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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

This version of The Punisher seems oddly focused on punishing cars.

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Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Knormal posted:

This version of The Punisher seems oddly focused on punishing cars.

Finally, a punisher NYC can use, instead of another cop.

Larryb
Oct 5, 2010

Haifisch posted:

It was always the Owl, he's just oddly similar to Wolverine for some reason.

I believe the Owl predates Wolverine from a creation standpoint however

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

The notorious "Meh, I gave it a shot" assassin.

He's a ruthless killer, who will make one crude attempt at his target and then just kind of move on if it doesn't work out. Pragmatic, I guess.

Ikasuhito fucked around with this message at 09:10 on Apr 15, 2024

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
I need the Sunday strip so bad, why the gently caress is he wearing an apron with the text LE CHEF???




dear god







Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

drat, I thought that was supposed to be in the comics, but those panels are huge. They gave it the whole centerfold.

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

Ikasuhito posted:

drat, I thought that was supposed to be in the comics, but those panels are huge. They gave it the whole centerfold.

It's got to be big in case Spider-Man has the proportionate vision of a spider

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
I love that it appears to just be credited to JEREMY.

MonsterEnvy
Feb 4, 2012

Shocked I tell you

Ikasuhito posted:

The notorious "Meh, I gave it a shot" assassin.

He's a ruthless killer, who will make one crude attempt at his target and then just kind of move on if it doesn't work out. Pragmatic, I guess.

Well I don't think he has any reason to think he failed.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

MonsterEnvy posted:

Well I don't think he has any reason to think he failed.

But unless they fake Pete's death he's going to find out. I would assume he would want some confirmation before going off to shoot a cosmonaut for whatever reason.

Dudes just lazy is what I'm saying.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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MorningMoon posted:

I need the Sunday strip so bad, why the gently caress is he wearing an apron with the text LE CHEF???




dear god

... That's IT? Seriously? This is JJJ bringing spider man to his knees?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...





Just :lmao: at Pete absolutely losing his mind over the equivalent of a 20 year old shitpost meme

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
Now everyone will know that Peter Parker is Sam Smurdly!

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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... Did he knit the punisher a mitten, or web the punisher's (single) shot, or..

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




I have absolutely zero idea what the Punisher could possibly be holding in that final panel, other than maybe a webbed muzzle flash

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



A delicious drumstick manifested from the low polyverse?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
lol at the colorist loving up and coloring the webbing yellow, but also Punisher appearing to look into the barrel at the end there.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

All I can see is a web condom.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
I'm gonna go with chicken, too.




:spidey: I HATE THIS STRIP SO MUCH I'LL KILL THEM ALL FOR LAUGHING

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

MorningMoon posted:

I'm gonna go with chicken, too.




:spidey: I HATE THIS STRIP SO MUCH I'LL KILL THEM ALL FOR LAUGHING

I'LL SHOW THEM ALL WHAT A REAL NEPHEW CAN DO!

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

The amazing adventures of the spectacular Thin-Skinned Baby Man!

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Ikasuhito posted:

The amazing adventures of the spectacular Thin-Skinned Baby Man!

Wow, is he running for president? Or is he pretending we are going to Mars?

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Yessss, this is almost exactly what I wanted!


This IS exactly what I wanted!

Perfect Potato
Mar 4, 2009
Spiderman going to be after Jeremy harder than when he hunted down the Shocker

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Our hero assaulted a stranger for wanting to read a comic strip.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Murdstone posted:

Our hero assaulted a stranger for wanting to read a comic strip.

This is the second assault we've had so far. This is a surprisingly violent arc, given that it's about a dumb newspaper comic strip (within a dumb newspaper comic strip).

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
He was just really upset the Jets lost, ok?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

MorningMoon posted:

I'm gonna go with chicken, too.




:spidey: I HATE THIS STRIP SO MUCH I'LL KILL THEM ALL FOR LAUGHING

I love it when Peter gets really mad

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

What are the odds of this story arc ending with Spidery-Sam being replaced with this very strip and Peter becoming even more offended?

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Peter has the proportional empathy and humility of a spider

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy






Police are going to find a shot-up body webbed to the street light.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Murdstone posted:





Police are going to find a shot-up body webbed to the street light.

Genuinely wanted Peter to reply with "Nah, I'm good."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Spidey: ...why would I want to go see an owl? :spidey:

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Volmarias posted:

Genuinely wanted Peter to reply with "Nah, I'm good."

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:hmmyes:

Also, I will be very tickled if this arc takes approximately 15 minutes in real time from Spidey learning that The Owl exists to confronting him and taking him down. It's pretty stretched out for barely any time passing so far, I think they can pull it off!

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Thank you

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Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008


It's nice of the Punisher to switch from seriously trying to kill the guy to just firing a warning shot

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