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Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Joe Biden sleeps in an oxygen which he believes gives him sexual powers

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Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry

Excelzior posted:

Joe Biden sleeps in an oxygen which he believes gives him sexual powers

sweet, sweet

CAN

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

5 wars?
https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1779505004774134073

https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1779538707919388844

https://twitter.com/mazemoore/status/1779236045382447555

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



It really is amazing how much more lucid and competent Biden seemed four short years ago.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
joe biden sleeps in an oxygen tent which keeps him alive

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

I sleep in a tent full of my own farts

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Biden feeds on the tears and suffering of Palestinian children.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

It really is amazing how much more lucid and competent Biden seemed four short years ago.

This is, like many things one can remember or observe with one’s own senses, misinformation

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

cnn's editorial position?
https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/1779332413606244571


RealityWarCriminal posted:

joe biden sleeps in an oxygen tent which keeps him alive
https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/1778895054972620811

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://x.com/POTUS/status/1779681051670937942

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Best Friends posted:

This is, like many things one can remember or observe with one’s own senses, misinformation

Biden was never competent. Four Pinocchios!

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

It really is amazing how much more lucid and competent Biden seemed four short years ago.

What's great is we were saying that verbatim in 2019 and 2020. One reason to vote Biden is to see how silly we can make this by 2028 and 2029.

MadSparkle
Aug 7, 2012

Can Bernie count on you to add to our chest's mad sparkle? Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?

lmao

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

It really is amazing how much more lucid and competent Biden seemed four short years ago.

Ageism, you can't keep somebody that old on uppers for that long without a break. Do better.

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

country that bombs embassy thinks bombing embassy not a big deal
https://twitter.com/caitoz/status/1779683353798783131

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Anything less than total capitulation would have been seen by the sociopaths in Biden's administration as "disproportionate". At least, for now, cooler heads seem to be prevailing and they're not looking to get swept into a fight with Iran.

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

the only reason Biden hasn't started lobbing missiles at random Iranian civilian targets is because his handlers are dimly aware that starting hot war with Iran would be bad for his ever dimming reelection chances

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Nichael posted:

even if we elect "the right" (blue team) people:



What you don't remember the massive outrage of the american people and protests breaking out in every major american city asking-- no, DEMANDING-- that Congress act immediately to ban TikTok in order to safeguard our freedom and privacy?

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

remembering the goons hoodwinked by a racist ogre because he wore a hoodie
https://twitter.com/JoshuaPHilll/status/1779615697221616086

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

in that clip, fetterman laughs and gives a thumbs up as he endorses israel bombing the iranian embassy

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
https://x.com/LaurenWitzkeDE/status/1779569896453775484

thank you soon-to-be senator witzke

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

so this lady says "we do not want World War 3", and then demands that the USA strike against all the people attacking Iran, which would presumably go a long way towards provoking World War 3.

DJJIB-DJDCT
Feb 1, 2024

comedyblissoption posted:

remembering the goons hoodwinked by a racist ogre because he wore a hoodie
https://twitter.com/JoshuaPHilll/status/1779615697221616086

What a loving dumb lummox. People were taken in with him because he dressed like a cretan?

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

gradenko_2000 posted:

so this lady says "we do not want World War 3", and then demands that the USA strike against all the people attacking Iran, which would presumably go a long way towards provoking World War 3.

for context, witzke's platform in 2020 was being permanently pregnant for each of the six years in office, were she to win the us senate seat

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

DJJIB-DJDCT posted:

What a loving dumb lummox. People were taken in with him because he dressed like a cretan?

Sometimes Big Man Ideology gives you Dave Bautista (:blessed:), sometimes it gives your Senator Super Mutant.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
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Nichael posted:

for context, witzke's platform in 2020 was being permanently pregnant for each of the six years in office, were she to win the us senate seat

Targeting the Deviantart demographic I see

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

DJJIB-DJDCT posted:

What a loving dumb lummox. People were taken in with him because he dressed like a cretan?

no because he went to Harvard

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004
Probation
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My two point argument that fetterman is good, actually:

he made liberals mad in his election run
he made progressives mad after he got elected

frankly, you gotta respect the spread.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011
Probation
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loquacius posted:

Targeting the Deviantart demographic I see

got that ken bone vote

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Nichael posted:

for context, witzke's platform in 2020 was being permanently pregnant for each of the six years in office, were she to win the us senate seat

you know what, I decided I do not want further context

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011
Probation
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gradenko_2000 posted:

you know what, I decided I do not want further context

I told a voter that, and the dude said "why don't you ask to be the one to impregnate her." I basically said "well, it's a mighty kind offer but no thanks."

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Doctor Roosevelt posted:

I dunno what’s turmo with you?

Donald John Trump

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

comedyblissoption posted:

remembering the goons hoodwinked by a racist ogre because he wore a hoodie
https://twitter.com/JoshuaPHilll/status/1779615697221616086

turns out connor lamb was the harm reduction candidate...

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

mags posted:

Donald John Trump

Who's this?

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Nichael posted:

Who's this?

:chaostrump:

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

DJJIB-DJDCT posted:

What a loving dumb lummox. People were taken in with him because he dressed like a cretan?

Plinkeh...

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/0liviajulianna/status/1779701640339103953

look if John Bolton thinks that Donald Trump is not fit to be president, I would not consider that as an insult against Trump

BRAKE FOR MOOSE
Jun 6, 2001

my twitter feed is blowing up because all the academic neuroscientists finally realized that the new budget slashed funding for the BRAIN initiative at the NIH because its director posted a blog about it two days ago. it is very funny because they're all still so bought in that there's a fair number of credulous dipshits saying things like "they must have done this by mistake!" and thinking that writing to their reps will cause them to rectify this oversight. ah, such innocence.

I mean, sure, write to your reps, but they did this on purpose along with all the other atrocious poo poo because it was an easy thing to cut and you're an easy target. they haven't figured out the game because they're too privileged to have been affected by Dem admins in the past.

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

mcmagic posted:

turns out connor lamb was the harm reduction candidate...

Dr oz was

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