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freeedr posted:Oh nice I’m like the lord of the feudal land you’re a peasant on because you have scavenged dead guy in your jaw and I have gleaming, beautiful titanium Awww you got the better bitey parts, I'm jealous.
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Shifty Nipples posted:that was a rough page Funny pictures!
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vdarknight posted:I'll aim to not to mention my health experiences, 'cos I'm assuming there's a thread for that that I will endeavour to find. Pet island is thattaway -->
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Scathach posted:Awww you got the better bitey parts, I'm jealous.  Is this Morte speaking?
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Tree Bucket posted:I know a guy named Nicholas who was enamored of shirtless dirt biking, until he fell off one day, and now he is known as Nippleless. High school friend of mine had a ton of facial piercings... until he came off his motorbike and went through a hedge with no helmet on. I'm pretty sure that they'd have looked weird as hell when the tears healed but he died car surfing a few weeks later when they went around a corner and he flew off and down a cliff.
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What a tiger and a bear are shocked at killing, I think not!
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dr_rat posted:What a tiger and a bear are shocked at killing, I think not! Tigers and bears kill out of necessity. Humans kill for pleasure. This is the horror
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Heath posted:Tigers and bears kill out of necessity. Humans kill for pleasure. This is the horror Have had many pet cats, and yeah, pretty sure for tigers this is very much untrue.
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dr_rat posted:What a tiger and a bear are shocked at killing, I think not! They're just shocked he got caught
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2 seconds too long for imgur. A news crew losing it when they have to do a story on national milk day https://new.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/1c6n8ir/milk_day/
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Megillah Gorilla posted:2 seconds too long for imgur. A news crew losing it when they have to do a story on national milk day National what now?
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Everyone remembers Pasteur, but nobody ever mentions the man who developed the method for removing vipers from milk, Nuutti Snuusivirta.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:National what now? There are far more out there than that. Today is: National clean out your medicine cabinet day National humorous day National education day. (https://www.daysoftheyear.com/) Tuesday before last was national unicorn appreciation day.
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dr_rat posted:There are far more out there than that. Today is: Yeah but I don't care about medicine cabinets, humours, educations, or Unicron.
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Megillah Gorilla posted:2 seconds too long for imgur. A news crew losing it when they have to do a story on national milk day So funny, it was banned on Reddit, apparently.
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Christ reddit is so loving stupid. It was in a bunch of other subs, but they've taken it down because the original sub doesn't "allow" linking to other subs. But the original sub also took it down, so nowhere on reddit is allowed to watch it, apparently. Here's a youtube link they can't gently caress with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGtuk534f8o&t=61s Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 17:16 on Apr 18, 2024 |
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dr_rat posted:Have had many pet cats, and yeah, pretty sure for tigers this is very much untrue. They don't really kill for fun, they're just saving it for later. carrionman posted:High school friend of mine had a ton of facial piercings... until he came off his motorbike and went through a hedge with no helmet on. God drat this guy had an objection to living.
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Christ reddit is so loving stupid. It was in a bunch of other subs, but they're taken it down because the original sub doesn't "allow" linking to other subs. But it also took it down, so nowhere on reddit is allowed to watch it, apparently. Can't wait to buy stock in a social platform that's insular and run by pedantic overlords.
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No. 6 posted:Can't wait to buy stock in a social platform that's insular and run by pedantic overlords. Jeff's selling shares now?
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Scathach posted:Oh yeah, when my tooth shattered and I didn't have insurance, I had to go around with it in my face for a while. The nerve thing in the middle was dangling but nothing about it hurt, surprisingly. I got insurance maybe a year later and finally got it removed. Can't afford to fill the hole but hey, now I have cadaver bone in my jaw. i have a dead guy's tendon in my knee, what up cadaver part bros 
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I have both cadaver bone AND titanium in my mouth! I got tooth implants about 16 years ago for 2 adult teeth that just never came in. Apparently bacteria can get into the threads of the implant, where it's impossible to clean out, and start reproducing and dissolve the bone around the implant, causing it to just fall out. So I needed bone grafts to fill in the holes from the old implants, before getting new implants.
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And the bits added in from corpses could be a dracula because they're undead living off the blood of another
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Cartoon Man posted:
Who doesn’t?
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Stoatbringer posted:Who doesn’t? I'm certainly not telling a moose it isn't their day.
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JPrime posted:i have a dead guy's tendon in my knee, what up cadaver part bros Both knees here, pretty sure although the surgeons didn't bother to tell me this. I needed Grey's Anatomy to point out this is how that kind of surgery works. Also titanium in my jaw.
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