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I remember that in the Alex Jones civil cases the jurors got to ask questions to the defendant (AJ). I guess that’s not a thing in criminal court but man can you imagine?  “That is a very nasty question, very nasty. So rude.”
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Apr 19, 2024 22:16
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Busters posted:I wonder if they can hear the presidential poots in the jury box? Maybe, but the defense is diligent in requesting that each fart be stricken from the record
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Apr 19, 2024 22:17
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Brain Curry posted:Flames coming out of his wherever https://youtu.be/FiARbgaACtY?si=CdsrIpUDLc0Q7aO1
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Apr 19, 2024 22:18
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Even if you were a secret chud juror, could your love of the Big Lad survive several months of inhaling his shart vapors day in day out?
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Apr 19, 2024 22:19
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*holds up an enormous, soggy diaper* "ladies and gentlemen, if the diap does fit, you must not acquit!"
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Apr 19, 2024 22:20
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I keep looking at this picture like Cameron looking at “A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte.”
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Apr 19, 2024 22:20
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verbal enema posted:I'm sorry what happened
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Apr 19, 2024 22:20
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I'm sorry, 53 podcast episodes where the only topic is Laura Dern? I frankly kinda hope she's too busy to even hear about that.
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Apr 19, 2024 22:21
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Is a man not entitled to express extensive gas from his anus? Plus, just imagine how he's going to testify! Judge: "Donald, we're going to need to ask you some *toot* questions. We need you to answer them with a yes *toot* or a no *toot toot*" (laughter).
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Apr 19, 2024 22:21
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https://x.com/acyn/status/1781373546297749865?s=46
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Apr 19, 2024 22:22
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InsertPotPun posted:someone said "fart" so the thread became unreadable for a dozen pages lol this poster said FART
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Apr 19, 2024 22:22
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Lifespan posted:Oh FFS For what it's worth, both parties have poll monitors for virtually every contested election. This isn't new.
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Apr 19, 2024 22:22
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Trump farted and slept his way through the first week of his criminal trial. Here’s why that’s bad news for Biden.
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Apr 19, 2024 22:23
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Also Leticia James officially asked Engoron to reject the $175 million bond: https://s3.documentcloud.org/documents/24558931/452564_2022_people_of_the_state_of_v_people_of_the_state_of_memorandum_of_law_i_1738.pdf
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Apr 19, 2024 22:24
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Buce posted:*holds up an enormous, soggy diaper* If the diaper’s full of poo poo, you must acquit
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Apr 19, 2024 22:25
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https://x.com/ScottPresler/status/1781427783513567275
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Apr 19, 2024 22:26
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I mean farts are a basic, reductive, low form of humor but Trump cropdusting his own attorneys to the point that it gives them professional challenges is just incredible on the lol scale.
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Apr 19, 2024 22:27
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Dapper_Swindler posted:
Are we sure this isn’t a goon? 
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Apr 19, 2024 22:27
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Trump? The courtroom farter? He's running for an office?
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Apr 19, 2024 22:29
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I skipped seven pages about farts just to ask: Is the fart story real? I mean is Meislas joking there? I can never tell anymore, because everything is possible.
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Apr 19, 2024 22:30
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MrMojok posted:I skipped seven pages about farts just to ask: Look into your heart and you will know it to be true
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Apr 19, 2024 22:32
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InsertPotPun posted:someone said "fart" so the thread became unreadable for a dozen pages close your eyes and fall backward. the fart humor will catch you and embrace you and you will feel safe laughing at fart sounds with the rest of us. also unclench.
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Apr 19, 2024 22:32
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You look at that man and tell me, with a straight face, that his rear end isn't solely responsible for 5% of global carbon emissions, and then ask again if the courtroom cropdusting chronicle is correct.
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Apr 19, 2024 22:33
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In all seriousness, trump likely did not fart It was a shart
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Apr 19, 2024 22:33
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In a move surprising noone, Letitia James asking judge to void the bond *sigh* and give Trump another 7 days to correct it https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1781405951284617543  Donny Broke kickin the can down the road another week.
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Apr 19, 2024 22:36
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Honestly a miracle that we can still call it the white house
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Apr 19, 2024 22:36
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beef sweat posted:In all seriousness, trump likely did not fart shartsharks: trumps worst nightmare
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Apr 19, 2024 22:37
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tired: smoke emanating from wack zine proprietor wired: smoke emanating from very presidential underoos
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Apr 19, 2024 22:40
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MrMojok posted:I skipped seven pages about farts just to ask: The fart takes are real
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Apr 19, 2024 22:40
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He probably should have taken advantage of his own BetterHelp discount code.
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Apr 19, 2024 22:40
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I'm a fart truther
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Apr 19, 2024 22:41
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Frank Frank posted:I hope she gets to testify about his tiny dick in open court. He might stroke out on the spot Pulling out that bigass tape measure from My Cousin Vinny
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Apr 19, 2024 22:41
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Nobody Interesting posted:Honestly a miracle that we can still call it the white house The racist side of my family I no longer associate with had a different name for it from January 2009 to January 2017. That counts, right?
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Apr 19, 2024 22:41
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Infinitum posted:In a move surprising noone, Letitia James asking judge to void the bond *sigh* and give Trump another 7 days to correct it Cool, so we can just expect a weekly "Trump's promised to post a bond"-"Hey, wait a second, this is fraudulent! You have a week to fix this"-"Trump's promised to post a bond"-... until he finally keels over and dies? That's what I'm getting from this.
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Apr 19, 2024 22:43
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HKR posted:I'm a fart truther This, much like Trump’s rear end, is an open and shut case.
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Apr 19, 2024 22:43
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Harvey Weinstein fell apart while going to court and I hope the same thing happens to Trump. I want to see that bronzer-chugging gently caress come in with a Walker with those tennis ball bumpers on the feet.
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Apr 19, 2024 22:44
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I just chatted with the dad and he changed his mind. -3
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Apr 19, 2024 22:44
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Randalor posted:Cool, so we can just expect a weekly "Trump's promised to post a bond"-"Hey, wait a second, this is fraudulent! You have a week to fix this"-"Trump's promised to post a bond"-... until he finally keels over and dies? That's what I'm getting from this. Seems more likely that you get one do-over; replacing a bogus bond with another is a trick that should only work once.
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Apr 19, 2024 22:44
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So Trump's not going to ever find that bond though, right? His only lifeline isn't valid in NY nor does it have the liquid funds. In 7 days he's finally boned, right? I know I'm showing Lucy-and-Football level faith in a potential Mattering but it seems like he's running out of delays.
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Apr 19, 2024 22:45
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Nobody Interesting posted:Honestly a miracle that we can still call it the white house Democrats are trying to turn it into the brown house! This is bad for Biden! *giant fart rip*
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Apr 19, 2024 22:46
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