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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.


:lol:

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Brainstorming a "Nussy Support Collar"

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Three Olives posted:



It's him, there is the rear of a matte black, blacked out C-Class AMG. :lol:

does he have stairs in his house

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010


Fuckin lol

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

A very rare drop past a dollar barrier during after-hours trading. I hope opening tomorrow AM shows another plummet.

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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



I can't wait for him to argue he needs more time and you can't start seizing properties yet, cause it's not his fault his bondsman wasn't A.) Licensed to operated in NYC and B.) Able to fulfil the bond

One week to go :toot:

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

What's the problem, they've got over two hours left, plenty of time.

He said as he fired up TurboTax...

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!


lol

lo carb Lo Pan
Oct 8, 2004

"Go woke go broke" was projection the whole time.

The true saying is "Go fash lose cash."

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
Today has been particularly weird.

A court case where a prior US president is charged with 34 felony counts after cheating on his wife with a porn star and then paying her off to shut up about it and then repeatedly falsifying records to cover it up and then he falls asleep during the court proceedings after posting screamingly, pants-shittingly confusing word soup online about it.

Like... please, someone tell me what else I'm supposed to think other than that today was another weird.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


lol is this legit from the Biden campaign?

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Catastrophe posted:

Today has been particularly weird.

A court case where a prior US president is charged with 34 felony counts after cheating on his wife with a porn star and then paying her off to shut up about it and then repeatedly falsifying records to cover it up and then he falls asleep during the court proceedings after posting screamingly, pants-shittingly confusing word soup online about it.

Like... please, someone tell me what else I'm supposed to think other than that today was another weird.

This was the most normal day of the rest of your life.

winterwerefox
Apr 23, 2010

The next movie better not make me shave anything :(

redshirt posted:

lol is this legit from the Biden campaign?

As far as I can tell is goon consensus is they hired a team of young shitposters to meme and troll.

The Grey
Mar 2, 2004

Escape From Noise posted:

I still think of that video of Cawthorne out in the woods with a gun, punching a tree with his tacticool gloves every so often.

Glad I'm not the only one.

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!


Clearly PKMN Trainer Red shitposted their way to the big leagues and got hired by the campaign.

Or its the CIA. :lol:

Whoever it is they are doing good work.

MadcapLaughs
Mar 17, 2007

Isn't graduation like over a month away and the judge hasn't even made a ruling yet if donny can go or not?

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Scags McDouglas posted:

A very rare drop past a dollar barrier during after-hours trading. I hope opening tomorrow AM shows another plummet.



Every morning it drops like a rock and then the cult spends a few hours struggling and failing to push it back uphill. So you'll get your wish.

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

^^ hugs

lo carb Lo Pan posted:

"Go woke go broke" was projection the whole time.

The true saying is "Go fash lose cash."

Invest in Trump, they went pump and dump

Cash into DJT, can't be saved by the SEC

Lost all your money, grift like bees to the honey

Can't find your income, feeling dumb, sleeping next to a bum

Retirement plan? Had an interception. Do you think I give a gently caress? That's a misconception

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

MadcapLaughs posted:

Isn't graduation like over a month away and the judge hasn't even made a ruling yet if donny can go or not?

Correct.

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1780048003958476913


Court is off for Passover. Literally just lying about everything.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Wingnut Ninja posted:

This was the most normal day of the rest of your life.

Come with me
and you'll be
in a world of Trump humiliation
and we all
can lol at
this dumb naaaattioooonnnnn

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

kazil posted:

Correct.

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1780048003958476913


Court is off for Passover. Literally just lying about everything.

P sure Trump isn’t Jewish so

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Scags McDouglas posted:

The chud life is like an accelerated version of the picture of dorian gray, but they never seem to actually die.

I am a full, perfect year older than Stephen Miller and if you looked at a side-by-side, you'd think it was a father / son pic where the father was in a gruesome accident.

Sorry to hear about your gruesome accident.

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.

Catastrophe posted:

Today has been particularly weird.

A court case where a prior US president is charged with 34 felony counts after cheating on his wife with a porn star and then paying her off to shut up about it and then repeatedly falsifying records to cover it up and then he falls asleep during the court proceedings after posting screamingly, pants-shittingly confusing word soup online about it.

Like... please, someone tell me what else I'm supposed to think other than that today was another weird.

"May you live in interesting times"

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Catastrophe posted:

Today has been particularly weird.

A court case where a prior US president is charged with 34 felony counts after cheating on his wife with a porn star and then paying her off to shut up about it and then repeatedly falsifying records to cover it up and then he falls asleep during the court proceedings after posting screamingly, pants-shittingly confusing word soup online about it.

Like... please, someone tell me what else I'm supposed to think other than that today was another weird.

When Harambe died we ended up in the gently caress-O Dimension™ so it's hard to discern what is weird and what's normal anymore. It's a common feeling.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

funeral home DJ posted:

When Harambe died we ended up in the gently caress-O Dimension™ so it's hard to discern what is weird and what's normal anymore. It's a common feeling.

just looked it up and holy gently caress harambe died like 8 years ago already

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

kazil posted:

Correct.

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1780048003958476913


Court is off for Passover. Literally just lying about everything.

hmm, yes .. who do Jews pray too?

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

Shishkahuben posted:

I thought he was too, but reality is far sadder.

Huh. I mean, I supposed I could have just looked it up, but I could've sworn he died a few years back.

I. M. Gei posted:

ShamWow Vince escaped from scientology and deserves some respect and support for that alone. Ex-scientologists typically have their whole lives ruined after they leave the cult. It's not uncommon for them to be relentlessly harrassed for the rest of their lives or even murdered.

I didn't know he was involved in that, so yeah, good for him.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

i mean Stank or Chode completing their degree this late doesnt seem like a big chivo all things considered.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

kazil posted:



Court is off for Passover. Literally just lying about everything.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Alina is Melanib?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Frank Frank posted:

P sure Trump isn’t Jewish so

Shomer Shabbos!

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Tree Bucket posted:

Alina is Melanib?

At least Melanif

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

Scags McDouglas posted:

A very rare drop past a dollar barrier during after-hours trading. I hope opening tomorrow AM shows another plummet.


He's been a con man for decades at this point, but still there's an endless line of people to put their faces in the leopard's mouth and coat it ketchup.

I'll never understand it.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Tree Bucket posted:

Alina is Melanib?

Ask Don who that is and he'd currently say Robert E Lee.

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



Catastrophe posted:

Today has been particularly weird.

A court case where a prior US president is charged with 34 felony counts after cheating on his wife with a porn star and then paying her off to shut up about it and then repeatedly falsifying records to cover it up and then he falls asleep during the court proceedings after posting screamingly, pants-shittingly confusing word soup online about it.

Like... please, someone tell me what else I'm supposed to think other than that today was another weird.

And a sizable chunk of one of the two major political parties is all on all calling it a total hoax and willing to sacrifice themselves and democracy itself so that a B list reality TV host doesn't have to suffer any consequences while being a crime elemental.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



winterwerefox posted:

Trump, you have never, in your life, in your 77 years of festering shitfuck of a life, from the moment you rubbed the fungal spores against the spot a normal humans dick would be, to sprout that pus filled pimple you call a cock, to when you somehow managed to 'penetrate' a woman with something that gives paper a run for its thickness, when you airbombed the slime you call cum against some poor golddigger who married you, to when she gave birth to your male rivals whom you hate with only the rivalry your own spawner had for you, to when you spawned the perfect daughter, who you saw yourself in, not because sehe had your genes, but because you wanted to spawn with her, you disgusting gently caress. never, in all that time, from a sad pathetic day where none in the circle of people you wish to be part of, to those that shun you as the carnival freak you are now, to the son who speaks not even the same accent as you that you speak of now, in an attempt to get out of big boy trouble, have you been a 'Dad'

choke to death on your own rear end from getting your head stuffed up inside yourself backwards, pissbitch

I :lol:ed at this post and wanna quote it

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Escape From Noise posted:

Shomer Shabbos!

I don't roll.

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Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
That brief moment of panic when Habba realizes mid sentence she doesn’t know what Passover is :discourse:

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