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Push El Burrito posted:There is no amount of children or cats I wouldn't kill for a nice tall cool glass of premium breast milk. And this is why you can't work at Blizzard Entertainment anymore.
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Oh I see the confusion. It's cyrillic cryptography. That's why it's so stupid.
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Karate Bastard posted:Oh I see the confusion. It's cyrillic cryptography. That's why it's so stupid. cyrillography.
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Looks like Trump's signature Hmm
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Takes No Damage posted:Get rekt nerds Sometimes you just need to scribble a lot to get a pen working.
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The Lone Badger posted:Sometimes you just need to scribble a lot to get a pen working. I thought the Russians used a pencil?
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Szechuan posted:I thought the Russians used a pencil? Yes. https://airandspace.si.edu/stories/editorial/saga-writing-space Everyone did, but America made it with more freedom  quote:NASA paid $4,382.50 for 34 mechanical pencils from Tycam Engineering Manufacturing in Houston, or $128.89 per pencil.
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don Jaime posted:There's a very wide gulf between "My cat wants me to share food but won't actually eat it if offered," and "...but will also attack my new child on top of that and must be locked in another room to prevent that." That is officially a bad cat and it goes to the shelter. And it doesn't need to be a nice no-kill shelter, either. Cat came first and thus has seniority so if anything the kid should be sent to the shelter.
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don Jaime posted:There's a very wide gulf between "My cat wants me to share food but won't actually eat it if offered," and "...but will also attack my new child on top of that and must be locked in another room to prevent that." That is officially a bad cat and it goes to the shelter. And it doesn't need to be a nice no-kill shelter, either. Didn't know Chris Pratt posted here
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Butterfly Valley posted:Didn't know Chris Pratt posted here lmao goddamn quote:As per the Gawker article, Pratt tried to give away Mrs. White, the 15-year-old cat that he and then-wife Anna Faris shared, on Penny Saver and on Twitter. "Anyone in the LA area want a cat?" Pratt wrote in a since-deleted tweet, via People. "Full disclosure, she's old and prone to accidents. So sweet though." what a choice for the voice of Garfield
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Haha holy poo poo, how is he such an rear end in a top hat
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davidspackage posted:Haha holy poo poo, how is he such an rear end in a top hat because he’s a weird rear end fundie, op
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Rehoming a pet that might be difficult or hazardous around newborn children seems fairly reasonable
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I have multiple ten to fifteen year old cats and their reactions to my 3 year old niece range from indifference to "oh right you're the one who drops food regularly, I'mma follow you around". If the cat is acting hazardous, it's probably because Pratt is being a dick to it and it's reacting to him.
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It's not even that it was acting badly it was literally just old and a bit incontinent. I can't even begin to imagine how soulless you'd have to be to entertain abandoning a cat you've had in your family for its entire existence just because you're not willing to deal with their end of life decline in a respectful way.
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Butterfly Valley posted:It's not even that it was acting badly it was literally just old and a bit incontinent. I can't even begin to imagine how soulless you'd have to be to entertain abandoning a cat you've had in your family for its entire existence just because you're not willing to deal with their end of life decline in a respectful way. NoiseAnnoys posted:because he’s a weird rear end fundie, op
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Rehoming a pet that might be difficult or hazardous around newborn children seems fairly reasonable There's a difference. The difference is between a hunting dog (or dissocialized large dog) that keeps looking at small humans the way polar bears look at seals, and a grumpy pensioner dog or house cat being a cat. It appears to me most of us reacting are really arguing how bad people can't be allowed to care for any pet in the first place only not saying the words out loud. It's not really the rejected animal who needs to be someone else's problem, more the rejecting human who needs a therapist to teach them to be kind. Also that you can't buy love or a pet but you can pay a finders fee for a loveable friend and you need to act like it
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Rehoming a pet that might be difficult or hazardous around newborn children seems fairly reasonable Yeah but the responsible way to do that is not offer it to literally any stranger on the Internet for free. That's how you end up getting your cat killed by freaks
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If the animal is leaving feces around and can't control it, even if it is very sweet that is a health hazard to a baby. Didn't get me wrong, Pratt absolutely is a poo poo to animals. He has abandoned dogs when he moved before. Just left them in the street.
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Butterfly Valley posted:It's not even that it was acting badly That cat was an excellent actor, it had a co-starring role in Stuart Little before Pratt's wife Anna Faris adopted it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdOgihoZjZY John Wick of Dogs posted:Didn't get me wrong, Pratt absolutely is a poo poo to animals. He has abandoned dogs when he moved before. Just left them in the street. https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/why-anna-faris-former-dog-was-once-found-homeless-on-the-street.html/
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Pickled Tink posted:Cats have a remarkable ability to be endearing even when engaging in acts of calculated bastardry. This indeed the entirety of how they moved past “tool that lives outside to eat mice in the granaries” to “housepet afforded child-like status”
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The humane choice for an elderly incontinent blind cat who is not meshing well with the family anymore: take it yourself to the vet and have it put to sleep with you giving it snuggles. Don’t loving rehome it at that age, that’s cruel
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Rehoming a pet that might be difficult or hazardous around newborn children seems fairly reasonable Well since my post brought out the future cspam permabanned cat hater earlier, I'll say the cat they had was 10 and it wasn't a known reaction to the baby. It took about 3 weeks for them to train the cat to stop doing it and kid is now 5 and drags the cat around everywhere because they're best friends. Hell we have one of our dogs because the original owner was shocked and appalled that an 8 month old, 70lb dog might knock their toddler over.
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When I was born my mom was told very seriously by multiple people that she had to get rid of her cat because it would steal the baby's breath. At least last century they had the good sense to hide lovely anti-cat feelings behind superstition.
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Tristesse posted:When I was born my mom was told very seriously by multiple people that she had to get rid of her cat because it would steal the baby's breath. At least last century they had the good sense to hide lovely anti-cat feelings behind superstition. You can train them to only steal little a breath. as a treat
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I believe the hierarchy of Chrises is still: Evans Hemsworth/Pine Pratt That list is not necessarily linear.
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dialhforhero posted:I believe the hierarchy of Chrises is still:
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To our 55lb black lab, our newborn was just something interesting to sniff. When our kid started eating in a high chair, he was the magic good food source, and the 55lbs went to 60lbs. Now that our kid is 5, he's the one with the energy to sprint across the yard and throw a tennis ball for hours on end, so the lab is 55lbs again
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Andos El Pantos posted:To our 55lb black lab, our newborn was just something interesting to sniff. When our kid started eating in a high chair, he was the magic good food source, and the 55lbs went to 60lbs. Your dog ate 5 lbs of your child?!? 
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Tragic but we made it through. Still not enough to make us rehome the dog
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No it's true, cats loving love stealing baby breath. As long as your cat can't open doors you should be fine
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"We don't want an animal that shits uncontrollably all over the house so we're having a child." Good plan.
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Buttchocks posted:"We don't want an animal that shits uncontrollably all over the house so we're having a child." I wonder what they did to the baby when they found out about that little detail? Probably Craigslist or something.
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guy who abandons pets to protect HIS FAMILY abandoned his family to marry a Kennedy, who he then publicly thanked for finally giving him a healthy child
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Takes No Damage posted:Get rekt nerds Oh hey! I think I saw these guys in ‘97 with Dethroned and Cradle of Filth.
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God Hole posted:guy who abandons pets to protect HIS FAMILY abandoned his family to marry a Kennedy, who he then publicly thanked for finally giving him a healthy child Jesus christ
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