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AKZ posted:Yo my cat barricaded himself in the bathroom. He closes doors behind himself and then he pulled a drawer open across where the door opens effectively creating am extra large deadbolt out of cabinetry. sounds like we gotta get the team together for one last job
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Apr 16, 2024 01:23
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Ruby Gloom posted:sounds like we gotta get the team together for one last job *pulls himself away from a high end grout job.... poo poo
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Apr 16, 2024 01:24
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redshirt posted:*pulls himself away from a high end gout job....
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Apr 16, 2024 01:28
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I went legal, dog!
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Apr 16, 2024 01:29
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AKZ posted:Yo my cat barricaded himself in the bathroom. He closes doors behind himself and then he pulled a drawer open across where the door opens effectively creating am extra large deadbolt out of cabinetry. so uh, what did you have to do? just mark that bathroom and cat down as a loss?
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Apr 16, 2024 01:39
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oh I just moved
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Apr 16, 2024 01:40
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redshirt posted:I went legal, dog! A legal beagle, eh?
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Apr 16, 2024 01:41
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Mood this morning: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lB2GngItyU
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Apr 16, 2024 02:14
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Escape From Noise posted:A legal beagle, eh? No, just describing my grout business of the last 7 years since our last heist if you'd paid any attention, I guess not...
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Apr 16, 2024 02:16
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hello fam where is my w2
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Apr 16, 2024 02:27
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bagmonkey posted:hello fam where is my w2 lol
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Apr 16, 2024 02:29
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holy hell those taxes were a giant pain in the loving rear end but I did it  now I want to lay down and die my head hurts
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Apr 16, 2024 02:32
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Ruby Gloom posted:sounds like we gotta get the team together for one last job One last job? P'shaw I heard that before.
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Apr 16, 2024 02:32
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redshirt posted:lol i found it redshirt don't mock me
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Apr 16, 2024 02:38
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Apr 16, 2024 02:38
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lol my state refund was $3
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Apr 16, 2024 02:38
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I told em to send me a check because I didn't even want to bother filling out the thing for direct depositing $3 
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Apr 16, 2024 02:39
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detroit owes me $31 but i never actually file with them, keep it ya chumps
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Apr 16, 2024 02:40
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:One last job? TIP posted:holy hell those taxes were a giant pain in the loving rear end but I did it
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Apr 16, 2024 02:40
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Fuckin turbo tax muther fuckers. Every year I wonder if this year is THE YEAR for Jihad.
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Apr 16, 2024 02:41
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redshirt posted:Fuckin turbo tax muther fuckers. they didnt press the premium version nearly as hard as in years past so small improvements also trump tax cuts plus my wage plus my employer scheduling our taxes to maximize $$$ in paycheck = poo poo federal refund. oh well
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Apr 16, 2024 02:43
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bagmonkey posted:they didnt press the premium version nearly as hard as in years past so small improvements I just agreed to give them all my secrets, and then I X'd out in disgust since I have 2 more days....
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Apr 16, 2024 02:45
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Whatcha listening to 5k Thread? Just threw on Mr. Bungle's Disco Volante. It's a classic imo
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Apr 16, 2024 03:03
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AKZ posted:Yo my cat barricaded himself in the bathroom. He closes doors behind himself and then he pulled a drawer open across where the door opens effectively creating am extra large deadbolt out of cabinetry. What resources do you have on your side of the barricade that he would consider bargaining for?
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Apr 16, 2024 03:04
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Escape From Noise posted:Whatcha listening to 5k Thread? Just threw on Mr. Bungle's Disco Volante. It's a classic imo mix from peter croce, its very latin salsa themed and it kinda rules. some disco too
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Apr 16, 2024 03:09
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I'll be honest the bathroom is solid real estate and mostly what I have out here is juat wishful thinking
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Apr 16, 2024 03:09
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Is the cat taking advantage of this situation to go through your pills and such?
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Apr 16, 2024 03:13
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TIP posted:it makes me angry to know that most countries make taxes way easier and we only have this lovely system thanks to lobbying by tax prep companies I did mine entirely manually for the first time in maybe 40-years. I apparently owed a boatload of money. Came up the same no matter what. Took the standard deduction because I really have nothing left to deduct, either the IRS moved it off the table or it's not a thing. Still possible I made an error, but am not expecting the Tax Fairy to correct it. Escape From Noise posted:Figuring out taxes while living abroad is such a nightmare I hire a guy. Old friend of mine had dual citizenship (US/Swiss). She lives in a suburb of Zurich. She gave up her US citizenship a few years back because of the complexity of the US tax code & finding a Swiss accountant who wasn't puzzled by why a citizen has to file when the government has obviously already done it? Plus she was paying $12K in US taxes, which was more than it cost for her to fly to Florida to visit family.
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Apr 16, 2024 03:59
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PainterofCrap posted:I did mine entirely manually for the first time in maybe 40-years. I apparently owed a boatload of money. My pay will never be good enough to cause that kind of issue, but yeah. I think about it sometimes.
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Apr 16, 2024 04:17
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gently caress. Just realized I forgot the kilo of crystal malt in the pale ale.
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Apr 16, 2024 05:17
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I did my turbo taxes in 1 hour and 7 minutes and it promptly got rejected 14 minutes later. Life moves fast.
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Apr 16, 2024 05:20
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the first time i ever did ketamine i went to use the bathroom at my friends and felt like i was stuck in a tactical rpg and could only move a few squares of tile at a time and it took me like twenty minutes to get out of the bathroom and all my friends were like holy poo poo are you okay 
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Apr 16, 2024 05:27
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Escape From Noise posted:gently caress. Just realized I forgot the kilo of crystal malt in the pale ale. I realized I don't care all that much.
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Apr 16, 2024 07:34
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I don't think I'll ever get over craft beer nerds calling lagers "crispy bois".
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Apr 16, 2024 08:09
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Escape From Noise posted:I don't think I'll ever get over craft beer nerds calling lagers "crispy bois". I have never heard this but lol
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Apr 16, 2024 08:20
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TIP posted:I have never heard this but lol It's probably a very online thing TBF but craft beer influencer types were using it a lot a while ago. I still see it every so often. It makes me want to die every time.
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Apr 16, 2024 08:22
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sometimes me and my friends play co-op VR games and roleplay and make up our own dumb lore there's a game called after the fall that's a snowy zombie apocalypse and when we first encountered zombies one of my friends was like "what are these things called!?" and I immediately answered "cold boys" so every time we played it was constantly "COLD BOYS ON YOUR 6!" and what not lol
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Apr 16, 2024 08:24
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TIP posted:sometimes me and my friends play co-op VR games and roleplay and make up our own dumb lore That makes sense. The crispy bois thing just reminds me of the Stewart Lee bit about Russell Brand. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwWUb5hyFmQ
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Apr 16, 2024 08:30
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TIP posted:sometimes me and my friends play co-op VR games and roleplay and make up our own dumb lore do you also vr roleplay cuddling up for warmth??
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Apr 16, 2024 09:33
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good morning 5k pals have a Tuesday  Escape From Noise posted:Whatcha listening to 5k Thread? Just threw on Mr. Bungle's Disco Volante. It's a classic imo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o96rzZ9oJrs
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Apr 16, 2024 09:57
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