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Parallelwoody posted:The Athenian government make him commit suicide because he was so loving obnoxious. They tried to tell him to log off but he said he would rather die than log off.
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https://twitter.com/contrrl/status/1779454596034744792 https://twitter.com/contrrl/status/1779557038927839412
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Always appreciate a new high quality Bad Apple meme
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Someone get out their tricorn hat and flatten the sides to show everybody
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On the subject of license plates, saw "2MADR3" the other day
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Paul is the villain and his mother was partially responsible by treating him as a project rather than a human being, so yeah in that sense it's not an unreasonable comparison
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Everyone has a daily parenter and a project child.
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2 blunts is not nearly enough to share between 10 people
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Heath posted:2 blunts is not nearly enough to share between 10 people Is that a challenge? *wheels in two blunts that look like they could fire broadsides at a galleon*
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:Paul is the villain and his mother was partially responsible by treating him as a project rather than a human being, so yeah in that sense it's not an unreasonable comparison There's also a high probability that Grimes' and Musk's kid will spend a lot of time extolling the virtues of Hitler
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In modern weed? It's plenty. https://twitter.com/BlueKeyGames/status/1691846800288743502
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zoux posted:In modern weed? It's plenty. [narrator] it wasnt.
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Pookah posted:How could they leave out the best helmet of all? Masque of Clavicus Vile?
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You don't need a helmet. Simply don't get hit in the head like a peasant.
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Pookah posted:How could they leave out the best helmet of all? the only way the bearer of this helmet has killed someone is if the person who saw the wearer died of laughter
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Frogmouth clearly inspired the Boeing X-32.
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Smokin dank nugz in my kettle hat.
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I'd be the lead character, so I wouldn't have one.
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Perestroika posted:Do not trust anybody who says Great Helm. Sallet or Kettle Helm for life.
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My Spirit Otter posted:the only way the bearer of this helmet has killed someone is if the person who saw the wearer died of laughter I think that one belonged to henry the 8th so "his wife with the backing of the state" is also an option.
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zoux posted:I'd be the lead character, so I wouldn't have one. Shouldn't have told me you're the lead character because I'll be the guy in the kettle hat on guard duty who won't let you pass aaaaaand you already got into the castle somehow, great. Welp, I'm hosed.
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Mister Speaker posted:Hounskull gang Feathers McGraw rear end helmet
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Snoopy lookin motherfucker
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Knormal posted:Guys it's my birthday everyone has to let me stab them. That's what you said last week!
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Platystemon posted:https://twitter.com/ca_dmv_bot2/status/1774694177277907294 Lmfao thank you
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Knormal posted:Guys it's my birthday everyone has to let me stab them. Look at this nerd who bought the horse armor dlc
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Knormal posted:Guys it's my birthday everyone has to let me stab them. thats an armoured dunce cap so that the lovable idiot wont get killed.
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