how when australia swings back to full white fash, jews and muslims are going to find themselves both on the bottom of the hierarchy.

edited out the rest of the rant.

mahershalalhashbaz fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Apr 14, 2024

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

This whole thing is sad

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
Channel 7 apparently name the wrong guy as the attacker. Absolute scum.


A good payout is in his future at least.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
I cannot believe how much of the press pack last night repeated some variation of the question regarding if police thought it was Hamas.

ShoeFly
Dec 28, 2006

Waiter, there's a fly in my shoe!

Channel 7 continues to be trash

https://x.com/boland_bear/status/1779289494958821872

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
sooner queensland is erased the better

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Renowned forensic astrologer

mahershalalhashbaz
Jul 22, 2021

by Pragmatica
lol the original source for the cohen fake news was the aussie cossack

i don't even know what to say anymore this is clown world. a world of clowns

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
I don't have every news feed strapped to my face 24/7 but I'm waiting for the first 'shock' quote about the poor state of mental health services in Australia. Which in so many of these cases is actually the news worthy part.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

mahershalalhashbaz posted:

lol the original source for the cohen fake news was the aussie cossack

i don't even know what to say anymore this is clown world. a world of clowns

Any journalist who uses twitter as a primary source should be shot.

mahershalalhashbaz
Jul 22, 2021

by Pragmatica

Cartoon posted:

I don't have every news feed strapped to my face 24/7 but I'm waiting for the first 'shock' quote about the poor state of mental health services in Australia. Which in so many of these cases is actually the news worthy part.
if it helps, someone on twitter suggested the mentally ill should also be deported. they didn't say to where.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/88888sAccount/status/1779319722510795202

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
It's s the live ticker. It looks like that every day.

Also the second item is much more important and relevant to my life than the first one, which has no bearing at all.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Cartoon posted:

I don't have every news feed strapped to my face 24/7 but I'm waiting for the first 'shock' quote about the poor state of mental health services in Australia. Which in so many of these cases is actually the news worthy part.

We just cannot do anything about the domestic violence issue either

Or the internet radicalisation pipeline either

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

birdstrike posted:

sooner queensland is erased the better



mahershalalhashbaz posted:

lol the original source for the cohen fake news was the aussie cossack

i don't even know what to say anymore this is clown world. a world of clowns

Media Watch is going to need a special extended episode to cover all this bullshit

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Cops just named the guy - Joel Cauchi, a 40 year old man from Queensland.

https://www.theguardian.com/austral...f087ec9b853529d


Andrew Bolt's sobbing into his gold embossed photo album of children being abused by priests now that he's going to have to go with his B story about men being failed by family courts rather than the one he wanted about Those People coming over here, bringing the smell of their cooking.

Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Apr 14, 2024

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
The Age is reporting he had mental health issues, used meth and psychedelics, had a fascination with knives and frequented the strippers.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Drug, eh? Probably imported by FOREIGNERS!

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Vindicated on glass bbq once again.

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

JBP posted:

Vindicated on glass bbq once again.

I mean meth is the root of a lot of hosed up poo poo so it wasn't much of a reach

Aware
Nov 18, 2003
Maybe we can close the border to Qld for a decade or two.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018


GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

gay picnic defence posted:

The Age is reporting he had mental health issues, used meth and psychedelics, had a fascination with knives and frequented the strippers.

Deeply discomforted that this is a perfectly accurate description of me

Urcher
Jun 16, 2006


Word cloud for March:

mahershalalhashbaz
Jul 22, 2021

by Pragmatica

Urcher posted:

Word cloud for March:



WHITE loving PEOPLE

better tankies wanted

hovercraft oval office

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

Aware posted:

Maybe we can close the border to Qld for a decade or two.

Completely agree, we’ve got enough blow ins from the southern states to last us a lifetime.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
cop slur

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Budzilla
Oct 14, 2007

We can all learn from our past mistakes.

'Start hosed war' seems eerily prophetic.

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