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Bishyaler
Dec 30, 2009
Megamarm

smoobles posted:

war.... war never changes.....

In the fallout timeline Tel Aviv doesn't get nuked until 2053

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Hirsute
May 4, 2007
I really doubt Iran will go for Israel's nukes, that seems like a good way to get yourself nuked in the process

Autisanal Cheese
Nov 29, 2010

live feed of the departure lounge at Ben-Gurion Airport plz

Godlessdonut
Sep 13, 2005

I love how he's apparently so mad and yet won't stop supporting Israel.

https://x.com/schwarz/status/1781152496452346106

Automata 10 Pack
Jun 21, 2007

Ten games published by Automata, on one cassette
https://x.com/spectatorindex/status/1781154768150561047?s=46

Automata 10 Pack
Jun 21, 2007

Ten games published by Automata, on one cassette

Godlessdonut posted:

I love how he's apparently so mad and yet won't stop supporting Israel.

https://x.com/schwarz/status/1781152496452346106

it’s 11:30pm he’s loving asleep

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Hirsute posted:

I really doubt Iran will go for Israel's nukes, that seems like a good way to get yourself nuked in the process

israel keeping them juiced up and ready to go at all times would be funny, but also in my understanding a good way to have a silo full of rocket fuel and a live nuke in it at all times

thehandtruck
Mar 5, 2006

the thing about the jews is,
just randomly decided to start watching Generation Kill tonight too

edit: question: what was Israel's reason for striking Iran? i know it's nonsense, but what was their position?

youcallthatatwist
Sep 22, 2013
That post is pretty clearly a joke but it's a drat good one

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
and also thats not something youd just announce before you were sure you got them all

CheetoVonTito
Nov 11, 2023

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 4 days!)

Ahhh there’s so much news circulating
I don’t know what’s correct

Sources are saying nothing happened:
https://x.com/presstv/status/1781153093901545829?s=46

https://x.com/eyesonsouth1/status/1781152501053419565?s=46

And others are saying hardly anything happened:
https://x.com/marwa__osman/status/1781152559433908585?s=46

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

Automata 10 Pack posted:

it’s 11:30pm he’s loving asleep

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

https://twitter.com/schwarz/status/1781152496452346106

looking forward to this headline tomorrow

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
Bibi could knock Sleepy Joe’s ice cream out of his hands and he’d still give Israel a blank check.

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

thank gently caress

Godlessdonut
Sep 13, 2005

Honky Mao posted:

Dead serious nuke Tel Aviv

https://x.com/getfiscal/status/1095177792399048704

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

heres what alj said about the strikes in syria and iraq

Explosions at military-linked sites in Syria

Iran’s official IRNA news agency has said a series of explosions in Syria targeted military sites.

IRNA said attacks struck Adra and al-Thala military airport and a radar battalion located between the city of Adra and the village of Qarfa in southern Syria.

In Iraq, meanwhile, explosions were reported in the al-Imam area of Babel.

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Israel has to *look* like they did something to satisfy their yappy dog urges, so if Iran is covering up a bigger hit eventually Israel will break the story on their own

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
Looking forward to the fog of war settling a little bit and finding out definitively what happened when I wake up tomorrow

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Dokapon Findom posted:

Looking forward to the fog of war settling a little bit and finding out definitively what happened when I wake up tomorrow

its actually possible to know everything now, through the magic of open source intelligence or OSINT

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


https://twitter.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/1780924834735657196?t=J6lIxLXRXCCA6przPJFtcw&s=19

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

good idea, goat

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018



and there it is

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Some dude on Twitter that isn't reliable in any way said 7 cities were hit and I COULD believe it because of course the Israeli response to hitting an air base would be to kill a bunch of civilians.

FormaldehydeSon
Oct 1, 2011

Godlessdonut posted:

I love how he's apparently so mad and yet won't stop supporting Israel.

https://x.com/schwarz/status/1781152496452346106

indistinguishable from satire, unless it is then it's indistinguishable from reality :d2a:

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!

Godlessdonut posted:

I love how he's apparently so mad and yet won't stop supporting Israel.

https://x.com/schwarz/status/1781152496452346106

CORRECTION: biden is "incontinent with age"

e: ok it's a joke whatever, we're in the :justpost: zone now

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

one thing is becoming increasingly clear: we have no idea what's going on

Brogeoisie
Jan 12, 2005

"Look, I'm a private citizen," he said. "One thing that I don't have to do is sit here and open my kimono as it relates to how much money I make or didn't."
All of those tweets were used to stir up the oil market.

The 7 cities tweet literally had Kharg Island (not a city) and Bandar Abbas, both massive oil processing facilities.

The "we will retaliate against Israel's nuke facility" tweet was from a doomsday dumbass.

Tasnim is denying anyone attacked now. Iran, once again, being adults in the room and preventing a wide war.

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

CODChimera posted:

one thing is becoming increasingly clear: we have no idea what's going on

only if you’re a coward, post through it

Clip-On Fedora
Feb 20, 2011

Godlessdonut posted:

I love how he's apparently so mad and yet won't stop supporting Israel.

https://x.com/schwarz/status/1781152496452346106

lol shut up jon

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

CODChimera posted:

one thing is becoming increasingly clear: we have no idea what's going on

It’s the funny thing of conflict is that we will only know the worst of it when it has already happened.

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



Grem posted:

Some dude on Twitter that isn't reliable in any way said 7 cities were hit and I COULD believe it because of course the Israeli response to hitting an air base would be to kill a bunch of civilians.

i saw a guy say the wave of lawnmowers was to reveal iranian aa positions before the planes and missiles fly. pure speculative bullshit but it got under my skin anyways

everyone so hungry for info and shitheads to fill the void i hope is all

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

ShutteredIn posted:

i’m gonna find francis fukuyama and put him in a locker

thread title

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Godlessdonut posted:

I love how he's apparently so mad and yet won't stop supporting Israel.

https://x.com/schwarz/status/1781152496452346106

the argument that biden doesn't see himself as the leader of a country with a ton of leverage over israel but instead an advisor who has israel's best interests at heart seems to be holding true.

biden believes that the israelis should listen to him for their own benefit but also believes that he should never dictate what israel should do. a completely servile partnership

edit: lol at the fake tweets

Dreylad has issued a correction as of 04:45 on Apr 19, 2024

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


drat it we've lost the insurance lady

https://twitter.com/RomanoHoring/status/1762822727231000989?t=y_c79V-EpNMq1Q6mSwe8WA&s=19

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



ShutteredIn posted:

i’m gonna find francis fukuyama and put him in a locker


Hubbert posted:

thread title

Bootleg Trunks
Jun 12, 2020


Goebbels could never come up with someone this awful in every single way

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

we must stop the Flo of arms to Israel immediately

TheLemonOfIchabod
Aug 26, 2008
so nothing happened but also ww3 started

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youcallthatatwist
Sep 22, 2013

Grey Fox posted:

we must stop the Flo of arms to Israel immediately

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