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vdarknight posted:Huh. So now I know. Firstly, I guess I'm fortunate enough to not have a job where I have to dump in a cup, but secondly, I'm now too old and broken to squat. Can't do it - aint got the mobility. I mean, I can get down there but I'm not getting up. And if there's poop involved then I guess it's going to a real bad day for everyone. I reckon I'll just avoid crapping in glasses if that's ok with everyone. PYF Funny Pictures: a real bad day for everyone
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Scathach posted:Just grab it as it falls from between your cheeks, like a monkey, and throw it in the glass. Our ancestors were very accurate poo poo-flingers. Monkeys are good at it but we didn't descend from them. Our ancestors might have been really bad at catching the poo poo from their own asses.
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Underhand from the front is the best way to grab and throw, it can be done in one motion
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Dillbag posted:Underhand from the front is the best way to grab and throw, it can be done in one motion Anybody SEE edit for clarity in that I'm not asking to see it again 
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Weaponize fecal flinging.
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Scathach posted:Just grab it as it falls from between your cheeks, like a monkey, and throw it in the glass. Our ancestors were very accurate poo poo-flingers. Someone post that video of the podcaster who does this (just the catching as it falls part) and is flabbergasted to find out that’s not normal procedure. E: fine I’ll do it myself: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ-SlTaCFfQ&pp=ygUNY2F0Y2ggZG9vZG9vIA%3D%3D
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organburner posted:Why is his mug rimmed with cum? Hyperlynx posted:And while we're at it, why is it sort of plump at the bottom? Wired shape for a mug. It's a classic fat-bottom drip-glazed ceramic mug. I saw a bunch just like it as a kid in the 70 and 80s.  Cum dip was very popular back then. Everybody was wild about cum. And then HIV knocked us back into a new puritanism in the 80s. Weird shapes come from either being or emulating hand made pottery mugs. Being eccentric shapes is how potters get people to pay 10X the price of a mass produced mug. But then the mass producers make molds of the weird shapes so cheaper ceramic versions can be mass produced and it never ends.   
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Facebook Aunt posted:Cum dip was very popular back then. Tobacco spit glaze is the actual term for it fwiw.
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Cum spitoon
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Non Compos Mentis posted:Cum spitoon They had one of those in the break room at my old job. They would dump it on the manager like a Gatorade cooler if we had a good quarter
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freeedr posted:They had one of those in the break room at my old job. They would dump it on the manager like a Gatorade cooler if we had a good quarter Glad to hear you've moved on from the dick sucking factory
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A tasteful series of X-Butts. 
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LookieLoo posted:Weaponize fecal flinging. How quickly this has been forgotten. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajeL87l3prM
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Hyperlynx posted:And while we're at it, why is it sort of plump at the bottom? Wired shape for a mug. you're a weird shape for a mug
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LookieLoo posted:Weaponize fecal flinging. 
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Mauser posted:Pop a pantsless squat then move the rim around until you find your rear end in a top hat then poop into the cup and hopefully pinch it off before you fill it up. After the peace corps I had something they couldn’t figure out what it was and I didn’t have a solid poo poo for over a year.
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Borscht posted:After the peace corps I had something they couldn’t figure out what it was and I didn’t have a solid poo poo for over a year.  I had dysentery or something where the water I drank would come out the other end in under 15 minutes the exact same color going in. After I left, I had a mild recurring fever until I took the malaria drugs they give you at the end to clean out any cysts you might have.
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Borscht posted:After the peace corps I had something they couldn’t figure out what it was You mean, like an unusual pet? Borscht posted:and I didn’t have a solid poo poo for over a year. Ah, not like an unusual pet.
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Intestinal parasites are kinda like pets: -You feed them -You house them -There's a lot of poo poo involved
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Weirdly, I've had dysentry. Got it in my socially deprived council estate (UK) when I was around 12 years old. loving miserable illness. I was throwing up emerald green bile and making GBS threads spectacularly. In an isolation ward, with nursing staff in full protective gear. I do remember hoping I would die, cos I was so tired of being that ill - no fun whatsoever. Cannot recommend - do not try. I've also had meningitis - another time when going to the doctors was followed by an ambulance trip to the hospital. Awfully fun - honest. I'm not sure if the gods are trying to kill me or keeping me alive for a laugh. The stupid thing is that I've managed to get into mainly civilised jobs, so when I mention the interesting times I've gone through it's mainly disbelieved - because no-one in the UK has these things happen anymore, surely. They do when they're dirt poor and living in filth, but I suppose that ruins the image of their reality - we still exist despite some viral/bacteriums pretty good attempts to kill us.
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Once had a horrible stomach flu and a very bad sore throat at the same time. Not a great combo.
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Scathach posted:Just grab it as it falls from between your cheeks, like a monkey, and throw it in the glass. Our ancestors were very accurate poo poo-flingers. I just realized. poo poo was probably the first tool we weaponized
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Tummy aches are the real poo poo; meningitis ain’t crap
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Milo and POTUS posted:I just realized. poo poo was probably the first tool we weaponized The first bio weapon was nail fungus. Those hard yellow things some people get could do things to a rabbit that would make Watership Down blush.
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I'm having tummy aches right now op
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Empty Sandwich posted:inevitably you end up crying That's harsh man...
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weirdly, i got dysentry
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3D Megadoodoo posted:weirdly, i got dysentry I'm so sorry - I poured alcohol (well, coughed whilst drinking vodka but that has to count) on my keyboard and assumed that would stop my general plagueism from spreading. Small point - the cardboard hats they provide are in no way big enough, and if you can avoid both ends from giving up at the same time, it's better. The alternative is not better at all. i won't mention the smell - if you know why, then you'll know why I'm not.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:weirdly, i got dysentry 
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Milo and POTUS posted:I just realized. poo poo was probably the first tool we weaponized https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcoDv0R_asY
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I have a friend who had undiagnosed giardia for a number of years in his early 20s. He was 5'10" and 95 lbs.
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Knormal posted:Probably, but we weren't the first. Having poo poo sprayed at you by a wet murderous land tank is probably the best thing that can happen. Hippos scare the hell out of me.
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