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kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always



the face of modern tourism

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Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009

kecske posted:



the face of modern tourism

that's a big spoon

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


I wish I had a small plant growing on my brow.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Tea spoon for everything so I can feel like a giant.

Also to make me eat slower.

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
The joke was none of those places are in Midsomer Norton because it’s a loving shithole.

I’m here now. In a spoons.

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
I haven’t been in a spoons for about six years. There is a magazine on every table about how the press were mean about Tim Martin during covid and how he made them all publish apologies.

‘Needless to say I had the last laugh’

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
what kind of spoons?


WHAT KIND OF SPOONS

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
Dessert spoon for dessert, soup spoon for soup, cereal spoon for cereal.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
Mug for tea though, it'd go cold if you used a teaspoon.

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


Dessert spoon for cereal.

Dessert spoon for yoghurt. I get through about 500g Greek yoghurt a day, using a teaspoon would be too slow.

Dessert spoon for ice cream.

Dessert spoon for soup. I don't like soup spoons.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_types_of_spoons

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
People still own soup spoons?

A LOVELY LAD
Feb 8, 2006

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



College Slice
Wetherspoons for peas
Wetherspoons for milk

Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.
I use teaspoons for sugar on pancakes, yogurts, stirring tea, smaller desserts.

I use dessert spoons on other dessert, puddings, cereal, soup, cutting up wet dog food, opening those little screws on the bottom of my vaccum.

I use wooden spoons for stirring stuff, have a dedicated porridge wooden spoon, mixing up fruit cake batter (and licking after), mocking Welsh rugby fans.

I rarely go to spoons as they don’t allow dogs but for all the reasons I hate the owner I do like how they restore older buildings, have a good ale range and a burger meal deal. Tim Martin is on my list of dickheads I can probably have enough friendly material to talk over for about 30 minutes.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i do not have such a list

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


Torquemada posted:

People still own soup spoons?

I think they're redundant, but folks might scoff at my cake forks. Personally, I just scoff with them.

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

Torquemada posted:

People still own soup spoons?

I use a soup spoon for pretty much everything, dessert spoons can gently caress off.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
I have a few personalised spoons some with my name on them others with fridgelinas name on them that are kelloggs branded that were send away items from a cereal box. I use them for cereal and nothing else. Fridgelina doesn't eat breakfast cereal so I'm the only one that uses them. They have a special place in the cutlery drawer. This all sounds very odd now that I've typed it out

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
In terms of spoon shape they are something of a halfway between a normal spoon and a soup spoon

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


I like being the little spoon but I always have to be the big spoon

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


Jose likes being the pegged spoon

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

uk chat thread: whither spoons

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009

Bobby Deluxe posted:

uk chat thread: whither spoons

:cheersdoge:

Lady Demelza
Dec 29, 2009



Lipstick Apathy
I use whatever spoon is clean. If it can convey food to my mouth, then it's the correct spoon for the job.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
A dirty spoon could convey food to your mouth :confused:

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

I bought some sporks when there was somebody disabled in the house who only had the use of one hand, I use those for porridge sometimes, but it's not great.

Lady Demelza
Dec 29, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Microplastics posted:

A dirty spoon could convey food to your mouth :confused:

But there might be different food on the dirty spoon, which would change the flavour profile. Show some goddamn respect for that Nutella I'm eating straight from the jar.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Just use fingers for that. Don't let metal get in the way.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Princess Diana Memorial Spoon for tea

Diamond Jubilee Commemorative Spoon for coffee

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


Lady Demelza posted:

But there might be different food on the dirty spoon, which would change the flavour profile. Show some goddamn respect for that Nutella I'm eating straight from the jar.

There are other ways to eat Nutella?

Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.
Throw it away and get decent gianduja?

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

i wonder why greasy spoon cafes have a problem with the spoons particularly

Nova69
Jul 12, 2012

Tea spoon for most things, the bigger spoons are left untouched in the drawer most of the time

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

cafe spoons, being curved, are harder to wipe than flat knives and forks, hence they retain grease

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
All spoons are curved tho

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Gasmask posted:

I haven’t been in a spoons for about six years. There is a magazine on every table about how the press were mean about Tim Martin during covid and how he made them all publish apologies.

‘Needless to say I had the last laugh’

My local spoons had little signs up around the bar area saying the same thing. It’s such a weirdo move. The staff don’t like it, and it gives the place such a bizarrely political air. Just run a pub chain and enjoy your success.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
My mam knicked a bunch of my nice spoons & forks for her antifracking camp and I'll never live it down.
Been trying to find them again.

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

The_Doctor posted:

My local spoons had little signs up around the bar area saying the same thing. It’s such a weirdo move. The staff don’t like it, and it gives the place such a bizarrely political air. Just run a pub chain and enjoy your success.

Last time I was in there the propoganda book had at least four pages dedicated to "why we hate dogs", just trying to defend their anti-dog policy so hard that it made them sound insane.

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

Can't leave the house, the roads are closed and there is a mob of 30 thousand people outside

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Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Hi rishi

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