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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
LOL

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Trump took a dollar, reported a dime
Send the orange man to jail for his crime

MechaX
Nov 19, 2011

"Let's be positive! Let's start a fire!"

kazil posted:

lol ok so Trump is posting on Truth Social in the middle of his criminal trial lol


Lmfao he really is just going with his feel-good greatest hits in the last 8 years to cope

This is insanely pathetic

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
"hey did you hear about the evidence in the court room read into the court record about the media outlet doing everything in their power to help trump strictly because of their political bias?"
"THAT'S DIFFERENT!!!"

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Silly Burrito posted:

Trump took a dollar, reported a dime
Send the orange man to jail for his crime

His lawyers tried to tell him but he wouldn’t listen
And that’s why his orange rear end is headed for prison!

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



MechaX posted:

Lmfao he really is just going with his feel-good greatest hits in the last 8 years to cope

This is insanely pathetic

It makes sense

He's a narcissist so this reality can't exist to him

I expect him to do this more as things ramp up over the Summer

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


WithoutTheFezOn posted:

I think I read above 17.50 for 20 days out of 60 or 90 days, and it's already gotten 13 of those.

I want to say it's a rolling period so it could still fail lol

digital penitence posted:

looking very bigly, sir





Theres a picture of him entering the courthouse and he's got his trousers belted waaaayyy up high to try and hide his gut.

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

MechaX posted:

Lmfao he really is just going with his feel-good greatest hits in the last 8 years to cope

This is insanely pathetic

Now I’m imagining Trump as Al Bundy recalling his glory days in high-school football, except Trump’s recalling when he beat the charges.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I want to say it's a rolling period so it could still fail lol

Theres a picture of him entering the courthouse and he's got his trousers belted waaaayyy up high to try and hide his gut.

He's doing his "TUFF GUY" face again

He rally is the perfect example of malignant narcissist, you can't design a better case study

winterwerefox
Apr 23, 2010

The next movie better not make me shave anything :(

Trump has been remanded to custody pending trial and verdict.













*sigh* :allears: one can hope

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

Hollismason posted:

I kind of wonder if Trump is going to take the stand.

Judge:
"We call Mr. Trump to the stand"

Trump:
"Hold on, I need to post another Truth"

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


kazil posted:

A couple of losses for the prosecution


What if the relevance of that even?

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

BREAKING NEWS, Trump's recent google searches released

"how to beat"

"getting off in new york"

"defeat tyranny and free trump"

"fish delite coupons"

"best judge near me"

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.




tie too long or trousers too high? why not both!

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

John Wick of Dogs posted:

What if the relevance of that even?

I think they were going to use it to show Trump was terrified of losing support with women and that's why he covered up the Stormy Daniels story

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Donald “can’t do rallies for awhile” Trump is suffering and I like it a lot.

Luna
May 31, 2001

A hand full of seeds and a mouthful of dirt


Scags McDouglas posted:

hahaha I was going to keep a daily schtick going of "X more lol's until Trumploween" but I can't keep up with the freefall anymore.

also lmao

X more lol's until Trumploween
Trumploween
Trumploween
X more lol's until Trumploween
Orange poo poo goblin

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

kazil posted:

I think they were going to use it to show Trump was terrified of losing support with women and that's why he covered up the Stormy Daniels story

Exactly. The actual crime here is not paying hush money, but paying hush money to help influence the presidential election. Linking the hush money to being paid right after the "grab her by the" atory broke does a lot of the work in proving that intent.

Fabulous Knight
Nov 11, 2011
GAGGED

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT
To think this whole thing could have been avoided if Fred Trump just acted a like a normal human being and loved his son.

winterwerefox
Apr 23, 2010

The next movie better not make me shave anything :(

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Trump will never be able to not break the gag order calling Cohen a piece of garbage

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

They are saying he is losing control over his dimensional presence. He's casually shifting through time and space and beyond, can we afford a president who may be under the influence of energy beings from dimension X?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
jury and court reform/improvement ideas.

jurors get paid 100$/hour and get to be cloistered in a secure safe facility that has no internet so they may stew their thoughts.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

TK8325 posted:

cells within cells within cells interlaced

When does he watch a e-girl run off before his cringe "attempted e-pussygrab" happen?
looking forward to it.
"Gadaaammmnit!!"

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
Does trump really have a problem with women voters?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
No, some women voters (losers) have a problem with Trump

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

Outpost22 posted:

Does trump really have a problem with women voters?

He thinks they are ugly and mean and not rapeable

zone
Dec 6, 2016

:lol: at Trpum trying to post through it in his trial :justpost:

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

get a brain! morans

Vesi
Jan 12, 2005

pikachu looking at?

Outpost22 posted:

Does trump really have a problem with women voters?

I visited a knitting convention in a deep blue area of California and women were speaking to each other in hushed tones about how this Trump guy has some good ideas

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!





law people please get your poo poo together

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

:lol::lol::lol:

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
I can't help but think "but why not??" as a motion for enforcing contempt doesn't typically go over that well with His Highness King Judge of Courtroom

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

some non-Trump stuff




Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



kazil posted:





law people please get your poo poo together

I had to read it twice but it is just, "Tell us why you don't have this idiot locked up for defying you?"

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Ringo Star Get posted:

To think this whole thing could have been avoided if Fred Trump just acted a like a normal human being and loved his son.

Or had he used a condom. :shrug:

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Here are the reasons as to why he's not NOT guilty.

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