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(Thread IKs: sharknado slashfic)
 
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Cactus
Jun 24, 2006

WEH posted:

I believe cactus was being facetious

It's the only way to be

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im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

sharknado slashfic posted:

Trust no one, it's like the very first rule!

I thought it was the second, after "Stay alert", and then followed by "Keep your laser handy".

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

I think "stay frosty" is the preferred term, but I'm also old

How!
Oct 29, 2009

sharknado slashfic posted:

I think "stay frosty" is the preferred term, but I'm also old

Dont trust anybody over 30 (cm tall)

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




wonkers of the world, unite

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005
wonks-only sign

Orbs
Apr 1, 2009
~Liberation~

hellotoothpaste posted:

I should have known better once Tom Delonge was involved and taken seriously
The stories of Lue and Tom Delonge just convince me more that all of this is real, if even assholes and weird people can see the others. (Misinterpretations of their nature notwithstanding)

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

no wonk but class wonk

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

WEH posted:

I believe cactus was being facetious

i thought he was being farcacti

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:



While an upright Two of Cups is about love and partnership with another person, in reversal it's a reminder to experience self-love too. You know that saying about not being able to love others until you love, accept, and respect yourself? It's true. Seven of Wands indicates a challenge. You might be feeling beset from all sides, but hold your ground and maintain your boundaries and you will emerge triumphant. In reversal it acknowledges you are feeling weighed down; maybe experiencing what feels like excessive criticism, either internal or external; but whether you believe it right now or not, you have the self-esteem and self-confidence to get through this. The Empress is a card of femininity, abundance, nurturing energy; a safe space for love, creativity, and compassion. New things in your life are ready to hatch. Nurture that Empress energy and it will grow, and you with it.

I ended up printing this out and carrying it in a bag with me the whole time as one of two special talismans and I succeeded and even exceeded my goal. Trust the cards folks.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

omg bony :lovebird: my heart

So so happy you nailed things, congratulations :lovebird:

Cactus
Jun 24, 2006

When I was a kid, before I learned any different, I used to assume humans were filled with black dust.

Fausty
May 16, 2014

"Flowers!"
"Is there a
John Luck Pickerd
here?"

dusty old bones, full of black dust...

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Man I am gonna be so cross with Lue if we get annihilated by nuclear hellfire not knowing what the gently caress is going on

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

I'm talking straight up haunting and yes I do blame him directly, any message of unity or hope could have prevented this loving endless war and misery

Lue

You cock

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Man I am gonna be so cross with Lue if we get annihilated by nuclear hellfire not knowing what the gently caress is going on

I'm going to laugh when Israel fires a nuke in anger and instead of hitting it's target results in disclosure as a bird disassembles the warhead in mid flight

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

whatever just do it when I’m asleep

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Spergin Morlock posted:

I'm going to laugh when Israel fires a nuke in anger and instead of hitting it's target results in disclosure as a bird disassembles the warhead in mid flight

lmao how would the world react to that?

afroserty
Apr 22, 2010

toggle posted:

lmao how would the world react to that?

They would denounce Radar as an anti Semite and terrorist.

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009

toggle posted:

lmao how would the world react to that?

"so i still have to go to work?"

Lackey
May 31, 2000

Monsters?
They look like monsters to you?

Spergin Morlock posted:

I'm going to laugh when Israel fires a nuke in anger and instead of hitting it's target results in disclosure as a bird disassembles the warhead in mid flight

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




fanfic insert posted:

"so i still have to go to work?"

"Yes"

Orbs
Apr 1, 2009
~Liberation~

afroserty posted:

They would denounce Radar as an anti Semite and terrorist.
Yeah :smith:

Cactus
Jun 24, 2006

Spergin Morlock posted:

I'm going to laugh when Israel fires a nuke in anger and instead of hitting it's target results in disclosure as a bird disassembles the warhead in mid flight

If they launch a nuke it's unfortunately just going to go off mate. Sorry to be the one to break it to you.

The real question is will my desperately reaching finger get to the screen in time to make my last post of vindication before the first shockwaves hit.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Cactus posted:

If they launch a nuke it's unfortunately just going to go off mate. Sorry to be the one to break it to you.

The real question is will my desperately reaching finger get to the screen in time to make my last post of vindication before the first shockwaves hit.

it was a joke post. I don't actually hope Israel fires a nuke at anyone

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
i don’t think there’s going to be any nukes lol. iran doesn’t have any nukes quite yet anyway

i actually dont even think israel will do much after this but lol given their actions over the last six months i guess you never know

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

mediaphage posted:

i don’t think there’s going to be any nukes lol. iran doesn’t have any nukes quite yet anyway

i actually dont even think israel will do much after this but lol given their actions over the last six months i guess you never know

government spook consensus is that Israel is gonna saber rattle and then go back to human rights violations. Aitee is safe.

Cactus
Jun 24, 2006

Spergin Morlock posted:

it was a joke post. I don't actually hope Israel fires a nuke at anyone

Yeah it's tough, you kind of have to work with the assumption that every post is a 50/50 chance of being sincere or ironic. A 100% success rate isn't gonna happen, my bad.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




https://twitter.com/crowcialist/status/1367628355583889409

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005





https://youtu.be/h2akBAjCNVY?feature=shared

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

How!
Oct 29, 2009


mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

mmm…forbidden pizza….

How!
Oct 29, 2009


Happy Sunday to my favorite thread.

My wife is working in Hawaii again for several months, sad to be apart but happy to get out of a financial hole.

My dad is dying from liver cancer immediately after beating lung cancer.

My career is dead in the water after moving to a provincial backwater- but I’m building a new business with a friend, I hope it succeeds.

I love all you bird brained friends. Thanks for making me want to draw again.

How!
Oct 29, 2009

mediaphage posted:

mmm…forbidden pizza….

It’s not forbidden- it’s beckoning you. It implores you to remember the ranch.

sorry for the triple post, thought I was editing. I’ve been drinking down by the river today

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

How! posted:

It’s not forbidden- it’s beckoning you. It implores you to remember the ranch.

sorry for the triple post, thought I was editing. I’ve been drinking down by the river today

how's the water

the river here is really really high and it's tripping me out

How!
Oct 29, 2009

my bony fealty posted:

how's the water

the river here is really really high and it's tripping me out

The Mississippi is relatively high for now- lots of flotsam from the storms still. I’d rather it be high than low- last year was very weird. My friend works for a tug boat company and they had a hell of a time with stuck barges.





Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

How! posted:

It’s not forbidden- it’s beckoning you. It implores you to remember the ranch.

sorry for the triple post, thought I was editing. I’ve been drinking down by the river today

post often and from the heart

but most of all: be groovy

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

How! posted:

It’s not forbidden- it’s beckoning you. It implores you to remember the ranch.

sorry for the triple post, thought I was editing. I’ve been drinking down by the river today

Do you have a van by chance

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How!
Oct 29, 2009

sharknado slashfic posted:

Do you have a van by chance

not yet! I’ve got my eye on a Ford Transit that I could build a bed frame in for my trips down to NOLA so I don’t need to bug friends for a room. For now I’m driving an old Mitsubishi until the wheels fall off. which will be soon from the sound of it

e: oh god damnit I’m dumb lmao

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