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1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Willa Rogers posted:

americans think back to 2020, year of the pandemic, and say to themselves, those were our *good* times...

In 2030 we'll look back at 2024 as the good times.

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mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
joe Biden has presided over a steadily worse everything. the “over” pandemic, more war, higher costs, worse job markets, less abortion access, more child labor, more genocide, more infrastructure collapse, worse healthcare…

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

mags posted:

joe Biden has presided over a steadily worse everything. the “over” pandemic, more war, higher costs, worse job markets, less abortion access, more child labor, more genocide, more infrastructure collapse, worse healthcare…

im hearing he threw a party after roe-wade was ended

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Joe Biden thought he'd be like Obama, and he's not even Carter, but Buchanan

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

HallelujahLee posted:

im hearing he threw a party after roe-wade was ended

dude has an ice cream party everytime he forgets his handler’s name and pisses his pants

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

mags posted:

dude has an ice cream party everytime he forgets his handler’s name and pisses his pants

no wonder they run out of ice-cream every week

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

HashtagGirlboss posted:

Yeah that was bad but at least kind of fun bad. Book six where he writes himself into the book and then kills off a main character saving him from the guy who irl hit him with a van, who he writes as a pathetic drug addicted alcoholic loser, is absolutely peak wtf are you even doing Steve

Yeah that was bad, lol, to this day I'm still bothered by King trying to write "guy sees modern city for the first time" and making Roland call concrete "metal." Why the gently caress wouldn't he call it stone?

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


Excelzior posted:

stephen king is living proof that some people need to stay on drugs

i mean he was probably on a bunch of painkillers when he wrote the worst dark tower books

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:

Pet Semetary was King's last good horror novel before he bloated out of control and got silly, and Skeleton Crew was his last decent batch of short stories. The Stand sucks rear end and "It" needs to be cut down by at least 50% including That Scene

i tried to read The Stand as a kid but never finished it because it goes on forever and when i picked it up again he'd added 400 pages to it

SixteenShells
Sep 30, 2021
I think it takes some real guts to actively spite the viewer with a depressing ending to a long running story, all for the gall of asking for a concrete conclusion for the main character, and taunt them about how bad it will be before they commit to reading it

Like it would be one thing if DT7 just ended the way it did without that. Not like King hasn't written depressing endings before. But twisting the knife like that in the process? That's a "gently caress you for reading my book" with few equals

Programmer Humor
Nov 27, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

mags posted:

joe Biden has presided over a steadily worse everything. the “over” pandemic, more war, higher costs, worse job markets, less abortion access, more child labor, more genocide, more infrastructure collapse, worse healthcare…

i think you'll find that none of those were his fault actually

SixteenShells
Sep 30, 2021
I was actually having a conversation last night about Needful Things and how nothing loving HAPPENS in it. Like, The Stand is a doorstop but there's a lot of book in that book. Needful Things was like a short story collection with three novels worth of filler

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Programmer Humor posted:

i think you'll find that none of those were his fault actually

joe biden is the best president of all time and trump is the worst. it's simple political science.

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

Maya Fey posted:

i tried to read The Stand as a kid but never finished it because it goes on forever and when i picked it up again he'd added 400 pages to it

oh yeah the extended version is even worse. he's going for biblical clash of good and evil but everything comes off so silly and his good guys are so loving corny and boring. the very beginning with the straightforward collapse of society is the best part.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

Nonsense posted:

Joe Biden thought he'd be like Obama, and he's not even Carter, but Buchanan

Obama was Buchanan. Biden is a whole new level of exacerbating a crisis through incompetence and inertia.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
has anyone suggested genocide joe should resign and be tried at the hague yet

Tsitsikovas
Aug 2, 2023
ive been leaving little notices in the congressional suggestion box but none of them seem to like my ideas of taking long walks off short piers.

Jon
Nov 30, 2004

DJJIB-DJDCT posted:

Oppression, aka discipline, is the thing tying together socialist movements that contested and won power, versus those that didn't.

Discipline and oppression are different things, very telling that you equate them.

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
I’ve never wanted the time I spent reading a book given back to me more than when they actually showed how lame the Crimson King was and then he simply got Duck Amok’d out of existence by a character introduced five seconds earlier. How the gently caress do you go with that?

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Al! posted:

has anyone suggested genocide joe should resign and be tried at the hague yet

Trump did

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

CubanMissile posted:

I’ve never wanted the time I spent reading a book given back to me more than when they actually showed how lame the Crimson King was and then he simply got Duck Amok’d out of existence by a character introduced five seconds earlier. How the gently caress do you go with that?

Be confronted with your own mortality then decide to finish your story no matter how bad your ideas are

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

Willa Rogers posted:

from the nyt/siena poll:



all that democrat branding for naught.

I wish they'd had another one for biden.

these are hilariously positive swings considering the endless parade of Trump trial news and dem propaganda for the past 3 years

if only the democraps hadn't insisted on the worst and least credible choice. alas

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
i love oppression, domination, and authority

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Willa Rogers posted:

lmao, the succers are now praising biden's restraint for not wanting to bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb iran.

https://twitter.com/ChrisDJackson/status/1779292381080129741

I will say that biden not taking netanyahu's bait for going to war against iran is one of the few good things he's done (or rather not done) as president.

Biden has put in the work to make aviators as uncool as possible, much like the pickup truck youtube rant guys did with wrap around oakleys

Big Hubris
Mar 8, 2011


HallelujahLee posted:

as a latino if fellow spanish speakers wanted to be referred as latine or whatever then fine as long it comes from the communities themselves and not dumbass gringos that created garbage like latinx

either way ive never heard a single person say either but maybe others have

Latinx originally started as correction marks and Latin was the "urban" of it's time.

Practically a slur to use it that way now lol.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Lin Manuel-Turtle posted:

[ALL WOMEN]
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Helpless!

golly

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

VitalSigns posted:

Trotsky was bad because he murdered a bunch of communists at Krondstad, oh wait no I'm being told killing communists is good if they object to secret police and mass arrests.

Oh that's right Trotsky was bad because he opposed Hitler before Operation Barbarossa

what

DJJIB-DJDCT
Feb 1, 2024

Jon posted:

Discipline and oppression are different things, very telling that you equate them.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



let's cadaver snyod him and find him NOT GUILTY then make him potus

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Al! posted:

has anyone suggested genocide joe should resign and be tried at the hague yet

*raises paw*

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Nothus posted:

Remember when he loudly quit Twitter X.com for bluesky only to come crawling back

This describes like 95% of the lib X-sphere.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


HashtagGirlboss posted:

Top ten John McCain maverick moment, there, right between the time his mother died after him but if we’re being honest not quite as mavericky as that time his ex wife died before him




Excelzior posted:

stephen king is living proof that some people need to stay on drugs

:hai:

HallelujahLee posted:

ngl trump should 100% weaponize the genocide joe stuff easy win for him

Ignoring ideology, hypocrisy, etc, it is strategically and pragmatically the most logical thing to do. It's fascinating that politics basically amounts to who is the funniest, pettiest, and messiest bitch, and yet political science does not teach that.

Nichael has issued a correction as of 21:33 on Apr 14, 2024

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


1glitch0 posted:

In 2030 we'll look back at 2024 as the good times.

In (X+6) we'll look back at X as the good times.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Say what you will about Joe Biden, but he is a rapist, who loves genocide, who threw an ice cream party after Roe was overturned.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Say what you will about Joe Biden, but he is easily the third best President of our current decade, with President Kamala Harris' brief tenure as acting-President a strong second.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Nichael posted:

Say what you will about Joe Biden, but he is a rapist, who loves genocide, who threw an ice cream party after Roe was overturned.

now that's what I call a sticky situation!

Random Asshole
Nov 8, 2010

HallelujahLee posted:

im hearing he threw a party after roe-wade was ended

Fact check: he did throw a party the day Roe was overturned, but it was not to celebrate that, it was to celebrate the ongoing genocide of Palestinians. FIVE OUT OF FIVE PINNOCHIOS

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

Random rear end in a top hat posted:

Fact check: he did throw a party the day Roe was overturned, but it was not to celebrate that, it was to celebrate the ongoing genocide of Palestinians. FIVE OUT OF FIVE PINNOCHIOS

Programmer Humor
Nov 27, 2008

Lipstick Apathy
remember when biden lied about a peace deal being days away, just so he could eat his ice cream without being annoyed by reporters? what a guy

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Programmer Humor posted:

remember when biden lied about a peace deal being days away, just so he could eat his ice cream without being annoyed by reporters? what a guy

Seth Myers meanwhile was in the background doing his best Jimmy Fallon in Smiling Friends impression.

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