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Mordiceius posted:This guy and reduction-guy should just wife swap. He’d find a reason to be dissatisfied don’t you worry
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CoffeeBoofer posted:husband won't let me take more than two showers Maybe she can appeal to engineer brain and say "Let's time how long two showers take, then see if we could realistically take seven showers in that time, and instead of cutting all our showers out we just take no nonsense quick clean showers like on a military ship". And yeah you may be asking why should she have to do that at all, obviously the husband is being ridiculous, but they could probably save water and get more showers at the same time and then everybody's happy. The hubbos an idiot here but his heart is kind of in the right place. My buddy served on a submarine and the way he showers is gets wet, turns the water off. Soaps and shampoos up, scrubs all over. Turns water back on and rinses everything off. Compared to me he is saving so much water. I couldn't do it, but he's acclimated to it. John Wick of Dogs fucked around with this message at 19:05 on Apr 19, 2024 |
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Refactor your shower monolith into micro-showers that you can scale dynamically by provisioning shower containers
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CoffeeBoofer posted:Sorry, he has engineer brain If they've been married for 20 years, their kids are probably teenagers, who no doubt smell great with 2 showers a week.
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Every time he turns off the hot water, just leave the shower running. Turn on the taps in every room the second he's out of sight. Flush all the toilets. Turn on the hose outside. The neighbors' hoses.
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 19:10 |
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Just divorce the nerd. If they have engineer brain and have it in their head that 2 showers a week is the limit then they're already too far gone.
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 19:13 |
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Maybe she's having 3 hour showers like the daughter in an old post?
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 19:17 |
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8one6 posted:Just divorce the nerd. If they have engineer brain and have it in their head that 2 showers a week is the limit then they're already too far gone. Yup. It's sad when it's terminal but this is the only way.
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 19:26 |
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if you're that worried about it shower with your wife or i'll do it for you
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 19:28 |
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8one6 posted:Just divorce the nerd. If they have engineer brain and have it in their head that 2 showers a week is the limit then they're already too far gone. But she can't just pull the nail out of her head! OP posted:Divorce is not an option just to put that out there before the comments come in. Why won't anyone help her with this nail in her head?
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 19:30 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I just like the word zinc. Riboflavin too. Come back zinc, come back!
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 19:51 |
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She should stop showering altogether and see how many periods it takes until the guy gives up.
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 19:53 |
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The whole "saving water" thing might not even apply in their situation, it definitely doesn't for our house. I can't imagine nuking my marriage over someone else's shower habits. Stupid engineer. Gonna be a sad engineer soon. E: okay I mean if she was showering with a stick of butter I may feel different about it. E2: I mean she could tell him she's also concerned about the environment, and that means he's only allowed to use his computer two days a week. See how long the shower rule stays after that.
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 20:17 |
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Dang, beaten to it
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Also from a usability standpoint, a map is about 40 000 times better than a telephone. Unless your telephone is loving gigantic I guess. A phone can have a map with a blue dot showing where you are on the map. That alone makes it superior to a paper map where the relative sizes and distances are often calvin ball. Bringing us in line with lion poo poo chat, local zoo used to have an iOS app with an interactive map that would do that and it was awesome. Now they just have a static web page and it's the worst of both worlds.
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Eh I'm okay with it not having a dot to show where you're at. Like gotta learn to read a map at some point and it's not like a theme park is lacking any landmarks.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I just like the word zinc. Riboflavin too. My daughter stole my kitchen zinc, AITA?
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3D Megadoodoo posted:My daughter stole my kitchen zinc, AITA? lmao
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Another old one. I don't think it made as big of a splash as some other classics, but it stuck on me because it would be my own personal hell. [32m] My wife [33f] will not shut up, and I'm not sure I can take it that much longer. Is it possible for that to be a reason to leave? quote:I'm not sure if I should have posted this on AITA instead. But here goes: My wife will not shut up. I'm not talking about your usual Chatty Cathy. I mean she (almost) literally will NOT. SHUT. UP. She will talk continuously from the moment she knows I am within earshot. Not just in the same room. I mean as soon as it's reasonable to assume that I can hear her. She will not stop talking until I'm gone, and sometimes not even then. On more than one occasion, I've gone into the bathroom, turned on the loud exhaust fan, taken a leisurely dump, and then returned to hear her cheerfully engaged in the same "conversation" she was enjoying before I went in. She also refuses to use the exhaust fan while she's in the restroom because it would prevent her from being heard. So I get to hear ALL the bathroom noises on top of whatever Homeric Epic about her friend's cousin's girlfriend's hairdresser she's blathering on about.
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 20:32 |
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Scathach posted:Well on the plus side, Amber Alerts aren't actually useful so when SIL does it, it won't be taking away from actual lost kids. "In 2022, 58% of all AMBER Alerts that were issued were for family abduction cases." sounds like that's the majority of cases.
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John Wick of Dogs posted:The hubbos an idiot here but his heart is kind of in the right place. no, he's a huge loving idiot and his heart's in his loving asscheek because residential water use is a drop in the bucket compared to agriculture and industrial use.
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oh jay posted:[32m] My wife [33f] will not shut up, and I'm not sure I can take it that much longer. Is it possible for that to be a reason to leave?
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oh jay posted:Another old one. I don't think it made as big of a splash as some other classics, but it stuck on me because it would be my own personal hell. Yeah, big same. I used to have a stutter. I was able to correct it when a buddy of mine who hung out with my family often pointed out that I stuttered at exactly the point where my mother would always interrupt me. So yeah, that's a thing.
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Hughlander posted:"In 2022, 58% of all AMBER Alerts that were issued were for family abduction cases." I mean that statistically, they're not useful in finding lost kids-- so at least when her SIL inevitably makes a fake report, it isn't going to doom some other kid or something. It's just crime theater with how worthless the drat things really are.
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Scathach posted:I mean that statistically, they're not useful in finding lost kids-- so at least when her SIL inevitably makes a fake report, it isn't going to doom some other kid or something. It's just crime theater with how worthless the drat things really are. 70% recovery rate 17% directly attributed to the Amber Alert?
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Cythereal posted:DH (28m) thinks my (33f) boobs (I cup) are too big. Is this a big deal? r/relationships: He isn't a tit man at all, he's an rear end man.
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A lot of Redditors have pointed out, IMHO correctly, that he needs to be evaluated for OCD.Hughlander posted:A phone can have a map with a blue dot showing where you are on the map. That alone makes it superior to a paper map where the relative sizes and distances are often calvin ball.
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Hughlander posted:70% recovery rate 17% directly attributed to the Amber Alert? Which is bizarre because they've also admitted that those kids would have been found anyway, as they were with someone known to them, and it wasn't a call from a concerned citizen that led them to the kid, but basic "who does this kid know." The there's the whole thing that kids actually in danger from a stranger are usually killed within thee hours, and amber alerts rarely go out before that mark. They're basically crime theater to make people feel safer, boosted by current moral panics. It's usefulness is akin to the DARE program. But I digress. Let's get back to the funny poo poo like a man screwing butter in the shower. E: I imagine that dude is married to an aggressive Fran Drescher. I don't know how he's done twelve whole years with her. Scathach fucked around with this message at 22:10 on Apr 19, 2024 |
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oh jay posted:Another old one. I don't think it made as big of a splash as some other classics, but it stuck on me because it would be my own personal hell. The bit about talking continuously from Tampa to Chicago - a 17hr drive, by the way - made my soul collapse inward like a black hole Personal hell, indeed
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My friend group is imploding and it’s literally the stupidest poo poo ever.quote:
Super petty but I’m team Molly
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 22:16 |
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Should have thrown Trevor in the driving ocean the second he said "I was just making an observation". gently caress off, Trevor
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 22:22 |
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I believe she's right in nut-punching height for a dude that size. She should try and see.
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 22:26 |
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Losing nothing by ditching Andrea imo. Girl has poor taste and low standards
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 22:26 |
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*Trevor clunks all of your heads together like coconuts*
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 22:27 |
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I don't have a story to add, just a comment because I see it in so many of these stories. I loving hate the phrase "sexy times." Like nails on a chalkboard. I've had women I'm with say it, which drives me up the wall. gently caress, have sex, enter the bone zone; any of these are acceptable, but let's stop with sexy times please.
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Final boarding for our nonstop flight to pound town
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The Sexy Times is the only newspaper I trust. And Cheddar News is the only video journalism I trust.
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I prefer the thirty second probation
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"Sexy times" sounds like it came from a married teenager in the Bible Belt.
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youknowthatoneguy posted:I don't have a story to add, just a comment because I see it in so many of these stories. Would you say it makes your youngman shrimpy?
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