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KurdtLives
Dec 22, 2004

Ladies and She-Hulks can't resist Murdock's Big Hallway Energy

Kibner posted:

He tried to use his powers as as deputized sherriff to frame someone he didn't like for child porn.
So I googled this because JESUS CHRIST WTF??? and all I found was that the Sheriff's depart had the wrong IP is there more to this because if so, again, WTF SHAQ???

Red Rox posted:

Eat poo poo monkeu yum yum
I live in terror that IF the Celtics win it all, any grudging respect they would win in this forum would be melted by Monkeu giving some typically unhinged 12 post 3 account rant about how ONLY THE WARRIORS COULD BEAT THE CELTICS IN THE FINALS!!! THUS THE CELTICS WINNING IS REALLY STEPH, KLAY, AND DRAYMOND THE CHEST CRUSHER WINNING.

WhyteRyce posted:

“Kid let me tell you. Get used to a life of disappointment. That’s all life is. One disappointment after another. How many rings do the warriors have? Who cares no one cares about the past. You have e 4 rings over there and the same number of rings the kings have over there. Zero. You’re no better than us. What about Steph? He’s night night. Klay? Are are you serious. Guy is done. Draymond? Are you serious be serious get out of here with that garbage. Cp3? Seriously? The insurance guy? He’s done. Insurance sucks. Except renters insurance. If you get an apartment make sure you get renters insurance “
Amongst the mild and harmless taunting of a child, you dropped true knowledge because only fools don't get renters' insurance. Character Built, well done.

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GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Mean Baby
May 28, 2005

Nick Wright is on Twitter live roasting Warrior fans with Facts and Logic

https://x.com/den_shorts/status/1780461999077376157

https://x.com/gifdsports/status/1780465787708313787

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

This hurts me on several levels

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

This second one is truth every fanbase needs.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/sreekyshooter/status/1780454884946362450

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

send him to the gatorade league

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet
Night night, warriors.

Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring
Last time I tried to change my avatar the transaction got flagged by my bank. Keep shooting, Klay, you’ll eventually make one. Next season. For another team.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

im hearing reports that klay bet the under?

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet
4 rings btw

Super Jay Mann
Nov 6, 2008

The entire Warriors dynasty came and went and Lebron is still going strong.

big boi
Jun 11, 2007

temple posted:

4 rings btw

It begins. Lmao

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

Rick posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4058713

Gone Fishin' thread is up. It usually starts out pretty slow so don't feel the need to pity post there, I just remembered to do it on time for once.

A preview of my pels post for Friday evening:

Second best Pels regular season in franchise history will end with missing the playoffs. I guess we at least learned that Zion’s game does translate, he and Ingram don’t work together (ego issues not fit/skill issues), and the coaching staff wants a defensively smart, mobile center.

Trey is still borderline worth a rookie max, but probably not as he hasn’t shown as much on-ball skills or versatile shooting skills as I would have liked.

Jonas and Naji are likely both gone this offseason as they are free agents.

Jose, Herb, and Dyson still owns. Dyson should take on a Draymond type position next season (defensive quarterbacking pf that can play spot c minutes and a connector/decision maker on offense).

Maybe Hawk gets good enough at defense next season to deserve minutes. His rebounding impressed me.

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

KurdtLives posted:

So I googled this because JESUS CHRIST WTF??? and all I found was that the Sheriff's depart had the wrong IP is there more to this because if so, again, WTF SHAQ???

I live in terror that IF the Celtics win it all, any grudging respect they would win in this forum would be melted by Monkeu giving some typically unhinged 12 post 3 account rant about how ONLY THE WARRIORS COULD BEAT THE CELTICS IN THE FINALS!!! THUS THE CELTICS WINNING IS REALLY STEPH, KLAY, AND DRAYMOND THE CHEST CRUSHER WINNING.

Amongst the mild and harmless taunting of a child, you dropped true knowledge because only fools don't get renters' insurance. Character Built, well done.

Allegedly but don’t think it was ever proven.

https://www.sbnation.com/2010/9/15/1690328/shaq-o-neal-lawsuit-framing-employee-computer-lake

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet

https://twitter.com/i/trending/1780463179388117057

temple fucked around with this message at 13:47 on Apr 17, 2024

pyrotek
May 21, 2004




If the windows were hit, he must have been aiming for the doors

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

Super Jay Mann posted:

The entire Warriors dynasty came and went and Lebron is still going strong.

what is the ultimate weapon to destroy your competition? It's time.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
Lol

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
Every r/nba poster slowly takes off their klay jersey to reveal an all black Kobe jersey underneath. Today….is a terrible day…..

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


the 2020s in a nutshell

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

Does anyone here have a WNBA fantasy league they need more players for? Or would anyone be interested in starting one?

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


I hope the horrible Chicago Bulls who should be destroyed and forcefully taken from the Reinsdorfs, win their Play-In Game

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

tadashi posted:

Does anyone here have a WNBA fantasy league they need more players for? Or would anyone be interested in starting one?

I'd be in

Chronicles
Oct 24, 2013

I'd be interested in playing

Arpanets
Feb 27, 2012

tadashi posted:

Does anyone here have a WNBA fantasy league they need more players for? Or would anyone be interested in starting one?

Would definitely be down. I don’t seem to be able to create one in Yahoo yet, although I thought they were adding this as an option.

Mean Baby
May 28, 2005

The Nets only took 9 charges this year.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

aBagorn posted:

what is the ultimate weapon to destroy your competition? It's time.

I don't remember that line in Gollum's riddle

Papes
Apr 13, 2010

There's always something at the bottom of the bag.

Mean Baby posted:

The Nets only took 9 charges this year.

Well yeah the net is in the restricted area

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe

Super Jay Mann posted:

The entire Warriors dynasty came and went and Lebron is still going strong.

Lebron’s longevity while still playing top-tier basketball is both incredible and unprecedented. I’ve been cursed to root against him for like half his career, but it’s hard not to give props to the greatest to ever do it.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

rjmccall posted:

Lebron’s longevity while still playing top-tier basketball is both incredible and unprecedented. I’ve been cursed to root against him for like half his career, but it’s hard not to give props to the greatest to ever do it.

true, you do have to hand it to mj

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Did Kerr really only play Moody 15 minutes so washed Klay could keep throwing up bricks?

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

rjmccall posted:

Lebron’s longevity while still playing top-tier basketball is both incredible and unprecedented. I’ve been cursed to root against him for like half his career, but it’s hard not to give props to the greatest to ever do it.

Not unprecedented, Karl Malone averaged 20pts/8reb/5ast in his age 39 season, and funny enough Lebron has basically the exact same physique as him.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
This is the first time since 2010 Chris Paul hasn't been in the playoffs. Even LeBron has missed more than that (though not by much). Still insane consistency by both of them, even though Chris is obviously aging more at this point.

That's loving wild. I honestly think Chris might call it a career but my best guess is he goes for one more year somewhere so he can say he played an even 20. Don't really know who'd bring him on, but as long as it was a smaller contract, I don't really see how there's not a single team who wouldn't want him in a role some type of way. People are loving to meme about how washed he is but as a primarily bench piece he was actually probably the second most consistently positive veteran contributor on the Dubs this year.

I'll see what happens I guess. Go Nugs and Thunder, IMHO. Love Jokic and SGA. :) Kings and Pels are cool too though.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1780631209930068358

nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice
Literally sitting on a white sand tropical beach right now eating nachos, watching highlights of the Kings beating the warriors, and poo poo posting, this is honestly nirvana I'm so happy

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
He'd be great on a small contract off the bench.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
Jontay hosed up bad

https://x.com/ShamsCharania/status/1780631825322574125

edit: although I guess depending on the legality he might have cleared more than he ever would in his NBA career

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
I'm happy gambling is good and fun again

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

WhyteRyce posted:

Did Kerr really only play Moody 15 minutes so washed Klay could keep throwing up bricks?

Yes and the number of times poo poo like that happened can literally directly be blamed for the Warriors' season being over.

It was primarily 4 things:

1. Kerr's rotations being utter rear end.
2. Draymond getting suspended for so many games given the tightness of the standings.
3. Goddamn turnovers.
4. A complete and total lack of grasp of time and score on a regular basis, especially by Steph and Klay (and Kerr tbf). There were many many times this season the Dubs were up double digits, even in the fourth, and terrible shot selection and the aforementioned TOs playing right into the hands of the other team.

The fact that the Warriors played more clutch games than any other team this year illustrates more than one of these things.

Also holy poo poo Jontay is a loving moron.

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