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Heath posted:They sent you to the fuckin hospital OR for a mole removal? There were no skin clinics that could do it in the office? The UK - nope. We're currently leaving our elderly sick people in corridors to die and when they're full we leave them in the ambulance. This has ramifications that we are in no way able to deal to deal with. It's hilarious, unless it's happening to you and yours, in which case - oops.
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Field Mousepad posted:I get naked at the doctor's whether they want me to or not Ditto. Makes for awkward video televisits.
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“Attention, cock-crammers” is how I start all my Teams meetings.
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And I end mine with “stay fresh, cheesebags”
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Had a patient strip naked in the room and when a doctor walked in the patient was grinning ear to ear and said “I’m going to kill myself and everyone around me”
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Gimme a pack of sugar free Haribos with a tall boy and my poppers. I got some cleaning to do
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freeedr posted:Had a patient strip naked in the room and when a doctor walked in the patient was grinning ear to ear and said “I’m going to kill myself and everyone around me” i, too, have a body to die for
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Heath posted:Gimme a pack of sugar free Haribos with a tall boy and my poppers. I got some cleaning to do Sadly the sugar free Haribos in stores now won't do the job. They replaced the sweetener with a less interesting one. If you want a deep clean your options are the stuff they give people before a colonoscopy, or novo virus.
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freeedr posted:Had a patient strip naked in the room and when a doctor walked in the patient was grinning ear to ear and said “I’m going to kill myself and everyone around me” How dare you doxx me like this
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freeedr posted:Had a patient strip naked in the room and when a doctor walked in the patient was grinning ear to ear and said “I’m going to kill myself and everyone around me” What a strange day at the dentist
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vdarknight posted:This thread is becoming my medical history 'cos guess what? I've got a mole story. Well of course, how could they remove the Mole if your pants are on?
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vdarknight posted:This thread is becoming my medical history 'cos guess what? I've got a mole story. Did they make the other patients shower and do an underwater weight test?
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Don't you dare Captain Toasted
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*puts hair up in a ponytail but doesn't, sisterishly*
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Facebook Aunt posted:Sadly the sugar free Haribos in stores now won't do the job. They replaced the sweetener with a less interesting one. Three OTC Alli followed by a KFC 3-piece will clean you right out
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Kit Walker posted:Mole removal costs way more than a tattoo Needle nose pliers and a red-hot pair of scissors and away goes the skin tag.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Needle nose pliers and a red-hot pair of scissors and away goes the skin tag. When they are that big you can use ligature. Wrap a string around it real tight. Within a week it will shrivel up and fall off (like an umbilical cord). No blood, no scar, hardly any pain.
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I had a skin tag on the very tip of my nipple in middle school and because I'm an idiot and was then very self conscious about my body I cut it off with scissors. Regular dull not-hot scissors. A shocking amount of blood ensued
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Soul Dentist posted:I had a skin tag on the very tip of my nipple in middle school and because I'm an idiot and was then very self conscious about my body I cut it off with scissors. Regular dull not-hot scissors. A shocking amount of blood ensued Imagine if you'd died from that. LOL. LMAO.
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Soul Dentist posted:I had a skin tag on the very tip of my nipple in middle school and because I'm an idiot and was then very self conscious about my body I cut it off with scissors. Regular dull not-hot scissors. A shocking amount of blood ensued lol I did the same thing with one on my armpit. hurt like hell and bled way more than I expected
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I asked a doctor about one and he surprise ripped it off of me then gave me a bandaid Was pretty shocking but hey it's gone now
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I had a friend try and pierce his nipple with safety pins a few times. He'd heat one up over the stove, number the spot with an ice cube, then piece away. He'd also have to take it out a few days later after it inevitably got infected. I think he tried it 2-3 times per nipple.
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I know a guy who broke a tooth and had the nerve sticking out enough so that it was extremely painful to even breathe, so he decided to cut it with a pair of scissors.
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nice did that feel nice for him to cut his nerve with scissors like that scene in the movie where the guy got stuck in the crevice??
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Bookish posted:I know a guy who broke a tooth and had the nerve sticking out enough so that it was extremely painful to even breathe, so he decided to cut it with a pair of scissors. https://i.imgur.com/WFgo2kU.gifv
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Bookish posted:I know a guy who broke a tooth and had the nerve sticking out enough so that it was extremely painful to even breathe, so he decided to cut it with a pair of scissors. Is your friend's name Ren Höek
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Oh yeah, when my tooth shattered and I didn't have insurance, I had to go around with it in my face for a while. The nerve thing in the middle was dangling but nothing about it hurt, surprisingly. I got insurance maybe a year later and finally got it removed. Can't afford to fill the hole but hey, now I have cadaver bone in my jaw.
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Lazy_Liberal posted:nice did that feel nice for him to cut his nerve with scissors like that scene in the movie where the guy got stuck in the crevice?? In his defense, it was years ago and we were all super poor at the time.
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Scathach posted:Oh yeah, when my tooth shattered and I didn't have insurance, I had to go around with it in my face for a while. The nerve thing in the middle was dangling but nothing about it hurt, surprisingly. I got insurance maybe a year later and finally got it removed. Can't afford to fill the hole but hey, now I have cadaver bone in my jaw. Oh nice I’m like the lord of the feudal land you’re a peasant on because you have scavenged dead guy in your jaw and I have gleaming, beautiful titanium
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I also have scavengered dead guy in my jaw (and a titanium shoulder, but that’s whole different story). For some reason, the dentist gave me a little envelope of the leftover cadaver bone, in case I wanted to, I don’t know, clone the guy or something?
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dinahmoe posted:I also have scavengered dead guy in my jaw (and a titanium shoulder, but that’s whole different story). For some reason, the dentist gave me a little envelope of the leftover cadaver bone, in case I wanted to, I don’t know, clone the guy or something? You fuckin paid for it, you get to keep it
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dinahmoe posted:I also have scavengered dead guy in my jaw (and a titanium shoulder, but that’s whole different story). For some reason, the dentist gave me a little envelope of the leftover cadaver bone, in case I wanted to, I don’t know, clone the guy or something? There for black magic, duh. All you need is a good carving knife and you can carve them into your own tiny skeleton army!
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Data Graham posted:And I end mine with “stay fresh, cheesebags” You must complete the trifecta by referring to to someone as "fuckalupagus" during the meeting. Yes, like the Sesame Street character. Preferably in the form of "listen up, fuckalupagus". Do all three and a Project Management doctorate from DeVry University will arrive in your mail the following full moon. E: oh gently caress the thread has moved on. Uhhh, two of my crowns came out (fully popped off on a road trip to Austin, TX, probably a sign), and by the time I got back the teeth had degraded enough that they couldn't/wouldn't (lovely dentist) fix them even though I kept the crowns, so I have some popped open fully dead teeth. Cool guy poo poo. A later dentist filled in the gaps with a bit of tooth cement (maybe he wasn't a dentist I dunno but he put it on my care credit card i dunno) so I have some weird jagged edges in my mouth I occasionally get cut by and file down with a metal file. But nothing gets stuck in them anymore so, uhhh. American healthcare is pretty hosed up, you guys. Shit Fuckasaurus has a new favorite as of 04:10 on Apr 18, 2024 |
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dinahmoe posted:I also have scavengered dead guy in my jaw (and a titanium shoulder, but that’s whole different story). For some reason, the dentist gave me a little envelope of the leftover cadaver bone, in case I wanted to, I don’t know, clone the guy or something? carve a guitar nut out of him/her
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I know a guy named Nicholas who was enamored of shirtless dirt biking, until he fell off one day, and now he is known as Nippleless. (i've never been badly injured because i'm a turbo coward)
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