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Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Esa Ahto



Nancy


Dustin


Mandrake The Magician

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F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




"Fraud" :lol:

A lot of people pad their resumes and almost no one gives a poo poo.

Giant Ethicist
Jun 9, 2013

Looks like she got on a loaf of bread instead of a bus again...
We Are Reproducing

quote:



catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?

Kennel posted:

Mandrake The Magician


I loving love classic Mandrake.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Pogo 10/2-4/52, where the World Series is apparently being played under Wile E. Coyote rules.





Archie 2/20-22/50





The Virtue of Vera Valiant 6/26/77

Selachian fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Apr 17, 2024

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Comic Strips 2024: The President would never run out of peanuts!

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Kennel posted:

Comic Strips 2024: The President would never run out of peanuts!

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Kennel posted:

Comic Strips 2024: The President would never run out of peanuts!

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.
The Family Upstairs/The Dingbat Family(October 17, 1910)



Baron Bean(April 17, 1916)



Polly and Her Pals(March 17, 1913)



Gasoline Alley(December 8, 1919)



Us Boys(April 15, 1912)



The Gumps(May 14, 1917)

Pancho Jueves
Aug 20, 2007

BEST FRIENDS!!

Hmm, Ed in drag forgot to put on their blackface today.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



Mark Trail



Mary Worth



the Phantom



Pooch Cafe



Rex Morgan MD



Andertoons



Apartment 3-G

Caphi
Jan 6, 2012

INCREDIBLE
I can't believe Wilbur is going to get his self-worth validated by accident.

I also can't believe the plot in Rex Morgan is that nothing is happening while nothing is happening somewhere else (I know that something is happening somewhere else but it's still a day of "some kids throw a ball").

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Murdstone posted:

Mary Worth



:what:

This strip has an appetite for rewarding the worst people (no matter how much of a hilarious loser they may be) for their bad behavior.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Apr 16, 2024

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


mary worth suuuuuuuuuucks

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Time To Rent A Car And Crash It Off A Bridge About It

















I got nothing besides thinking about the monastery scene from Ace Venture: When Nature Calls

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann



Gil Thorp



Home Free

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007



i hate when this strip makes me agree with luann

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Daddy Daze


Take It From The Tinkersons


Macanudo


Dark Side Of The Horse

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Murdstone posted:

Mary Worth


And that's how Matt Murdock of the Mary Worth universe kept his eyesight

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Murdstone posted:


Rex Morgan MD




What a thrilling strip. I wonder if they'll ever get their brownies.

Chicken Parmigiana
Sep 12, 2007

Murdstone posted:

Rex Morgan MD



Rex Morgan really upping the stakes in this brownies storyline! I'm not sure how much more tension I can take!! I'll be making some 'brownies' of my own before long, if you know what I mean!!! (from nervousness) (poo)

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Pancho Jueves posted:

Hmm, Ed in drag forgot to put on their blackface today.

I was going to say something similar.

Medenmath
Jan 18, 2003
Vintage Valiant (Oct. 07, 1962)

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Kazinsal posted:

Because it sounds like all these dads in tax-related comic strips are just loving stupid when it comes to finances.

They are. For some reason, comic strip authors have some very incorrect beliefs about how income taxes work.

Doomykins
Jun 28, 2008

Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?
Feels good to see Wojan redeem himself. He's mad as hell and he's gonna set things right!

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


"You are but a child, Wojan! We made you, we'll break you!"

*Wojan proceeds to break a chair with his hands and hit the living crap out of those two monsters*

*Val smiles*

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Doomykins posted:

Feels good to see Wojan redeem himself. He's mad thoroughly aroused as hell and he's gonna set things right!

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
"We made you and we can break you!" I say as I watch a six foot-something man who truly believes what he preaches tear the arms off of a chair and walk towards me.

Breadmaster
Jun 14, 2010
I'm glad that, as a holy man, he chose not to use edged weapons.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Get Fuzzy 4/15/04



Brenda Starr 1/11/53




What happened to the magic gunk in the Rowena that was supposed to be able to cure anything?

Smokey Stover 12/18/60



Everyday Movies 6/10/37



"I think, Robert, we'd better take a taxi if we want to get there before the food gives out."

Invisible Scarlet O'Neil 7/11/43



Closer Than We Think! 12/18/60



That one didn't work out too well, did it?

Arbetor
Mar 28, 2010

Gonna play tasty.

Tiggum posted:

They are. For some reason, comic strip authors have some very incorrect beliefs about how income taxes work.

I assume that regular newspaper comics work very similarly to editorial cartoons, and the explanation for why every single editorial cartoonist spends a week in April complaining about taxes is because they are paid either as freelancers or with a bunch of small contracts with different companies, not hourly or salaried. This makes any kind of standard withholding scheme (which are designed with one or two sources of income) impossible and means that they have to reconcile the difference at tax time. Of course, both are also in the habit of banal observational humor, so taxes are the lowest of low hanging fruit, but their tax situation is usually pretty screwed up, and I'm guessing it can be easy to forget that they are in a unique situation and most people don't have to worry so much about managing multiple income sources.

Forum accident
Jun 15, 2006

All hail Thor...the THUNDER GOD!
Frank and Ernest


(6/20/1994)


(6/21/1994)


Ziggy


(11/20/1971)

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
Cul de Sac


FoxTrot Classix


Birds Aren't Affected By Capsaicin

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The bird understands English.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Birds cant taste heat dummy

(oh you stuck that in the title... good.)

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
That's, like, the whole reason plants evolved capsaicin in the first place. Then some weird hairless apes came along and went "heehoo mouth burns funny" and kept cramming the plants into their mouths even as their poo poo liquified and tears streamed down their faces.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Really loving the anger of a gentle man in today's Prince Valiant.

Mutts


Sally Forth


Skippy (March 18, 1936)


Peanuts (April 19, 1977)


Harry Dinkleshaft


Rip Haywire


Li'l Abner (May 4-6, 1936)


Thimble Theater (November 19, 1940)


Out Our Way (June 19-21, 1944)




Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer

Medenmath posted:

Vintage Valiant (Oct. 07, 1962)


okay i am 12 years old because an aroused priest usually means bad poo poo. but gently caress yeah, gently caress them up in the name of your god, monk!

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Malachite_Dragon posted:

That's, like, the whole reason plants evolved capsaicin in the first place. Then some weird hairless apes came along and went "heehoo mouth burns funny" and kept cramming the plants into their mouths even as their poo poo liquified and tears streamed down their faces.

The bird is just offended by the sins of Texas A&M

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Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Retail




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