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Zoya posted:also, i didn't tell anyone at my fake emails job that i was doing this, so now the countdown begins before someone figures it out and they have to decide if it's worth firing me about it lmao
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 18:32 |
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amazing
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 21:46 |
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Zoya posted:check out my cat vibing on top of a guitar during the roadtrip and also my new, incredibly compact desk setup! cats checked out and confirmed to be top tier |
# ? Apr 18, 2024 03:58 |
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Just impressed the part-timer at work by opening a stubborn jar of olives WITH MY BARE HANDS!
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 10:06 |
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loosen your grip don't squeeze just twist |
# ? Apr 18, 2024 10:24 |
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Quadramind posted:loosen your grip I did it first try. No scope babyyyyy
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 10:25 |
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I just thought it was funny
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 10:25 |
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This job has given me fairly strong hands I think. At least strong enough to the point where when shitheads try that hand crush on a handshake thing I can usually reverse it on them.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 10:27 |
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I learned a trick to just pust forway into their hand between thumb and finger. Then I ended up doing deadlifts a bunch and lots of construction. But ewe handshakes are loving gross and I just want nothing to do with them
https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 12:29 |
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Escape From Noise posted:I did it first try. No scope babyyyyy 360?
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 13:01 |
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Yes
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 13:17 |
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nesamdoom posted:I learned a trick to just pust forway into their hand between thumb and finger. Then I ended up doing deadlifts a bunch and lots of construction. But ewe handshakes are loving gross and I just want nothing to do with them |
# ? Apr 18, 2024 14:26 |
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I pretty much never initiate that poo poo. MAYBE as a joke thing with a very very certain kind of friend who is just like that? Hard to explain.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 14:33 |
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roomforthetuna posted:This makes me imagine both people doing this as their escalation, then you sort of end up walking into the handshake, maybe jump up and put your legs around each others' waists, lock your ankles together on the other side, and straighten your legs for a torso-crushing squeeze. Maybe eventually some kissing. Less awkward than a normal handshake. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 14:54 |
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hell yeah
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 14:59 |
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nesamdoom posted:But ewe handshakes are loving gross and I just want nothing to do with them hard agree. i usually do a little bow with a 🙏 when meeting new people and it seems to discourage most people from trying that poo poo |
# ? Apr 18, 2024 15:02 |
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i determine a person's character by the firmness of their handshake and the flint in their eyes
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 15:09 |
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all is right with the world for Zot in the new house, now that she has regained her favorite object in the entire world -- a filthy diablo 3 beach towel from 2008 that she is absolutely obsessed with and we can never get rid of, placed on top of her personal (and partially ruined) office chair |
# ? Apr 18, 2024 16:28 |
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:i determine a person's character by the firmness of their handshake and the flint in their eyes
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 17:09 |
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Finally deleted my Instagram account. I guess I'm off of any real "social media" now. Feels pretty good.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 17:11 |
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Escape From Noise posted:This job has given me fairly strong hands I think. At least strong enough to the point where when shitheads try that hand crush on a handshake thing I can usually reverse it on them. roomforthetuna posted:This makes me imagine both people doing this as their escalation, then you sort of end up walking into the handshake, maybe jump up and put your legs around each others' waists, lock your ankles together on the other side, and straighten your legs for a torso-crushing squeeze. Maybe eventually some kissing. Yeah, all this makes me think Japan had it correctly sorted with bowing. I wish that had taken over here during the plague. I don't particularly want to be expected to touch these people whom I've just met. Add on covid, and yeah, how bout a smart nod, or tip of the cap instead? Don't want a handshake, hug, or hand job at the worksite, thanks.
Dr. Honked posted:the junk, rather than the trunk |
# ? Apr 18, 2024 17:33 |
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B33rChiller posted:Don't want a hand job at the worksite, thanks. Well, if he's not having it, I will!
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 17:43 |
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B33rChiller posted:Yeah, all this makes me think Japan had it correctly sorted with bowing. yep. like i said, Zoya posted:hard agree. i usually do a little bow with a 🙏 when meeting new people and it seems to discourage most people from trying that poo poo it can cause minor misconceptions, like the maintenance guy at my last place that seemed to believe i was buddhist, but... well, that's fine, buddhism is pretty cool, he can think that if he wants to |
# ? Apr 18, 2024 18:05 |
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When they extend a hand for a hand shake, go in with a fist bump. When they awkwardly switch to fist bump, open your palm for a high five. |
# ? Apr 18, 2024 19:05 |
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Zoya posted:hard agree. i usually do a little bow with a 🙏 when meeting new people and it seems to discourage most people from trying that poo poo I do a little bow (have done for years!) and can now get out of attempted handshakes by virtue arthritis'. I don't recommend that part. Everywhere, everyone is red and green |
# ? Apr 18, 2024 20:43 |
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I believe I have not yet mentioned today how much I love Harbor Seals. They are the best seals! One day I will be able to cuddle one, yes. Without my face being chewed off, yes. Ringed seals are probably the perfect orbs for BYOB, though. Everywhere, everyone is red and green |
# ? Apr 18, 2024 21:01 |
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you know,,, abstaining from weed after over 15 years of smoking leaves u kinda irritable the first few days after huh
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 22:13 |
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I'm going to install an aimbot to shoot at the 'Skip Intro' button. Hopefully I don't get banned from Prime Video.
https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 23:51 |
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Finger Prince posted:When they extend a hand for a hand shake, go in with a fist bump. When they awkwardly switch to fist bump, open your palm for a high five. |
# ? Apr 19, 2024 00:52 |
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Hello hi welcome & chat, it's the middle of the night and I'm poasting as I was born to do
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 01:02 |
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I have to admit, sometimes I do paint along Bob Ross and it's really fun!
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 01:05 |
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Tea crew, what's your favorite kind of tea??
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 01:06 |
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I am having some orange tea right now and it's quite good!
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 01:07 |
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I don't really mind shaking hands. I don't know.
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 01:26 |
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Goons Are Gifts posted:Tea crew, what's your favorite kind of tea?? Daily drink? Probably Yunnan gold leaf black tea. Also just a nice Japanese green or genmai cha. For something fancier Tie Guan Yin?
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 01:29 |
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WAKE UP GRAB A GOKU PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP DRAGON BALLS THEY GIVE THE WORLD A SHAKEUP WHY'D YOU PUT THE KRILLIN ON THE TABLE HERE YOU GO, A SUPER SAIYAN FABLE (u wanted to)
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 01:42 |
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hand shaking talk, I don't care for it but it's usually painless and over quick so if that's what someone is doing whatever I guess. I just try to remember I've been touching stranger's hands and be more observant about touching my face/food etc |
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Goons Are Gifts posted:Tea crew, what's your favorite kind of tea?? buckwheat & goji berry |
# ? Apr 19, 2024 03:16 |
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rear end-penny posted:hand shaking talk, I don't care for it but it's usually painless and over quick so if that's what someone is doing whatever I guess. I just try to remember I've been touching stranger's hands and be more observant about touching my face/food etc This finger, been in my butt. And I touch your food all day!
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Goons Are Gifts posted:Tea crew, what's your favorite kind of tea?? Ceylon Everywhere, everyone is red and green |
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