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"Sexy times" bothers me less than "fell pregnant," which bothers me less than "I was gifted a <thing>."
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Scathach posted:"Sexy times" sounds like it came from a married teenager in the Bible Belt.
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Whoa whoa whoa, the phrase "I was gifted (object)" bothers you? Now I'm curious as hell, why?
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Scathach posted:Whoa whoa whoa, the phrase "I was gifted (object)" bothers you? Not as much as unboxing and unhauling but sure.
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Apr 19, 2024 22:52
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Scathach posted:Whoa whoa whoa, the phrase "I was gifted (object)" bothers you? Now I'm curious as hell, why? I was indirectly gifted a baby during a broken-prophylactic-involved incident
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Apr 19, 2024 22:56
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Scathach posted:"Sexy times" sounds like it came from a married teenager in the Bible Belt. Reminds me of an old favorite: My new boyfriend cannot receive a blowjob like a normal human being quote:Before I begin -- I know this is going to sound like a joke, but please trust that it is real. You can be as skeptical as you want, but I'm the one who has to live out this nightmare.
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sephiRoth IRA posted:I was indirectly gifted a baby during a broken-prophylactic-involved incident There was an orifice-involved shooting
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I know it's a week old, but this thread moves fast and I read slow.CannonFodder posted:"I was at work and my wardrobe malfunctioned, my pants and underwear fell off, so did my coworker's, and then I must have tripped and fallen onto her dick first and in the commotion now she's pregnant. Honest mistake, can happen to anyone." 
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Mordiceius posted:Reminds me of an old favorite: Stop blowing him every time he says something and either the problem will quickly solve itself, or you won't have to give blowjobs but will still get what sounds like some decent sex for less effort.
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Apr 19, 2024 23:05
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I don't even know what to think regarding this one.  AITA for my not stopping taking a poo poo for my grandma? quote:Not sure if this qualifies as nsfw, but I do talk about medical history and bathroms and stuff so idk LOL
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darkwasthenight posted:Stop blowing him every time he says something and either the problem will quickly solve itself, or you won't have to give blowjobs but will still get what sounds like some decent sex for less effort. She's also the rear end in a top hat here because she thinks "succ" jokes are funny. They deserve each other. DoubleNegative posted:I don't even know what to think regarding this one. Uh those grandparents can go gently caress themselves. I wonder what other terrible poo poo they say to this literal child?
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Apr 19, 2024 23:36
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them loving themselves started this whole mess
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DoubleNegative posted:I don't even know what to think regarding this one. quote:there was a second bathroom 2 doors down
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idiotsavant posted:lol it doesnt affect a large amount of people, it potentially affects 8% of the US population, many of whom don't own a cellphone out of choice let alone eat at QR code restaurants in the scary city. this isnt a class issue anymore, this isn't really a thing anymore. And when Meemaw and Peepaw finally come out of the holler to buy a sandwich I'm sure someone will be able to help them I'm sorry what? 8% of the US population is 26 million people, that's 'not a large amount' to you?! I'm pretty sure they aren't all living in the same holler in West Virginia. feedmegin fucked around with this message at 00:23 on Apr 20, 2024 |
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Large is relative. In some contexts 100 people is a large amount of people and in some contexts, 26 million people is a small one.
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That and these mostly aren't people that want a smartphone and don't have one, they're people that choose to not have one. So that makes the statistic negligible in this context. It's like saying "Holy poo poo almost 100% of the people in the study I did don't have phones at all!" Then you find out the study was about babies. Of course they don't.
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Halloween Jack posted:One morning as I was leaving for work, "High High Hopes" was on the radio when I turned the car on, so I switched it as fast as I could. I was about to drive off when my spouse came running out the front door and asked me if I was okay. I was like yeah, why? And they said "You were just screaming 'No, no, no' at the top of your lungs so I came to see what was wrong" Welcome to Something Awful, Secretary Buttigieg.
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Scathach posted:That and these mostly aren't people that want a smartphone and don't have one, they're people that choose to not have one. So that makes the statistic negligible in this context. *Scoff* maybe yours dont. my babies are all early adopters: apple vision, watch and phone from the moment of birth.
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Hughlander posted:Super petty but I’m team Molly
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Scathach posted:That and these mostly aren't people that want a smartphone and don't have one, they're people that choose to not have one. So that makes the statistic negligible in this context. Are you seriously loving arguing there’s not a significant digital divide between those who are in poverty or experiencing houselessness and those who aren’t? DreamingofRoses fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Apr 20, 2024 |
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I'm all for using technology for making life easier but removing the ability to just walk in, look at a menu/goods, and handing the establishment cash is straight up creating barriers. Technology should be an option and can even be the preferred option but there needs to be a bare minimum that should be required and it's the one that's existed for over 1000 years.
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Apr 20, 2024 01:24
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Mandatory QR code menus are dumb and stupid.
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I'm old, but I prefer not wasting paper when I can scroll through my phone way faster. Get with the program, grandma.
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Having been to a restaurant where the menu’s website didn’t work, not a fan. Luckily I could go to the counter and order, but drat was it annoying, as they had no printed menus. Food was amazing but the closed shortly thereafter.
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DreamingofRoses posted:Are you seriously loving arguing there’s not a significant digital divide between those who are in poverty or experiencing houselessness and those who aren’t? No, I'm agreeing with the previously-posted fact that statistics have to be looked at more closely. As it was noted, a good portion of the people not using smartphones are people that don't want them, like the elderly. You can't just say 27 million US people don't have smartphones without looking at the reasons. I hate the QR code menus just as much as everyone else. They suck, but you can always have a server bring you a menu or tell you what's on one using their phone. The lack of physical maps is also stupid. It's like the way car companies are making the fix-it manuals only digital now. Like who tf wants to bring a tablet into a garage instead of a book that can be marked and whatnot? Anyway I shouldn't have even gone into this, because it's a dumb derail. Again, let's laugh at bad relationships instead. Scathach fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Apr 20, 2024 |
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I think the real question we need answered is what percentage of Americans have a smart phone in their go bag.
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How is this thread so long and we have so few "grandparents rights" weirdos happening? Wasn't that a huge thing a few years ago?
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Scathach posted:Whoa whoa whoa, the phrase "I was gifted (object)" bothers you? Now I'm curious as hell, why? We have a word for this already and the word is "given." "Gifted" isn't shorter or easier to say. It makes it sound like the author never learned how to conjugate the verb. That's forgivable for the ESL posters, but it bugs me coming from the otherwise-fluent.
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:it costs $30 vs $20 at walmart to get a tracphone that can use qr codes instead of a dumb phone i think we will all be ok Srsly, you can get a budget smartphone for the cost of a couple dinners out. But it IS bullshit that you need a smartphone to do other things in society. Not to mention a computer.
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Zorak of Michigan posted:We have a word for this already and the word is "given." "Gifted" isn't shorter or easier to say. It makes it sound like the author never learned how to conjugate the verb. That's forgivable for the ESL posters, but it bugs me coming from the otherwise-fluent. Sorry, gifted's correct now. Treasure these few remaining years where "given" is acceptably non-archaic.
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here's another classic AITA for listening to worm music? quote:Recently I discovered worm music and i’m addicted to it. I listen to it all the time. I introduced some of my friends to worm music and they all love it too. The only person who doesn’t like it is my mom. when i put on worm music in the car she calls it gay and [slur for disabled people] and “not even music” After that I just decided to not play worm music in the car. Fast forward a few days and I was in my room playing worm music really loud. The thing about worm music is that when it’s loud it’s not really loud. My mom was across the house and she went over to the kitchen to get a drink and then she heard my worm music. She stormed into my room and screamed at me to turn it off.
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Love worm music
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AITA for celebrating the birth of my son in front of my sister?quote:I(M28) and my long term gf(27) just had a beautiful boy and we couldn't be more ecstatic the whole family is overjoyed except my sister.
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Zorak of Michigan posted:We have a word for this already and the word is "given." "Gifted" isn't shorter or easier to say. It makes it sound like the author never learned how to conjugate the verb. That's forgivable for the ESL posters, but it bugs me coming from the otherwise-fluent. Just for this, I'm going to have that phrase in every book I get published. Dude I understand why people are sad when they can't have a kid, but I don't understand not being happy for someone when they've had a kid. I can't even have kids and I'm excited for my friends when they do.
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Zorak of Michigan posted:We have a word for this already and the word is "given." "Gifted" isn't shorter or easier to say. doesn't this describe most english synonyms?
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That moist sandwich story always gets me thinking about how silly 'secret family recipes' are. From the secret mostly being 'they got it from the back of the box', to TV and social media sharing restaurant-quality step-by-step recipes, to even breaking down the science of cooking and baking itself, the act of guarding secret recipes seems a bit self-indulgent. I share my poo poo because the more people know how to cook, the less I have to cook, and it is scientifically proven that food tastes better when you don't cook it yourself. I share because I'm selfish. This went off base a bit, but still.
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I desperately need to know what worm music is
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Brimstone Inquiry posted:That moist sandwich story always gets me thinking about how silly 'secret family recipes' are. From the secret mostly being 'they got it from the back of the box', to TV and social media sharing restaurant-quality step-by-step recipes, to even breaking down the science of cooking and baking itself, the act of guarding secret recipes seems a bit self-indulgent. I share my poo poo because the more people know how to cook, the less I have to cook, and it is scientifically proven that food tastes better when you don't cook it yourself. I share because I'm selfish. My hunch is it comes from times when women's only perceived value was attractiveness and ability to cook. If they can steal your casserole they can steal your man.
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