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Knormal posted:r/relationships: celery up rear end, etc 99% sure we've already had this as a title. But it's real good.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 11:34 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2024 11:38 |
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quote:AITAH for telling a friend his beauty standards for a partner are unachievable for him? I want a 100/10 super-hottie! What do you mean, "what would I bring?"
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 11:44 |
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AITA for leaving my boyfriend at the airport after he “pranked” the TSA with a dildo?quote:Hey everyone, I (20F) really need some outside perspective on whether I was too harsh on my boyfriend (29M) because of a recent incident. My boyfriend loves practical jokes, and while some are genuinely funny, others can be a bit much. For example, he once switched all my skincare products with mayonnaise and another time, he filled my car with balloons. It's usually all in good fun, but sometimes it goes a bit too far.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 12:00 |
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The Alchemist posted:
OTOH she's an adult picky eater, which, eww. Also dad is an rear end in a top hat for enabling this poo poo. ESH.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 12:01 |
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artsy fartsy posted:AITA for leaving my boyfriend at the airport after he “pranked” the TSA with a dildo?
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 12:03 |
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Butter Activities posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAwyWkksXuo ngl now I actually wanna try it just to see what it's like, but I'm really not sure my relationship is strong enough to survive this
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 12:06 |
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That's why it's known as the Conquering Worm
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 12:08 |
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artsy fartsy posted:AITA for leaving my boyfriend at the airport after he “pranked” the TSA with a dildo? The boyfriend was annoyed. What a bummer. Only an rear end in a top hat would annoy other people on purpose, for their own amusement for example.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 12:08 |
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artsy fartsy posted:AITA for leaving my boyfriend at the airport after he “pranked” the TSA with a dildo? Oh wow, what's it like being so white that you completely lack fear for American law enforcement?
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 12:16 |
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The Alchemist posted:And lastly, and worst of all, he has never actually been allergic to dogs and just doesn't like them.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 12:17 |
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wheatpuppy posted:First date was interesting to say the least The most surprising thing about this is the wolf/wolfdog growling at a stranger. There's a strong instinct to avoid new things/people that the vast, vast majority of wolfdogs inherit. Dogs guard, wolves hit da bricks. Even with years of socializing, a new person approaching the house usually meant mine would be peeking around corners from a safe distance like the stranger had a personal 20 foot force-field.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 12:24 |
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artsy fartsy posted:AITA for leaving my boyfriend at the airport after he “pranked” the TSA with a dildo? I’m guessing this is age-gap rage bait, because people have faced criminal charges for lesser “jokes” when dealing with security.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 12:25 |
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The Alchemist posted:
poo poo, this reminds me of a multi-page argument/derail me and multiple other people had with a dumbass in the Trump thread, of all places. They were like "why are pharmacists still a thing when doctors already know about drugs, you can find info on the internet, and CVS/Walgreens/whatever already have self-checkout???" And the rest of us were like "WTF, do you think a pharmacist is just the cashier at the pharmacy, and not a licensed professional who goes to school for just as long as medical doctors lol?" And they just kept doubling down on how doctors are already trained on pharmacology and pharmacists are totally unnecessary lmao.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 12:39 |
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AITA for kicking my mom out of my house because of how she reacted to her partner not liking my wife's chili?quote:My mom and I have just come off of a 3 year estrangement. Her and my wife hated each other from day one, just really clashed and my mom was going through some stuff in her personal life and acting out. We mutually agreed it wasn't fixable and we should go our separate ways.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 12:40 |
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The Alchemist posted:AITA for kicking my mom out of my house because of how she reacted to her partner not liking my wife's chili? lol a classic
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 12:54 |
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DoubleNegative posted:AITA for refusing to stop driving and sell my car despite my boyfriend asking me to do so? I always had respect for my ex-wife’s grandfather who, after confusing the gas with the brake and giving the Dunkin Donuts a brand new drive-thru, voluntarily gave up his keys and license without question.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 12:56 |
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The Alchemist posted:AITA for kicking my mom out of my house because of how she reacted to her partner not liking my wife's chili? Sounds kinda like Cincinnati chili, which people who make it should be aware how divisive it is... and serve it anyway. With an increasingly menacing smile as you make your guests slurp down their five way.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 13:00 |
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Okay, I thought “Cincinnati chili” was an entirely different thing.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 13:07 |
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Anyone who doesn't like skyline chili deserves to be ed in all honesty - it's the only good thing Ohio has ever done.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 13:30 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Okay, I thought “Cincinnati chili” was an entirely different thing. Easy to confuse with the Cleveland Steamer
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 13:32 |
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The Alchemist posted:AITA for kicking my mom out of my house because of how she reacted to her partner not liking my wife's chili? My favorite part of all of this is how in the comments they say how they themselves can't eat an entire bowlful and it took a while to build up a tolerance for more than a single spoonful. The whole thing seems really intentional.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 13:41 |
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PancakeTransmission posted:Easy to confuse with the Cleveland Steamer especially tastewise
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 13:41 |
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Mudlark posted:Anyone who doesn't like skyline chili deserves to be ed in all honesty - it's the only good thing Ohio has ever done. So nothing good from Ohio then.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 13:58 |
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wheatpuppy posted:First date was interesting to say the least Love how well-behaved the wolves seemed NGL I'd be intimidated too, considering how massive they are compared to domestic dogs The Alchemist posted:AITA for being mad my bf won't make noodles the way I like They both suck - her for the picky eating/wasting food & him for cheating/lying/disliking dogs
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 14:01 |
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In Cincinnati chili cinnamon is a typical ingredient along with some kind of sweetener (1tbsp per batch kind of ratio), but chocolate/cocoa is a red herring to protect recipes.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 14:03 |
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I applaud the girl for.the invention of homeopathic tomato sauce. She's got to figure out a way to bottle and sell that.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 14:05 |
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That sounds like a bad chilli. Dad was right for trying to get out of the situation asap.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 14:09 |
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The Maroon Hawk posted:I’m a great driver other than all these at-fault accidents, most of which involved me flooring it into a parked car I think it depends on what city she's in. If she's in, say, LA or something, where "Okay" public transit means "Sometimes the bus actually comes", then yeah, it sucks, but she probably needs that car. If she's in like, Boston, where you can reasonably live without a car, then yeah, give up the car, girl.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 14:11 |
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if you cant drive dont drive
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 14:14 |
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Whether or not the public transportation in her area is adequate does not supersede the fact that she's a terrible driver. Especially when it seems as though she doesn't understand how the gas and brake actually work. Notice how she's clinging to the one accident that wasn't her fault and has a bunch of ridiculous excuses for the ones that were.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 14:16 |
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Mx. posted:if you cant drive dont drive Oh, for sure. I'm 38 and never got my license; I've tried a few times (and am in the middle of an attempt now, if "getting your permit" counts as an attempt), but between dyspraxia and the attendant poor proprioception, I have a ton of anxiety about it. But I'm also a WFH computer toucher in an area good enough to have at least *some* public transit, and I've had to turn down jobs because getting to them would be impossible or a nightmare. I'm at least sympathetic to the idea of "No, America's actually a literal nightmare if you can't drive".
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 14:20 |
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We built this society that says everyone has to drive. we can't then also get mad at people for having to drive. Cities with bad public transportation should have higher insurance rates for everyone until they get their poo poo sorted Don't want to pay for your neighbors to ride the bus it's going to be a lot more expensive to insure that BMW cuz you're on the road with this lady
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 14:20 |
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yeah tbh making a whole society that requires people to be drivers but providing no means for the public to practice or develop the skill, or safe & reasonable alternatives, means we got ourselves into this
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 14:30 |
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Warbadger posted:The most surprising thing about this is the wolf/wolfdog growling at a stranger. There's a strong instinct to avoid new things/people that the vast, vast majority of wolfdogs inherit. Dogs guard, wolves hit da bricks. I think they're just large dogs because the only way you're fitting three wolves on a couch is if they're very young or you inherited Andre the Giant's furniture. Pope Corky the IX posted:Whether or not the public transportation in her area is adequate does not supersede the fact that she's a terrible driver. Especially when it seems as though she doesn't understand how the gas and brake actually work. Notice how she's clinging to the one accident that wasn't her fault and has a bunch of ridiculous excuses for the ones that were. Crashing into parked cars may cause a lot of property damage but it also helps people get to work on time so it's impossible to say if it's good or bad.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 14:35 |
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Hispanic! At The Disco posted:I think they're just large dogs because the only way you're fitting three wolves on a couch is if they're very young or you inherited Andre the Giant's furniture. That part is believable to me because they compact themselves into balls when inactive.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 14:42 |
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Neito posted:I'm at least sympathetic to the idea of "No, America's actually a literal nightmare if you can't drive". You can be sympathetic, but also sucks to suck, if you can't drive then you shouldn't drive. Over here you have people who habitually drive under the influence and without license (because they habitually drive under the influence), who are known to the police, who are regularly caught and fined or jailed for short stints. And they just keep on driving illegally. It's mostly a rural thing. Most of the times nothing happens or they only hurt themselves, because it's mostly in the sticks, but occasionally one of these fuckheads kills someone and ends up in the news. Like I get it, it loving sucks if you live in the middle of nowhere and can't drive, but also it's still no excuse for endangering other people on the road.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 14:43 |
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The problem is the practical reality of "If you can't drive, you starve" in many places. But at this point I'm probably writing more fanfiction than actual commentary on the post, due to topic drift. The reality, for that poster at this time, is that if Public Transit gets you where you need to go in a reasonable time (a big ask in the USA, to be sure), then yeah, sucks to suck.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 14:49 |
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Hispanic! At The Disco posted:I think they're just large dogs because the only way you're fitting three wolves on a couch is if they're very young or you inherited Andre the Giant's furniture. Property damage is good but helping people get to work is bad.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 14:49 |
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StrangersInTheNight posted:yeah tbh making a whole society that requires people to be drivers but providing no means for the public to practice or develop the skill, or safe & reasonable alternatives, means we got ourselves into this first of all, his name is Robert Moses and I'm gonna be like the doomguy when I go to Hell trying to track down that rotten motherfucker
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# ? Jun 7, 2024 11:38 |
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I grew up on Long Island and live in New York City. loving everything is named after that piece of poo poo.
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