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Our policy is, we're comfortable with all episodes. You know, if someone wants to help themselves to an eye-full, well, we say: 'Enjoy the show.'
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 02:35 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 14:19 |
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TVGM posted:Our policy is, we're comfortable with all episodes. You know, if someone wants to help themselves to an eye-full, well, we say: 'Enjoy the show.' It's like this every day on Something Awful.
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 03:24 |
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Palmtree Panic posted:This is the essential list of episodes and I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience! Thanks!
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 03:35 |
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The dark continent is no place for an addict, Elaine.
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 15:18 |
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If this wasn't my son's wedding day, I'd knock your teeth out, you anti-dentite bastard.
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 19:33 |
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In the distance, a child is crying. Fatherless - bastard child, perhaps.
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 19:37 |
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Oh by the way, SirPablo, you know those condoms I gave you? They're defective, don't use 'em.
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 23:09 |
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I'm afraid you're a little low.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 00:24 |
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potee posted:Oh by the way, SirPablo, you know those condoms I gave you? They're defective, don't use 'em. You know you're nuts with these sponges. Ginette Reno is getting frustrated!
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 04:17 |
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Ginette Reno posted:You know you're nuts with these sponges. Ginette Reno is getting frustrated! I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant, who is seeking to gratify only his most basic and immediate urges.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 05:54 |
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I'll tell you what you did Caligula. You combined food and sex in to one disgusting uncontrollable urge.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 15:22 |
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SirPablo, I'm not suggesting getting rid of the girl. She's integral.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 16:21 |
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Honestly I like the girl more than the voice.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 17:01 |
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I've driven women to lesbianism before, but never a mental institution.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 18:21 |
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Palmtree Panic posted:I've driven women to lesbianism before, but never a mental institution. Once you get in that car, we are going all the way... to the Hamptons.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 18:35 |
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Alright... You wanna get nuts? C'mon... Let's get nuts!
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 19:21 |
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:Alright... You wanna get nuts? C'mon... Let's get nuts! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 21:02 |
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Well, you know Gyshall, sometimes you say things just to be nice.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 21:17 |
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She was attractive. She was, also, in fact a Nazi.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 21:18 |
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SirPablo is the leader of the Aryan Union!
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 21:26 |
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...you're not going to open with that, are you?
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 21:31 |
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I'm just getting warmed up. Because I'm just a sadist with newer magazines.
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 00:06 |
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Gotta get my Time magazine… Never miss my Time magazine…
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 03:17 |
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I've never seen a beautiful lady reading "The Guide" so far away from a TV...you must really like television.
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 05:33 |
TVGM posted:Can I say one word to you? Lobster. The lobster here is unbelievable. Hei, TVGM. The ocean called, they're running out of lobsters.
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 07:16 |
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Alhazred posted:Hei, TVGM. The ocean called, they're running out of lobsters. You went back a page just to zing a guy?
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 08:47 |
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Quote/edit
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 08:48 |
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I ordered Alhazred to drive around insulting people today. Because I'm tired of all your macho head games
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 16:41 |
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What? Alhazred? See I told you this guy is crazy.
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 17:50 |
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Alhazred posted:Hei, TVGM. The ocean called, they're running out of lobsters. Oh yeah? Well I slept with your wife.
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 17:58 |
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His wife has an inner ear infection.
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 19:18 |
TVGM posted:Oh yeah? Well I slept with your wife.
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 09:33 |
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Now that's a complaint.
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 19:39 |
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I'd like to see that complaint get rectified.
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 22:30 |
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They just write it off.
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 22:40 |
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Are you an assassin?
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 03:57 |
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You want to make $28?
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 04:04 |
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For $28 bucks? I'd put my face in the soup and blow.
TVGM fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Apr 22, 2024 |
# ? Apr 21, 2024 04:09 |
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Death Blow: When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 04:42 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 14:19 |
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Open the package, SirPablo.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 15:30 |