(Thread IKs:
weg, Toxic Mental)
|
Trump's Toxic Trial Toots 
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 06:42
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 29, 2024 16:59 |
|
|
Our big wet stinky President, Donald Toot
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 06:45
|
|
|
Dr. Faustus posted:And if I thought setting myself on fire would actually save the people I have lost to MAGA and bring them back to anti-fascist, fact-based reality I might do it myself. If it would work it might be worth it. But I doubt it would even work on my dad. After seeing the footage (don't do what I did), it only cements my position of "nobody should ever harm themselves with fire or be executed by burning under any circumstances". Even in your hypothetical it would not be worth it. It's worse than you imagine and you would regret it instantly. I wouldn't even wish a fiery death on someone like Albert Fish or Josef Mengele. It's that bad.
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 06:47
|
|
|
Dick Jones posted:After seeing the footage (don't do what I did), it only cements my position of "nobody should ever harm themselves with fire or be executed by burning under any circumstances". Even in your hypothetical it would not be worth it. It's worse than you imagine and you would regret it instantly. I wouldn't even wish a fiery death on someone like Albert Fish or Josef Mengele. It's that bad. glad someone did the research on "self immolation suicide films".
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 06:49
|
|
|
LordSloth posted:Tell you what, if Snopes.com ever verifies this, I'll spot the Think that whole court room violated a gag order today, if you know what I mean.
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 06:49
|
|
for your name change to Shart Hazard. Other sources of information may be acceptable including but not limited to Judge Merchan, a lawyer or other named source from within the court room, or if you can convince me that snopes got it wrong again - like it did with that guy who tazed his own balls. Hell, I'll even spot the
|
Dick Jones posted:After seeing the footage (don't do what I did), it only cements my position of "nobody should ever harm themselves with fire or be executed by burning under any circumstances". Even in your hypothetical it would not be worth it. It's worse than you imagine and you would regret it instantly. I wouldn't even wish a fiery death on someone like Albert Fish or Josef Mengele. It's that bad. A little too late for Joan of Ark innit?
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 07:05
|
|
|
Sleeping Tooty He's violating the gag order in a creative way
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 07:09
|
|
|
Dick Jones posted:After seeing the footage (don't do what I did), it only cements my position of "nobody should ever harm themselves with fire or be executed by burning under any circumstances". Even in your hypothetical it would not be worth it. It's worse than you imagine and you would regret it instantly. I wouldn't even wish a fiery death on someone like Albert Fish or Josef Mengele. It's that bad. There was a case awhile back where some idiot cops tased an unwell dude covered in sanitizer then fled the room when he burst into flames, before one came back to smother him. Anyways he was lit for like 10 seconds but it was enough to inhale flames and cook his lungs. So with any immolation if you don’t outright burn to death you are going to have a very slow and painful death days/weeks later as you slowly choke to death. Durf fucked around with this message at 07:20 on Apr 20, 2024 |
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 07:17
|
|
|
Did someone set themselves on fire
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 07:21
|
|
|
Tired Moritz posted:Did someone set themselves on fire Ya he was a poster.
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 07:23
|
|
|
yes an apparently mentally ill guy immolated outside the courthouse
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 07:24
|
|
|
Tired Moritz posted:Did someone set themselves on fire Yes. Apparently the Simpsons are facist propaganda and that’s why a man set himself on fire outside the courthouse during jury selection for a failed steak salesman who paid a porn star in order to become president 
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 07:27
|
|
|
imagine imolating yourself to highlight the unfair persectution of your god and savior trump, then trump falls asleep and farts in the courtroom and that overshadows your act on the news cycle e:well I missed that story! (due to the fart cycle) Renreeja fucked around with this message at 08:13 on Apr 20, 2024 |
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 07:32
|
|
|
Renreeja posted:imagine imolating yourself to highlight the unfair persectution of your god and savior trump, then trump falls asleep and farts in the courtroom and that overshadows your act on the news cycle Too bad that’s not what happened at all.
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 07:42
|
|
|
Is there a timetable for when the trial starts with opening arguments etc.? From what I know there’s only a timetable for some more rules stuff and some preliminary work
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 07:46
|
|
|
LordSloth posted:Yes. Apparently the Simpsons are facist propaganda and that’s why a man set himself on fire outside the courthouse during jury selection for a failed steak salesman who paid a porn star in order to become president Well when you put it like that, it sounds completely loving crazy
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 07:54
|
|
|
Oh, the man who set himself on fire was from Florida. Somehow it makes sense now.
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 08:04
|
|
|
Bottom Liner posted:Too bad that’s not what happened at all. Yeah but just imagine it
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 08:11
|
|
|
LordSloth posted:Oh, the man who set himself on fire was from Florida. Somehow it makes sense now. I have family that moved to Florida. They love to wait until the temperature drops below 60F for any other family members and then poo poo on where we live and remind us how they live in Florida. It's kinda weird. I thought their gloating would end after a decade or two but, nope. Pure Floridaman all the way. PS: They get really mad if you bring up anything negative about Florida. It's like if Trump-brain needed a concentrated region for them all to retire to and amass a peninsula of dumb
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 08:15
|
|
|
there should be a defamation trial with witnesses testifying that they heard and smelled many farts while they all point at him
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 08:18
|
|
|
Toxic Mental posted:Is there a timetable for when the trial starts with opening arguments etc.? From what I know there’s only a timetable for some more rules stuff and some preliminary work opening statements should start Monday, unless the appellate court agrees that the jurors are all bigoted against trump antifas (yes this is what he is trying to do)
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 08:19
|
|
|
Catastrophe posted:I have family that moved to Florida. They love to wait until the temperature drops below 60F for any other family members and then poo poo on where we live and remind us how they live in Florida. It's kinda weird. I thought their gloating would end after a decade or two but, nope. Pure Floridaman all the way. PS: They get really mad if you bring up anything negative about Florida. Probably doesn't come up often because what could you possibly say that's negative about Florida?
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 08:20
|
|
|
Conspiracy theory guy has died. Seeing the photos of him being taken away on a stretcher I can't say I'm surprised.
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 08:22
|
|
|
OrthoTrot posted:Conspiracy theory guy has died. Seeing the photos of him being taken away on a stretcher I can't say I'm surprised. jesus loving christ don't look this up (i did earlier today thinking there wouldn't be pics front and center - there are) article without pics from the LOW RATING FAILING washington post https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/04/19/man-sets-himself-fire-near-trump-trial/
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 08:24
|
|
|
Can we please drop the dude who self immolated ? Its not germane to trump, and it's honestly real loving sad
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 08:36
|
|
|
Jestery posted:Can we please drop the dude who self immolated ? Yeah let's get back to that accent map. Does anyone else feel that putting "Midwest accent" in white was racist?
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 08:44
|
|
|
It snows a lot there doesn't it? Maybe it was just for snow.
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 08:45
|
|
|
Charlz Guybon posted:It was the turning point of the Buddhist crisis and crippled American support for Diem's government leading to a CIA backed coup against him. I am going to hard agree here. The image of a monk in a meditation position burning in such a large flame was a very compelling image and I guarantee it caught a lot of eyes. We need to remember that we are the strange ones for knowing anything about what is going on around the world. Just knowing who the Prime Minister of the UK is puts us heads above most every other american. The burning monk set an image of decades of pain and oppression that showed just how urgent the problem was to the people that aren't odd and informed like us.
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 08:55
|
|
|
PDP-1 posted:by a good margin too Here is a pretty good interview on Majority Report https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmJOli3tEHA
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 09:06
|
|
|
The first night of the 2024 presidential debates, Joe Biden's opening remarks: "Donald Trump smells like I poo poo, I can smell him from here!"
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 09:11
|
|
|
Don is gonna get ahead of the story by calling him stinky Joe
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 09:12
|
|
|
Donald trump poo poo his pants in court, the judge asked his team for his legal briefs and he responded by jerking awake and filling his. True story.
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 09:14
|
|
|
Make America Gassy Again
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 09:27
|
|
|
Drone_Fragger posted:Donald trump poo poo his pants in court, the judge asked his team for his legal briefs and he responded by jerking awake and filling his. True story. Many legal scholars are saying this.
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 09:29
|
|
|
LordSloth posted:Make America Gassy Again America has never been Great but it has never stopped being Gassy
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 09:37
|
|
|
Catastrophe posted:I have family that moved to Florida. They love to wait until the temperature drops below 60F for any other family members and then poo poo on where we live and remind us how they live in Florida. It's kinda weird. I thought their gloating would end after a decade or two but, nope. Pure Floridaman all the way. PS: They get really mad if you bring up anything negative about Florida. Do they live in an area that’s going to be destroyed by sea level rises? Show them a prediction map.
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 10:03
|
|
|
anyone else looking forward to weeks of Trump falling asleep in court and farting constantly?
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 10:18
|
|
|
it's gonna be wild
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 10:21
|
|
|
Of everything I'm interested in, that isn't something I'm excited for.
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 10:23
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 29, 2024 16:59 |
|
|
Is it too late for F.A.R.T. talk? https://www.newsweek.com/freedom-caucus-new-fart-team-sparks-avalanche-jokes-memes-1892103 quote:A report that the House Freedom Caucus has activated its Floor Action Response Team (FART) has sparked a wave of mockery on social media as a result of the body's acronym. The article is a bunch of silly jokes on the acronym "FART". But the biggest joke is actually at the bottom on the page:  Apparently making fun of bad names is something that only the INTOLERANT LEFT is doing.
|
|
#
?
Apr 20, 2024 10:26
|
|
