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jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

staberind posted:

its not in free fall, its in a powered dive.
free fall is relatvly gentle compared to this turbo en-fuckulation.

i inverted the bird

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Is he guilty yet?

:f5:

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Cartoon Man posted:

Is he guilty yet?

:f5:

lol they haven't even started jury selection

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Bo Selecta

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Eventually posters will face a dilemma: spend $10 for an SA account, or spend $10 for a controlling share at Truth Social?

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Cartoon Man posted:

Is he guilty yet?

:f5:

He's been guilty for years.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Imagine being a chud who bought DJT above $70 and now it’s at $27 and they’re talking about adding 21 million more shares to the pile.

:lol:

:lmao:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

steinrokkan posted:

Eventually posters will face a dilemma: spend $10 for an SA account, or spend $10 for a controlling share at Truth Social?

Give me a piece of Green Bay Packers stock instead, I'd rather own that than Truth Social and I'm a Saints fan.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Imagine being a chud who bought DJT above $70 and now it’s at $27 and they’re talking about adding 21 million more shares to the pile.

:lol:

:lmao:

Say
Her
Name

Margherita Tater Ghee

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

jokes posted:

Say
Her
Name

lol did unfrozen cavewoman congresswoman buy it when it was 70 bucks?

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Imagine being a chud who bought DJT above $70 and now it’s at $27 and they’re talking about adding 21 million more shares to the pile.

:lol:

:lmao:

It's a prime opportunity to reduce your cost basis :smug:

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

big nipples big life posted:

lol did unfrozen cavewoman congresswoman buy it when it was 70 bucks?

She bought up to $50k at peak when it was still a SPAC lmao

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007


"Your honor he's literally doing it right now. I can go and take his phone and show you."

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Contempt of absolutely everything.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Contempt of Bophedes

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Seth Pecksniff posted:

She bought up to $50k at peak when it was still a SPAC lmao

awesome. too bad her family is rich so it won't ruin her.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Court on lunch break, back at 1:30

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Alright, finally some consequences! Fine him $3000! That is gonna teach him!

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

kazil posted:

Court on lunch break, back at 1:30

Surely there won't be continued violations of the gag order between now and then

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


kazil posted:

Court on lunch break, back at 1:30

Have the local McDonalds been notified to stock up?

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

John Wick of Dogs posted:

Alright, finally some consequences! Fine him $3000! That is gonna teach him!

Do you think he actually has that kind of money?

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Your honor he is literally committing crimes faster than we can enter them into charges. I recommend immediate drone strike.

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin

John Wick of Dogs posted:

Alright, finally some consequences! Fine him $3000! That is gonna teach him!
"Jailtime if he does it again" is the real threat here

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Cartoon Man posted:

Have the local McDonalds been notified to stock up?

bitch, you took the joek right outta me heid

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
I'm pretty sure they're trying to lead into jail time but they can't start off asking for it for the violations of the gag order.

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

steinrokkan posted:

Eventually posters will face a dilemma: spend $10 for an SA account, or spend $10 for a controlling share at Truth Social?

Fuckin lmao. As controlling shareholder I have determined that Truth Social will be the primary platform to post thinkpieces on the wise jurisprudence over any trial in which Trump is a defendant. Capital letters and exclamation points are hereby abolished.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


cant cook creole bream posted:

Do you think he actually has that kind of money?

Checks in the mail

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Froghammer posted:

"Jailtime if he does it again" is the real threat here

God it will be such a glorious moment when this happens. He gets walked into jail....

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Froghammer posted:

"Jailtime if he does it again" is the real threat here

Nah they told him to remind him that jail time is possible

HJE-Cobra
Jul 15, 2007

Bear Witness

Hell Gem

Scags McDouglas posted:

Fuckin lmao. As controlling shareholder I have determined that Truth Social will be the primary platform to post thinkpieces on the wise jurisprudence over any trial in which Trump is a defendant. Capital letters and exclamation points are hereby abolished.

Sounds like you must be one of those Highly Regarded Legal Scholars, posting powerful truths

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


redshirt posted:

God it will be such a glorious moment when this happens. He gets walked into jail....

If they follow through when he violates it 22 minutes after leaving court that could be tonight!

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Scags McDouglas posted:

Fuckin lmao. As controlling shareholder I have determined that Truth Social will be the primary platform to post thinkpieces on the wise jurisprudence over any trial in which Trump is a defendant. Capital letters and exclamation points are hereby abolished.

I was going to say we elect a board and CEO who orders the IT department to change Trump’s profile picture daily to various snippets of clown porn but we can do yours too.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Hollismason posted:

I'm pretty sure they're trying to lead into jail time but they can't start off asking for it for the violations of the gag order.

Its astounding the leeway he's been given so far.

UltraShame
Nov 6, 2006

Vocabulum.

:justpost: during your criminal trial

lmao

GoonGPT
May 26, 2006

Posting for a better future, today!

That's a lol

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

The worlds first example of livecriming a trial

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

SLEEPY DON



WOKE DON



Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.





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staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
whats next? will he slowly masturbate until expression? its like some weird "I dare you to notice what I am doing" art installation.
D. Trump: "Not quite vibing with this whole "in court" thing"

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