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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Secret footage released of Trump dozing off during the trial!



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OpaqueEcho
Feb 8, 2003

oh no no bro oh no

Outpost22 posted:

When did Trump get into streaming?

some time before the piss tape

Meatball
Mar 2, 2003

That's a Spicy Meatball

Pillbug

Dementropy posted:

He's the one with wet pubes for hair who knows that Christmas is about family.



How many times do you think his wife has asked for the manager and / or has said, "Do you know who my husband is?"

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Outpost22 posted:

When did Trump get into streaming?

The Piss Tape Is Real.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

Outpost22 posted:

When did Trump get into streaming?
When he was on that bed in a Moscow hotel.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Dr Frankenstein upset with the monster they created



Also I find it fascinating that whenever Chaya posts about kids fighting it’s always videos of a POC beating up a white child and never a white child beating up a POC

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

This is a pretty hosed up thing to say, let alone from a sitting Senator

Ulf
Jul 15, 2001

FOUR COLORS
ONE LOVE
Nap Ghost
Posting to laff that $DJT is down double digits already today.

I thought after yesterday that the stock might firm up but I guess it’s harder to quiet the doubters and haters in your head when you’re holding a stock with zero fundamentals backing it.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Motion to vacate when

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



You Are A Werewolf posted:

Now you got me thinking of Count Orlok’s noises in this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iSolYGvLrE

EXACTLY like this, only more drawn out

“Eeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhh”

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

Ulf posted:

Posting to laff that $DJT is down double digits already today.

I thought after yesterday that the stock might firm up but I guess it’s harder to quiet the doubters and haters in your head when you’re holding a stock with zero fundamentals backing it.

what happens when a stock hits 0

Ulf
Jul 15, 2001

FOUR COLORS
ONE LOVE
Nap Ghost

Outpost22 posted:

When did Trump get into streaming?

Just wanted to say this was a good setup, I see you and appreciate you.

JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:

Ulf posted:

Posting to laff that $DJT is down double digits already today.

I thought after yesterday that the stock might firm up but I guess it’s harder to quiet the doubters and haters in your head when you’re holding a stock with zero fundamentals backing it.

isn't the fundamental that it's an easy way to funnel money to a very corrupt president (if he wins in 2024)

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Bottom Liner posted:

what happens when a stock hits 0

5000% match

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Bottom Liner posted:

what happens when a stock hits 0

When it gets low enough, it will be delisted from major exchanges and move to smaller market ones. These will have more trading fees and less volume. The company sometime not long after will either be acquired for next to nothing or file for chapter 7 protection to liquidate.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Bottom Liner posted:

what happens when a stock hits 0

its similar to a Delorian hitting 88 but with a worse smell than burnt rubber.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

staberind posted:

its similar to a Delorian hitting 88 but with a worse smell than burnt rubber.

Burnt toast, the fragrance of the maga movement

Ulf
Jul 15, 2001

FOUR COLORS
ONE LOVE
Nap Ghost

Bottom Liner posted:

what happens when a stock hits 0

Ok you’re going to love this: the company goes into bankruptcy and they add a “Q” to the end of the ticker :freep:

(I am not making that up btw)

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Thesaurus posted:

How long is this whole trial supposed to take anyway?

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



A law talkin' guy thinks Trump blew up his own defense this morning:



The gist is that by shouting his lies to reporters in the hallway, prosecutors can basically admit and then use that statement to demonstrate the crime while the defense is forced to try to show that it's accurate.

Not that I think this will have a significant effect on the trial or its outcome, and Trump's other public statements probably already opened him up to this kind of thing. It's just another examle of how Trump is always fuckingnup everything.

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

kazil posted:

This is a pretty hosed up thing to say, let alone from a sitting Senator


Well the GOP has actively pushed laws allowing you to murder pedestrian protestors, so nothing shocking.

Padical
Nov 29, 2004

Ulf posted:

they add a “Q” to the end of the ticker :freep:

And that is Trump's signal to buy! Hold the line pedes!

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1780263410867081379


I'm beginning to think that MTG might be really, really, really dumb

Accipiter
Jan 24, 2004

SINATRA.

kazil posted:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1780263410867081379


I'm beginning to think that MTG might be really, really, really dumb

Well "Laken" sounds like a foreigner name so obviously that's the bad person.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




an AOL chatroom posted:

"I did everything right and they indicted mi mi mi mi mi mi mi mi mi.... *gasping snore* mi mi mi mi mi mi mi mi mi mi mi"

I am very grateful that I was raised on the correct cartoons to hear this properly.

HJE-Cobra
Jul 15, 2007

Bear Witness

Hell Gem
If it's a LEGAL expense, that means that it CAN'T be ILLEGAL, right? Bing bong boom so simple

Edit: Many legal scholars are powerfully saying this

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Outpost22 posted:

When did Trump get into streaming?

When he made that tape with the sex workers in the Russian hotel

nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007

https://i.imgur.com/uy49wko.mp4

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

kazil posted:

This is a pretty hosed up thing to say, let alone from a sitting Senator


They cannot let more than a couple weeks pass without leaning back into their ”Let us kill you, or we will kill you” bit

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



MrMojok posted:

They cannot let more than a couple weeks pass without leaning back into their ”Let us kill you, or we will kill you” bit
I love it when my rightful overlords threaten my life

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Hemm yes but where is that motion to vacate

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?

weg posted:

Even if you're into firearms this kind of posturing is kinda unhinged.

I only see these kinds of pictures from Republican politicians. Sure, regular gun nuts will take pictures with their guns but it never has that uncanny valley AR-with-a-cardigan vibe that these pictures have

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Dismissed juror Kara McGee if you’re reading this I’m in love with you please send me a dm.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

kazil posted:

This is a pretty hosed up thing to say, let alone from a sitting Senator


It's Tom Cotton, he's in a battle with Ted Cruz for Worst Senator

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

kazil posted:

This is a pretty hosed up thing to say, let alone from a sitting Senator


Is this the dude that floated the bill to end all immigration legal or otherwise, or was that Trey Gowdy. I hate knowing about these pieces of dog poo poo

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

QuarkJets posted:

It's Tom Cotton, he's in a battle with Ted Cruz for Worst Senator

I can't believe you would say this when Tommy Tuberville exists

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



HappyHippo posted:

I only see these kinds of pictures from Republican politicians. Sure, regular gun nuts will take pictures with their guns but it never has that uncanny valley AR-with-a-cardigan vibe that these pictures have
It’s an assertion of their identity and power (to kill all you shitlib commies)

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Tom (not an Army Ranger) Cotton is encouraging his feral hogs to KEEEEELLLLL!

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cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



DJT -12.5%

Thats a lol

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