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Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.






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TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




gbut posted:

Gone already?

Fixed link: https://twitter.com/vidsthatgohard/status/1780934241351561432/

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/airbagged/status/1780697439118524743

I remember doing this exactly one time in college

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
it's best to just take a little shot of everclear if you're gonna do it...poo poo burns.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

SpacePig posted:

Clowned by a mime. He will never recover.

Wait till he realizes why his baby gestures instead of using words

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse
Found on Reddit. Aggressive, rear end in a top hat driver gets the outcome he was looking for

https://www.reddit.com/r/MildlyBadDrivers/comments/1c6dkva/overly_aggressive_driving/


zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/airbagged/status/1780697439118524743

I remember doing this exactly one time in college

I appreciate how he plays off his L like it's now big deal :allears:

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/airbagged/status/1780697439118524743

I remember doing this exactly one time in college

That guy has never done anything without a reaction.

stolen from reddit

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

Happy Landfill posted:

Found on Reddit. Aggressive, rear end in a top hat driver gets the outcome he was looking for

https://www.reddit.com/r/MildlyBadDrivers/comments/1c6dkva/overly_aggressive_driving/

I appreciate how he plays off his L like it's now big deal :allears:

Sound on for this one, driver sounds like Uncle Roger lol

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

wash bucket posted:

Apparently cows are really curious. When I was a kid one of my friends lived on a dairy farm. One day they were milking the cows and his dad demonstrated this by hanging his coat on a wall the cows had to walk past to leave the milking parlor. Every single cow stopped to check out that coat.

yeah I used to work on my uncle's farm every summer and cows are super friendly and curious

horses on the other hand...

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS










Meanwhile…

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
Too cool! They're helping lol

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




wash bucket posted:

Apparently cows are really curious. When I was a kid one of my friends lived on a dairy farm. One day they were milking the cows and his dad demonstrated this by hanging his coat on a wall the cows had to walk past to leave the milking parlor. Every single cow stopped to check out that coat.

Well, I would hope this book from my childhood wasn’t lying to me.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

The Battle of Ephraim Wood [1023 B.C., colorized]

The General
Mar 4, 2007


holtemon posted:

Too cool! They're helping lol



I had a horse try to do that to me. Real dick of a horse that knew I was not prepared to control a horse. It did everything it could to be humoursly inconvenient.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Platystemon posted:

The Battle of Ephraim Wood [1023 B.C., colorized]

It's helpful to have it visualized like this.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Happy Landfill posted:

Found on Reddit. Aggressive, rear end in a top hat driver gets the outcome he was looking for

https://www.reddit.com/r/MildlyBadDrivers/comments/1c6dkva/overly_aggressive_driving/



ESH

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Catenfreude

https://twitter.com/whatcatsdid/status/1781072962403144010?t=1AYH4P-BTg6gcnyoU6uNLw&s=19

Sound not necessary, but helps.

luchadornado
Oct 7, 2004

A boombox is not a toy!

I've seen cows idly watch a tornado pass by a few dozens meters away while getting conked on the head and body with baseball-sized hail. They live as tranquilo as possible.

mycatscrimes
Jan 2, 2020

luchadornado posted:

I've seen cows idly watch a tornado pass by a few dozens meters away while getting conked on the head and body with baseball-sized hail. They live as tranquilo as possible.

That's just normal in the midwest

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

luchadornado posted:

I've seen cows idly watch a tornado pass by a few dozens meters away while getting conked on the head and body with baseball-sized hail. They live as tranquilo as possible.

I guess they've been bred for tastiness and placidity for thousands of years now.

e: here, have a graph made in MS Paint

Tree Bucket has a new favorite as of 02:53 on Apr 19, 2024

Gomez Chamberlain
Mar 22, 2005

Subakh ul kuhar!
Is that a donkey or a horse

and also, why is it so high on the yum scale

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
Mostly the horsedonkey is there because I felt the graph needed something in the middle. Something more chill than a scorpion but less tasty then fried chicken. That's science

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Here's a cat who would prefer to go back to the shelter now, thank you very much

https://i.imgur.com/SIXk8og.mp4

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Gomez Chamberlain posted:

Is that a donkey or a horse

and also, why is it so high on the yum scale

Horse is loving delicious

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
The cat immediately sitting down instead of leaving tells me it's content just doesn't like toddler pickups that aren't comfortable

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Soul Dentist posted:

Horse is loving delicious

Didn’t know your dad’s first name was “delicious”

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Bald Stalin posted:

The cat immediately sitting down instead of leaving tells me it's content just doesn't like toddler pickups that aren't comfortable

Yeah, that's a super tolerant cat, it's just missing a tooth or something to give it that goofy face.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Absolutely. Leans in to the headrub and everything.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7197167334124014890

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


ticktock.com

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

luchadornado posted:

I've seen cows idly watch a tornado pass by a few dozens meters away while getting conked on the head and body with baseball-sized hail. They live as tranquilo as possible.

The ones next door to where I work hate koalas with a passion for some reason and have stomped the poo poo out of unsuspecting koalas trying to cross the paddock on several occasions.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Gomez Chamberlain posted:

Is that a donkey or a horse

and also, why is it so high on the yum scale

Horse meat is the superior meat

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

gay picnic defence posted:

The ones next door to where I work hate koalas with a passion for some reason and have stomped the poo poo out of unsuspecting koalas trying to cross the paddock on several occasions.

Cows understand there's not enough room for all the bitches in this world.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Captain Hygiene posted:

Yeah, that's a super tolerant cat, it's just missing a tooth or something to give it that goofy face.

Yeah, my parents have a rescue cat who lost both of her upper canines (?) while she was living on the streets, and she looks like that half the time

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Here's a cat who would prefer to go back to the shelter now, thank you very much

https://i.imgur.com/SIXk8og.mp4

Cat facial expressions don't correspond to human ones. Look at body language, especially the position of the ears and back.

It's fine

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
It good cat ok?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

jeebus bob posted:

Cat facial expressions don't correspond to human ones. Look at body language, especially the position of the ears and back.

It's fine

That cat would have been voiced by James Cagney

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

Azhais posted:

That cat would have been voiced by James Cagney

"Top of the world, ma!"

*knocks antenna of building*

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

jeebus bob posted:

Cat facial expressions don't correspond to human ones. Look at body language, especially the position of the ears and back.

It's fine

Lady who posts those gets loving swamped with internet cat body language experts telling her she's worse than hitler and her toddler should be in the Hague for mistreating that cat.

Meanwhile it like sits in a chair and has tea parties with her and is constantly snuggled up sleeping on her.

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Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!
If you tried that with either of mine you'd lose an eye. Cats make it very clear if they don't like something. That cat is chill as gently caress. Good cat.

(Mine are also good cats. They just don't like being picked up and are somewhat grumpy)

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