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Xakura: Jan 10, 2019; A safety-conscious little mouse!

jetz0r posted:

that's wildly inappropriate to bring to a kitchen

the space is way too small for such a large sword, a short sword would be much better for those tight quarters. or oddly enough, a large chef's knife.

You think that's a coincidence?! :black101:

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# ? May 21, 2024 16:48

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jetz0r posted:

that's wildly inappropriate to bring to a kitchen

the space is way too small for such a large sword, a short sword would be much better for those tight quarters. or oddly enough, a large chef's knife.

it's for people asking him for ciggies on break out back

# ? Apr 14, 2024 21:03

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Yeah nah bro you tell him

# ? Apr 14, 2024 21:21

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it's probably one of those emotional support swords, otherwise i dont see how he's allowed to wear it

# ? Apr 14, 2024 21:34

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/AI7rdPu.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/HeTYC79.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/VENDZ7G.mp4

McGavin fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Apr 14, 2024

# ? Apr 14, 2024 21:50

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

it's probably one of those emotional support swords, otherwise i dont see how he's allowed to wear it

Texas--and probably other states--legalized carrying swords, on the theory it wasn't any more dangerous than open carrying pistols, which was already legal without permit.

They're not wrong.

# ? Apr 14, 2024 22:59

Scholtz: Aug 24, 2007; Zorchin' some Flemoids

McGavin posted:

https://i.imgur.com/HeTYC79.mp4

Kraken Tarantino

# ? Apr 14, 2024 23:16

Safety Dance: Sep 10, 2007; Five degrees to starboard!

McGavin posted:

https://i.imgur.com/VENDZ7G.mp4

Boo, there's no octopus on ur cnt

# ? Apr 14, 2024 23:20

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

Safety Dance posted:

Boo, there's no octopus on ur cnt

There's a Japanese woodblock print for that.

# ? Apr 14, 2024 23:23

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

# ? Apr 14, 2024 23:30

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

McGavin posted:

https://i.imgur.com/AI7rdPu.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/HeTYC79.mp4

Octopi can change color to perfectly blend into their environment.

I've heard that octopi turn red when they're pissed, stark raving mad and not giving a poo poo if someone sees them. So I think stinky feet up there maybe threw off their fishing game, but when they came to check them out they seemed kinda cool and in fact in no need of dragging of out to sea and strangling, so they could stay.

I've now also learned that octopi turn brown when they're being a mischievous little poo poo.

# ? Apr 15, 2024 00:20

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the brightest octopodes and the dimmest divers.

# ? Apr 15, 2024 00:42

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

Platystemon posted:

art

# ? Apr 15, 2024 00:51

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

Karate Bastard posted:

Octopi can change color to perfectly blend into their environment.

I've heard that octopi turn red when they're pissed, stark raving mad and not giving a poo poo if someone sees them. So I think stinky feet up there maybe threw off their fishing game, but when they came to check them out they seemed kinda cool and in fact in no need of dragging of out to sea and strangling, so they could stay.

I've now also learned that octopi turn brown when they're being a mischievous little poo poo.

The giant pacific octopus is just naturally red. I don't know why.

# ? Apr 15, 2024 00:52

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Blue Footed Booby posted:

The giant pacific octopus is just naturally red. I don't know why.

That's their secret, Cap...they're always angry

# ? Apr 15, 2024 00:55

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_O._Studley
It�s in the Smithsonian.

# ? Apr 15, 2024 02:10

Zippy the Bummer: Dec 14, 2008; Silent Majority
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McGavin posted:

https://i.imgur.com/AI7rdPu.mp4

i thought this was some batman cosplay at first

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McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

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goatsestretchgoals: Jun 4, 2011

Cartoon Man posted:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_O._Studley
It�s in the Smithsonian.

Either he never used a tool a day in his life or he used the absolute gently caress out of those tools, respecting always and rebuilding when necessary.

E: mad respect for a 200 piece toolbox I say as I look for my shittiest flathead screwdriver to use as a chisel

goatsestretchgoals fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Apr 15, 2024

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Leandros: Dec 14, 2008

Cartoon Man posted:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_O._Studley
It’s in the Smithsonian.

Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Eg-fR-4oI

# ? Apr 15, 2024 02:28

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

HO Studley fucks

# ? Apr 15, 2024 02:32

Autechresaint: Jan 25, 2012

Platystemon posted:

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the brightest octopodes and the dimmest divers.

There is a good Dollop episode on octopus �wrestling�

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuJXCOFDfN8

# ? Apr 15, 2024 02:43

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goatsestretchgoals posted:

Either he never used a tool a day in his life or he used the absolute gently caress out of those tools, respecting always and rebuilding when necessary.

E: mad respect for a 200 piece toolbox I say as I look for my shittiest flathead screwdriver to use as a chisel

It was only ever meant as an art piece, meant to showcase the beauty of the tools and the cabinet itself. It's not actually practical as a working toolbox, as it weighs some ungodly, not easily portable amount, and the beauty belies the fact that it's annoying and hard to get tools into and out of.

# ? Apr 15, 2024 03:08

The Wurst Poster: Apr 8, 2005; Literally the Wurst...

Seriously...

For REALSIES.

McGavin posted:

I've got a nagging feeling that this is the work of a house flipper and none of those work.

# ? Apr 15, 2024 03:48

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

https://i.imgur.com/fe4KrfW.mp4

# ? Apr 15, 2024 03:54

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

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A word of caution (self.Blacksmith)

We have all been warned about the dangers of chips breaking off mushroomed tools and we all wear (hopefully) safety glasses to protect our eyes from that kind of stuff. Today however, I learned a brand new lesson and I thought it might be a good idea to share it with everyone.

I was working on a door knocker using a piece of 3/4" square stock. I was putting some notches into it near the center point with some angled dies to set off the center section. I made my dies from 4150 and believed I had annealed the striking end enough to be safe, but I was wrong.

When striking my top die with a 4 lb. drillers hammer, a chip broke off and hit me in the left thumb. I was using tongs so my hand was at least 12" away, the die was not mushroomed and I was wearing leather welding gloves. I was suprised that it hurt as much as it did, I assumed it was just from the impact and continued to work. After 10 minutes or so my thumb still hurt quite a bit and I couldn't figure out why so I took off the glove to see what was up. The chip that came off of the top die had penetrated right through the welding glove and embedded itself into the bone on the back of my thumb. I had to use needle nose pliers to get it out.

Needless to say I am going to be re-annealing all my 4150 dies to make sure this never happens again. I shudder to think what would have happened if it had hit me in the face.

The moral of the story is make drat sure any striking tools you are using are sufficiently soft on the struck end that this cannot happen to you. I am still amazed at the velocity that chip reached and am lucky it didn't do more damage.

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I used to work in a winery and was fixing a barrel. There are special hoop tightening hammers you use, that you strike with another one to drive the hoops tighter.

Both hammers I was using were hardened and one of them partially exploded, sending a large metal chip into my wrist between my tendons and just missing blood vessels. Had to have surgery to get it out.

A hammer head chipping is no joke.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 05:57 on Apr 15, 2024

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goatsestretchgoals: Jun 4, 2011

Hammers: maybe once or twice but be careful

# ? Apr 15, 2024 05:30

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Zippy the Bummer posted:

i thought this was some batman cosplay at first

He forgot the bat cephalopod repellant

# ? Apr 15, 2024 06:42

Sentient Data: Aug 31, 2011; My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Platystemon posted:

Lol at taking out something embedded in bone when away from a hospital. There is a lot of blood going through your hands, i once nearly bled out as a teen when i cut the artery in my right thumb, i blacked out and was lucky there were others present

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