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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
you did a no growth. you did an elba. you did a waterloo

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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

lobster shirt posted:

napoleon bros are kramering, sealioning, and gaslighting. not to mention jaqing off and showing their whole rear end. what the gently caress my dudes?

but we know the truth. the greatest general of all time, was, adolf hitler.

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


watching Napoleon rout the forces of Baron Karl Mack von Leiberich: Christ. Punch *up*, stupid.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

BearsBearsBears
Aug 4, 2022

aw frig aw dang it posted:

yep. the napoleon stans are back on their bull poo poo

He found that Napoleon is 23 standard deviations above the mean. 1 in a trillion is something like 7 standard deviations. He found out that Napoleon was a 1 in a billion trillion commander and this didn't cause him to reevaluate his methodology at all.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i/p thread inventing new slurs ftw

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Vox Nihili posted:

I'm the guy who registered an account today solely for frantic last-minute tax questions

lol wtf at that question too

speng31b
May 8, 2010

Al! posted:

i/p thread inventing new slurs ftw

eh?

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Typical post from a spengx.

SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

hang on lemme check the slur database

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

SomethingBeautiful posted:

hang on lemme check the slur database

speng31b
May 8, 2010

lmao

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

okay now i want to go look...

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

slurs are epic and ftw

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

kosheh....

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Kraftwerk (derogatory)

speng31b
May 8, 2010

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Cspam does itbagain

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

Mr Hootington posted:

Cspam does itbagain

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

they've been changing hootingtons avatar a lot but this newest one is perfect

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010


lol

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

he got tje special underwear so he is all good

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

Lmfao

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4ONXuyvZrw

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
added bolding to cspam members

TheSwizzler posted:

You want cards? I Got some cards for you!

This Thursday and Friday - A Special Premiere Event!



Thursday April 18th - SAW Neon on a Special Day!

Triple Threat Table Match:
Buschamki vs ghosthorse vs Toph Bei Fong

Faction Warfare:
TG (Maerlyn, Coward, Snooze Cruise and Leraika) vs BYOB (baka, barnold, Papa Was a Video Toaster and Zoya)

SAW World Title 6-Pack Challenge Qualifier
CrescentWrench vs Buck Wildman vs Lpzie

SAW Best Friends Title Tournament - Round 1
Two Best Pals vs
CSPAM (ram dass in hell and aw frig aw drat it) vs
Dear JEFFREY (Autisanal Cheese and ddinkins)

SAW World Title 6-Pack Challenge Qualifier
Sting 64 vs Molrok vs Danaru

Mixed Tag Team Match:
YOSPOS (wollfenstein and Radia) vs SAS (FurnaceFace and CBJSprague24)

SAW Best Friends Title Tournament - Round 1
Prostars vs
Politburo (lobster shirt and Bastard Tetris) vs
I Don't Watch WWE (Maijinfoose and Shard)

SAW World Title 6-Pack Challenge Qualifier
Shinjobi vs Quantum of Phallus vs NienNunb

Main Event:
PYF Title
4-way between the Poll Winners (poll can be found in the SAW thread further up from this post)
(likely CSPAM Participant: Megamissen)



Friday April 19th, SAW Titan On Special Day!

SAW World Title 6-Pack Challenge Qualifier
That DICK! vs super sweet best pal vs CubicalSucrose

Faction Warfare:
PYF (Aardvark Barber, Empty Sandwich and The Saddest Rhino) vs EPA (TheSwizzler and IGgy IGsen) and FutureFriend

SAW Best Friends Title Tournament - Round 1
Gamers Rise Up vs
Bone Boyz (Hot Diggity and Rags to Liches) vs
Death At Any Size (Bluedeanie and One More Fat Nerd)

SAW World Title 6-Pack Challenge Qualifier
Cavauro vs biosterous vs Skunkrocker

SAW Best Friends Title Tournament - Round 1
Idiot Kings (Mr Hootington and titty_baby_) vs
Twinky and The Bear (Communist Bear and Starsfan) vs
Malice and Gromit

SAW World Title 6-Pack Challenge Qualifier
neoaxd vs KungFuGrip vs ilmucche

Tornado Tag
Jersey Boys (The Chad Jihad and evobatman) vs The Jellicle Army (Brutal Garcon and Anderson Koopah) vs PSP (explosivo and boxcarhobo)

SAW Women's World Title Gauntlet Match Qualifier
Subjunctive vs sb hermit vs Meowywitch vs Saoshyant vs Ohtori Akio vs W.T. Fits vs Vox Valentine vs Tenkaris

(Insanely Likely - Subject to Change if not Purchased)
DEATHMATCH

Mr.Nice! vs a Special Guest!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

aw frig aw dang it posted:

watching Napoleon rout the forces of Baron Karl Mack von Leiberich: Christ. Punch *up*, stupid.

lol

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022
always nice to learn a new slur

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

tristeham posted:

always nice to learn a new slur

in another universe smarxist calls smythe a "koshie" and is also permabanned five days later because nobody knows what it means

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

koshi's island

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


Megamissen posted:

added bolding to cspam members

got a good feeling about this

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

more like hans trollman

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Megamissen posted:

added bolding to cspam members

sorry lpzie nothing personal

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

congrats on your easy win, lpzie

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Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

aw frig aw dang it posted:

got a good feeling about this

youve got a title match (fake) tomorrow

KungFu Grip posted:

ONE LAST SAW UNDERGROUND FOR THE ROAD! !! WITH A SPECIAL(?!) START TIME !

Tuesday April 16th at 8pm EST, SAW Underground is back for one last time @ https://www.twitch.tv/mrkungfugrip

Last Chance Waitlist Timed Entrant Gauntlet
Dr Kyle Farnsworth vs. Spatial Trait vs. Vincent Van Goatse vs. Seth Pecksniff vs. Silly Burrito vs. Green Toad

Tag Team 4 Way Elimination
Anderson Koopa & Brutal Gascon vs. ddinkins & Autisinal Cheese vs. Tawal & Machete Zombie vs. your friend sk & FutonForensic

6 WOMEN'S HELL IN A CELL
Cthulu Carla vs. Second Hand Meat Mouth vs. ghosthorse vs verbal enema vs. W.T. Fits vs snoozecruise

8 Man Battle Royal
Fried Watermelon vs. boxcarhobo vs. CubicalSurcrose vs. FutureFriend vs. Aardvark Barber vs. biosterious vs. Shinjobi vs. wolffenstein

One Fall Fatal Four Way
Furnaceface vs. Lerika vs. Megamissen vs Rox

4 v 4 elimination tag
Kungfu Grip, Not Cavauro, Sting 64, Wiggly Wayne DDS vs TheSwizzler, Crescent Wrench, Cavauro, Danauru

Casket Match
That Dick! vs That Dick?

SAW Underground Wafflehouse Women's Title Special Guest Ref: barnold
baka of lathspell (c) vs. Zoya

SAW Underground Men's Hotdog and a Handshake title
Hot Diggity! vs. aw frig aw dang it

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