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Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

CharlestheHammer posted:

Look when you get into a habit of doing something it’s incredibly hard to break it even if it makes no sense

*picks the low hanging fruit up off the ground*

like your posting, to arbitrarily say and for no reason at all mind you as an example

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staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Every day that I wake up and think "I'm Not Donald Trump" is a good day.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:



Calling for a felony

Yes by all means state loudly your intentions when they ask "are you familiar with Mr trump?" Just start screaming about how he's really the president. That will secure your seat on the jury.

Stunt-Puffin
May 19, 2023

I was pissed when Joe Rogan first started dismissing the Patriot Front and similar groups as FBI psiops, but him normalizing this perception has seriously disrupted their recruitment. The people who'd be willing to join are too suspicious to get involved now, and the current members are too busy pointing fingers at each other to get anything done. Thanks Joe!

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


I love this one. Tow is incorrect then the guy trying to call him confidently incorrect fucks that up.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

:byodood: How dare this judge apply the same rules to Trump as everyone else!

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Does that look like the face of someone who’s innocent if you’re a prospective juror?

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

FUGG OFF COMMIES

Post every time you tell the commies to FUGG OFF

zone
Dec 6, 2016

"From the River to the Sea, the Orange Man will be freed!"
this, and other delusions brought on by terminal contrarianism

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Ehud posted:

yeah LAPD hosed it up really badly

I'm just talking about the Carrie Bess (an OJ juror) interview where she said the jurors voted not guilty as "payback" for Rodney King

which LAPD also hosed up lol

yeah it was a mix of rodney king and the fact that the cops hosed up the case and also fudged poo poo in hopes of getting an conviction.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




BigglesSWE posted:

OJ had a monstrously competent team of lawyers if I understand that case right.

Johnnie Cochran's opening statement was a masterpiece. He laid out exactly what was going to happen, what the prosecution was going to present and how the defense was going to refute it. He was basically 100% right, so his closing statement was pretty simple, "I told you they didn't have poo poo". The Dream Team indeed.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Dear Jesus,

I've been very good this year

Please send me a courtroom sketch of sleeping, drooling Donlad

Love,

FI

Accipiter
Jan 24, 2004

SINATRA.
See also: "ALL LEGAL SCHOLARS"

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

Accipiter posted:

See also: "ALL LEGAL SCHOLARS"



youre next blubber bitch




so at this rate the hearing for all the truth posts between now and then will happen in october

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Conservatives are the in group the law must protect but not bind, therefore

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1779877012422963684
Oh just do it already, I'd pay to see that piece of poo poo exactly where he belongs

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!





big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


The gorilla channel

otter
Jul 23, 2007

Ask me about my XCOM and controller collection

word.

Civil posted:

He's just cruising Walmart parking lots in his $300,000 RV being an average American

Not an RV, it's a motor coach.

Also, how does one fugg off?

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Accipiter posted:

See also: "ALL LEGAL SCHOLARS"



Lmao

This is the guy that thinks there was no cause to fire Corrano

Just lmao he's citing this clown

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Trump is going to buffer overflow contempt charges and wind up as the judge

Aramis
Sep 22, 2009




:lol: that he has a whole week to go without any particular instructions on how to not make things worse on that front.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Gentlemen, start your photoshops…

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

lol they can never get the color to not look absurd and, try as they might, no artist can resist trying to draw his huge dumper

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1779877012422963684
Oh just do it already, I'd pay to see that piece of poo poo exactly where he belongs

""Legal af special edition"
I'm glad its not just regular legal but legal af.

cptInsane0
Apr 11, 2007

...and a clown with no head

Brain Curry posted:

Trump is going to buffer overflow contempt charges and wind up as the judge

Yeah, why not? May as well just get real weird with it.

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

I'm in disguise, you stupid tart!

To be fair, this is more showing than we had at the same location for MPAA vs Emanuel Goldstein/2600 back in 2000, where we collectively lost our rights to own copies of purchased content in perpetuity.

:okboomer:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Looking good sir!!

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

e: too slow. tmrp.

nooneofconsequence fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Apr 15, 2024

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Lmao DJT is at 17.5% down.

dervival
Apr 23, 2014


:butt:

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

“Judge, he committed contempt, just now while you were talking. Look, he’s doing it again!”
“Hmm.. This is extremely serious. We shall have a meeting about it in two weeks.”

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
Dammit, timg or spoiler that jump-scare poo poo.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

donald trump wakes up, crying because nobody loves him

he goes to court, where he is forced to hear about how he paid a lot of money to have sex with a pornstar because nobody loves him enough to gently caress him

he sits in court, still red-eyed from crying when he woke up, and looks up polls that say people love him the whole time

man what a sad fart of a human being

he is just a long, world-weary fart draining out of an rear end in a top hat

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Also, Kennedy retiring to make way for Kav looks dirty as poo poo.

That should REALLY be investigated

I recall Kennedy's son worked for Deutsche Bank or something

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
if the jury is hung by a chud, they'll just send it back to the courts and start all over again. the end result is that Trump will be required to basically live in the court room every day until a jury finds a unanimous decision. hung jury doesn't help anyone, and would likely just piss trump off even more because of the legal fees and not being able to hold his stupid rallies

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dervival
Apr 23, 2014


some real Scott Shelby from Heavy Rain vibes going on here

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