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weg, Toxic Mental)
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Lol how blind and/or demented is he to transmogrify Kimmel and Pacino? (I know, the answer is "yes" )
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 13:43 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 00:10 |
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morningdrew posted:oh my god he admit it My god, how deep does this rabbit-hole go?!
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 13:45 |
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kazil posted:lol he's just so angry this morning You have unlimited for cause strikes, and 10 preemptory voir dire removals. So identifying that a prospective juror is a former associate or victim of trump would not count against the 10. Barrel Cactaur fucked around with this message at 13:51 on Apr 17, 2024 |
# ? Apr 17, 2024 13:46 |
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He wants unlimited voir dire strikes so he can just strike everyone forever and hold the trial up until the election is over
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 13:46 |
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Toxic Mental posted:He wants unlimited strikes so he can just strike everyone forever and hold the trial up until the election is over Though it would be really, really funny if they just had an endless line of New Yorkers reading out their social media posts making GBS threads on Trump, to his face, before being dismissed.
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 13:48 |
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The only worthwhile thing I can remember coming out of the Apprentice is a compilation of Gilbert Gottfried's scenes from one of the celebrity seasons where he clearly doesn't give a poo poo and is just loving with everyone.
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 13:48 |
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kazil posted:lol he's just so angry this morning Post ITT everytime you LOL at the First Worst president
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 13:51 |
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cr0y posted:Imagine being this hung up on another person. Like literally any other person in the entire world. the real in state guy????
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 13:52 |
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A Fancy Hat posted:Trump absolutely got brain damage back when he caught covid and has been on a massive downhill slide cognitively ever since. I kind of wonder if maybe he didn't make a full recovery and still has some issues getting enough oxygen. Long term that can cause brain damage. Anyway, holy poo poo these numbers: https://twitter.com/0henrydavid/status/1780231855343591500
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 13:54 |
Lazyfire posted:I kind of wonder if maybe he didn't make a full recovery and still has some issues getting enough oxygen. Long term that can cause brain damage. These numbers are brutal
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 13:56 |
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Toxic Mental posted:He wants unlimited voir dire strikes so he can just strike everyone forever and hold the trial up until the election is over If he wants to be obligated to turn up every day and have anti-trump memes read to him forever then that's fine too.
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 13:58 |
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Lazyfire posted:I kind of wonder if maybe he didn't make a full recovery and still has some issues getting enough oxygen. Long term that can cause brain damage. some of them might get boosts but its clear the money is either going to trump OR getting grabbed by various grifters on the way up.
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 13:59 |
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Lazyfire posted:I kind of wonder if maybe he didn't make a full recovery and still has some issues getting enough oxygen. Long term that can cause brain damage. also lol they got this out fast
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 14:00 |
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Turd Dispersal Syndrome
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 14:02 |
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this is from a bit ago but I just want to say this needs to be an emote
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 14:02 |
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Aka explosive diarrhea
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 14:02 |
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A Fancy Hat posted:Trump absolutely got brain damage back when he caught covid and has been on a massive downhill slide cognitively ever since. i dont think its that, least fully. i think a bunch of it is legit him comming apart from the last 5 years or so of stress and brain gently caress ups. i think if any of us were looking down the barrel of like 92 felonies, our brains wouldnt handle it. trumps always been a sensitive boy.
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 14:08 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:Silly,unrelated Trump based question: Watched it? I have the first season on DVD! It has a voice chip that says, "You're fired!" when you open the cover! I like reality competition shows. Give me teams of people trying to figure out how to do unreasonable tasks and I'm happy. The Apprentice was a big hit, but at the time I worked nights so I never caught any TV live. My solution in those days before streaming was really an option was to buy DVDs of anything I was interested in. So that's why I picked it up. As for how Donnie was in the show... well, he was a competent but not outstanding performer. He'd get pulled up in a production rented limo or helicopter at the beginning of the episode to tell the contestants what they had to do. Then sometime in the middle of the episode he'd have a business advice segment and these were laughably stupid. Finally at the end of the episode he'd be the "tough guy" judge the contestants and getting rid of one of them. Thing about "reality" shows like this is that they're heavily scripted to the point that it's probably a violation of the game show laws. So his tough guy act was all written for him by the show and he delivered those lines as well as can be expected. It was always obvious to me that the whole thing was just puffing him up since Trump was the only "rich" person they could get to be on the show. Which isn't a big deal when it's just some shithead on tv, but is a problem when it's the president. One fun(?) thing about that season is a lot of the failed Trump brands that we joke about showed up. Trump steaks, water, that kind of poo poo.
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 14:10 |
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kazil posted:
Man I am glad to see the Biden camp finally getting serious about using social media to their advantage. Still not as savvy as they could be but it's a faaaaar cry better than those stilted videos of Hillary "just chillin in Cedar Rapids".
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 14:21 |
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kazil posted:lol he's just so angry this morning Weird. I wonder if something said in court yesterday might have set him off. And if they can keep doing it for weeks. Forget jail, Trump is about to lose all of his buildings and has to be told what a shithead he is over and over again by normal people. This is about as bad as punishments can get for him.
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 14:22 |
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Markets are about to open. I predict a bigger exodus today.... Seven cents down by close. https://www.google.com/finance/quote/DJT:NASDAQ
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 14:24 |
Under $20 before 10am? Please, please please.
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 14:28 |
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I hope donald remembered to remove the razor blades he hid in his FUPA yesterday
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 14:28 |
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Cable Guy posted:Markets are about to open. I predict a bigger exodus today.... Seven cents down by close. Lol it's spiked to +$1.50 in pre-market, I'm sure it's going to the moon today!
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 14:28 |
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Cable Guy posted:Markets are about to open. I predict a bigger exodus today.... Seven cents down by close. premarket is getting pumped lmao go go go buy buy buy buy buy now uh SELL SELL SELL loving GET RID OF IT ALL LMAOOOOOOO
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 14:29 |
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now watch this dive
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 14:31 |
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kazil posted:Lol it's spiked to +$1.50 in pre-market, I'm sure it's going to the moon today! SEC
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 14:31 |
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lol
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 14:32 |
kazil posted:Lol it's spiked to +$1.50 in pre-market, I'm sure it's going to the moon today! It's already down $1 from it's initial $1.5 bump at open.
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 14:33 |
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e: no picture. Kazil beat me ^^ I regret to inform the audience that today's STONK rally has rolled over, farted, and died.
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 14:33 |
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DJT is desperately trying to trend positive to the positive
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 14:33 |
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kazil posted:
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 14:33 |
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just imagine how excited the rubes were this morning when it was shooting up. $DJT has paid out billions in lols.
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 14:35 |
I don't understand how premarket works. Do certain people/companies get to trade before everyone else? Are these people buying and won't get them until 930? Because if its the later than lol.
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 14:35 |
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pro starcraft loser posted:I don't understand how premarket works. Do certain people/companies get to trade before everyone else? Are these people buying and won't get them until 930? Because if its the later than lol. Usually it's more sophisticated investors, but there's no reason that you can't personally. There is a lot less volume pre and after market hours because you can't just place a market order, but it is not inaccessible. The lower volume means it's easier to pump up right before open and then dump your shares onto the market.
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 14:39 |
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weg posted:Man I am glad to see the Biden camp finally getting serious about using social media to their advantage. Still not as savvy as they could be but it's a faaaaar cry better than those stilted videos of Hillary "just chillin in Cedar Rapids". They hired Fetterman's guy to run the digital side of the campaign, and if you recall the Fetterman's campaign social media work was just constantly trolling Oz in hilarious fashion. I tend to think that the Democrats learned from having to deal with a social media obsessed opponent who posts more words than he speaks in a day is that they absolutely can't afford to keep loving around with social media stuff like Clinton did. The "Happy Birthday to This Future President" post should be printed out with the words "ABSOLUTELY DO NOT DO THIS" over it and framed in every campaign manager's office across the country. They're also helped by the fact that despite like all of the Republican caucus are aspiring to be the poster-of-the-day, with the best of them coming off as stupid and the worst are just cringy conspiracy theorists. Like, you could grab any Mike Lee post from either of his twitter accounts and it'll be one of the best examples of secondhand embarrassment you'll ever see. Their abject stupidity and refusal to hire actual social media managers mean that even when they want to troll someone they just can't pull it off and just end up looking angry and dumb.
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 14:39 |
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Lazyfire posted:I kind of wonder if maybe he didn't make a full recovery and still has some issues getting enough oxygen. Long term that can cause brain damage. Peep the numbers
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 14:42 |
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 14:44 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 00:10 |
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"trump is not locked in there with them, they're locked in there with trump!" pedes still constantly quoting writers who despise fascists i see also what is he going to do, drool on them Fishmasher fucked around with this message at 14:50 on Apr 17, 2024 |
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