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weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

Criminal activity? In my Trump Organization?

It's more likely than you think.

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Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

lol, from “the election was rigged/stolen!” to “the market is rigged, stolen!”

What a loving loser.

nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007


he got some at the Sanaa bodega

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
gonna pretend this is true

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Fishmasher posted:

Lol most of them would probably hate you.

“We are absolutely not establishing a national religion and explicitly forbid the United States from doing so via the establishment clause of the first amendment” said the founders that totally wanted Fascist-leaning Christianity to be the official religion of the United States.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Fishmasher posted:

THIS IS NOT WHAT THE FOUNDERS HAD IN MIND!

Why do they worship the founders so much anyway? I think they just prefer dead ventriloquist dummy vessels who can't talk back, have opinions or ever disagree with their bullshit.

Everything I want, Jesus and the founders and a bunch of other dead guys want too!

Lol most of them would probably hate you.

What founders are we talking about anyway? Like, the Federalist guys wanted a de facto monarch and to subjugate the people ("a Great Beast") with financialisation, whereas the anti-Federalists/Jeffersonians/ Democratic-Republicans just wanted people (white men) to be free to work the land unmolested by tyrannical government

nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

quote:

Devin Nunes, the CEO of Trump Media

wait, I completely missed this bit.


:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost

Hollismason posted:

Oh poo poo sorry been busy but did they actually file the motion to vacate?

I think Marge filed the motion several weeks ago.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


The only founding father I care about is Alexander Hamilton, a plucky Puerto Rican man who was Washington's right hand and won the entire revolutionary war. He presumably went on to become president, probably with his best friend Aaron Burr, but I had to leave at intermission to make it to jury duty

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Raku posted:

if Johnson survives it is also proof positive McCarthy is worse at steering government than a guy who literally doesn't have a bank account

thats like saying those WW2 plane pilots had a say in where those bullet holes went.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

RVWinkle posted:

I think Marge filed the motion several weeks ago.

They haven't put it to a vote yet though. That's all that matters.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Fishmasher posted:

THIS IS NOT WHAT THE FOUNDERS HAD IN MIND!

Why do they worship the founders so much anyway? I think they just prefer dead ventriloquist dummy vessels who can't talk back, have opinions or ever disagree with their bullshit.

Everything I want, Jesus and the founders and a bunch of other dead guys want too!

Lol most of them would probably hate you.

I've been watching the John Adams HBO series and it's a good balance between "these were some smart people with good ideas and really stuck their necks out in an unprecedented way to create something genuinely new and exciting in a time and place where there was a unique opportunity to do so", and "these people were a bunch of weird dirty privileged fuckups cosplaying their idea of what a :airquote: real government :airquote: should be and mainly just faking their way through it until they won through attrition and the British (who weren't total bad guys and whose actions were defensible) just threw up ther hands and gave up dealing with them and their bullshit"

I'm not done yet so maybe there's surprises coming, no spoilers lol

Data Graham fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Apr 19, 2024

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Pretty glad that my chin doesn't have a tail that flaps around down my neck but hey that's just me. Waddle that turkey fat appendage out like the pouty old ignoramus you are.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Low energy!

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

gonna pretend this is true



:yooge: It is by will alone I set my bowels in motion

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1781351995116339547

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

lmfao
:sickos:

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

bunch of dumb psychos are probably gonna by johnson some good will in future history books as "he sorta tried to do the right thing sometimes during the implosion of the regan era gop"

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Lmao please oust Johnson. I need this. Please...

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
i wonder how long it would take them to elect a speaker if he gets ousted

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



The GOP are literally better disposed toward foreign enemy nations and terrorist groups than to the Democrats, criminy

Stunt-Puffin
May 19, 2023

Avirosb posted:

He is a very glissy hog.



Made this to open the game properly

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Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!




What a bipartisan message

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Fishmasher posted:

THIS IS NOT WHAT THE FOUNDERS HAD IN MIND!

Why do they worship the founders so much anyway? I think they just prefer dead ventriloquist dummy vessels who can't talk back, have opinions or ever disagree with their bullshit.

Everything I want, Jesus and the founders and a bunch of other dead guys want too!

Lol most of them would probably hate you.
Also, it is arguably what the founders had in mind.

Some of them at least. It’s not like they all agreed on everything either.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Data Graham posted:

The GOP are literally better disposed toward foreign enemy nations and terrorist groups than to the Democrats, criminy
Letting Russia and the terries win to own the libs (my true foe)

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
Are the chuds gonna whip Johnson out?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

i wonder how long it would take them to elect a speaker if he gets ousted

January 2025 when the next congress is sworn in

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
Johnson is smeared with the worst thing the GOP can accuse a representative of. Getting something done.

Bobcats
Aug 5, 2004
Oh
is there a CIA agent whose real responsibility is to claim all the fatty, necrotic, lingering farts as his own so our big boy doesn’t have to

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

Outpost22 posted:

Are the chuds gonna whip Johnson out?

All this effort trying to pin down a hog and they just let a Johnson slip though their fingers.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Bobcats posted:

is there a CIA agent whose real responsibility is to claim all the fatty, necrotic, lingering farts as his own so our big boy doesn’t have to

"Fartcatcher" was an old slang for a footman (and later just for a suck-up or hangers-on), so probably yeah

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/fartcatcher

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Serious_Cyclone posted:

Johnson is smeared with the worst thing the GOP can accuse a representative of. Getting something done.
…with DEMOCRATS

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Yew n- DEMOCRAT-lover :bahgawd:

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan


:owned:

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

Bobcats posted:

is there a CIA agent whose real responsibility is to claim all the fatty, necrotic, lingering farts as his own so our big boy doesn’t have to

No that guy is Secret Service. Rudy helps out sometimes if he is around.

nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007

JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:

gwarm01 posted:

It's amazing when you think about how many people still consider Covid to have been overblown or a hoax. Even disregarding that fact that we all lived through it just a few years back, what kind of cognitive dissonance does it take to just ignore the fact that over 1 million people died from this? I know people who have had personal friends, relatives, coworkers etc. die and they still dismiss it as being not that big of a deal.

they only died because the doctors were instructed personally to murder them in order to receive a kickback

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greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Disco Pope posted:

Being sick would be a sign of weakness, even if feigned.

Yeah Trump's buddy Vince McMahon (according to that giant Twitter thread of insane Vince facts) believes this and won't even let people see him sneeze. I'm convinced he's one of the few people Trump actually looks up to so he would never let Vince see him look weak.

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