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InsertPotPun posted:"LOL trump keeps farting! lol what does it smell like you think?? lol just asking because it's funny! lol w-would you think he'd let me gently cup his buttocks while he farted? lol! just for the lols!" Farts are funny bud 
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Apr 20, 2024 14:29
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kazil posted:Farts are funny bud all the great legal scholars agree
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Apr 20, 2024 14:32
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feeling very presidential today, might eat a bunch of beans and hotbox myself under my blanket
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Apr 20, 2024 14:36
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Lucky Guy posted:all the great legal scholars agree *prints out 300 pages of articles about farts*
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Apr 20, 2024 14:38
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:It was Agent Johnson. No, the other one.
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Apr 20, 2024 14:44
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Fart myself into feces This is my life in court Defecation, best believe it Can't escape the case, my bowels are reekin'
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Apr 20, 2024 14:45
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zone posted:https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1781502793456533674 Jesus Christ, I know saying conservatives live in their own made-up reality is old and obvious but this seems more pathetic than usual. If Trump actually did somehow get jail time the majority of the country we be ecstatic. We'd have fireworks shows. I'd never stop laughing that it would be a forever footnote in history that the first American President jailed post-Presidency was Donald Trump and it all stemmed from him cheating on his wife with a porn star who likened the shape of his penis to Toad from the Mario Bros universe and he was reportedly making GBS threads himself throughout the trial. The Mattering would be real.
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Apr 20, 2024 14:46
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Fart myself into feces This is my gas retort!
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Apr 20, 2024 14:47
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wilderthanmild posted:My toddler was farting in the bath last night. He was denying it but still saying "that was a big one" after each. Just fart. I don't even wait! And when you're a baby they just let you do it! You can do anything.
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Apr 20, 2024 14:47
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Dazz Band's "Let it Rip"
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Apr 20, 2024 14:48
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InsertPotPun posted:"lol! what kind of stupid organization would give themselves such a self deprecating and stupid name? they look like immature idiots and-" checkmate, something awful dot com posters specific to the TRUMP LOL thread  have fun coming back from that
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Apr 20, 2024 14:55
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InsertPotPun posted:"LOL trump keeps farting! lol what does it smell like you think?? lol just asking because it's funny! lol w-would you think he'd let me gently cup his buttocks while he farted? lol! just for the lols!" It's ok to admit that you want to smell them. He'll be in Manhattan a few times a week so just head there.
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Apr 20, 2024 14:56
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My rear end Gassin' Always
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Apr 20, 2024 14:56
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Jack-in-the-Bach posted:It's ok to admit that you want to smell them. He'll be in Manhattan a few times a week so just head there. Press pool from out of State: Ewww! Oh my GOD! What the gently caress is that SMELL? Native New Yorkers: 'Jersey's smelling RIPE today!
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Apr 20, 2024 14:57
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I wonder if people are spamming replies on Truth Social at Trump with the fart jokes. I can't see the replies because you have to sign up/login to that cesspool and I'm not doing that. I also assume any replies are heavily moderated.
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Apr 20, 2024 14:57
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InsertPotPun posted:"LOL trump keeps farting! lol what does it smell like you think?? lol just asking because it's funny! lol w-would you think he'd let me gently cup his buttocks while he farted? lol! just for the lols!"
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Apr 20, 2024 14:59
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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:
Incessant post/username combo offgassing
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Apr 20, 2024 15:01
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DiomedesGodshill posted:I wonder if people are spamming replies on Truth Social at Trump with the fart jokes. I can't see the replies because you have to sign up/login to that cesspool and I'm not doing that. I also assume any replies are heavily moderated. Yeah, there's a bunch of replies using the farting as a basis for their reply to his usual ranting  He's getting trolled pretty hard across the board (pics of a young Ivanka in weird poses on Trump's lap, for example) so it's not the happy fun place Trump would want it to be I'd bet. I'm sure he knows how to block people, but there's a lot more anti-Trump posts now than there were when I first signed up it seems.
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Apr 20, 2024 15:04
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He's having a rough weekend  
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Apr 20, 2024 15:18
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Apr 20, 2024 15:19
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kazil posted:... 128 retruths, 513 likes
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Apr 20, 2024 15:24
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lol I never thought about people signing up to troll trump directly
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Apr 20, 2024 15:25
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Isn't Judge Merchan protected under the gag order? The man just can't stop himself
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Apr 20, 2024 15:28
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Froghammer posted:Isn't Judge Merchan protected under the gag order? The man just can't stop himself No, neither Merchan or Bragg.
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Apr 20, 2024 15:29
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Hehe
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Apr 20, 2024 15:29
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Did Ukraine aid pass, or is that still going on? I have no idea how long these things take.
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Apr 20, 2024 15:32
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Renreeja posted:lol I never thought about people signing up to troll trump directly It's a dangerous game because it could fake idiot investors into thinking Truth Dot Social is actually a real BlueSky/Mastadon/Twitter competitor (lol not twitter for long if Musk keeps Musking) and it would end up with a higher market cap and Trump actually making money from selling the stock. In reality it's just better to leave the dead nazi website dead, and I don't think Trupm has any real desire to actually read any comments either.
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Apr 20, 2024 15:33
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cr0y posted:Did Ukraine aid pass, or is that still going on? I have no idea how long these things take. House votes on the bills at 1pm. There are 4 bills, and I think Ukraine is 3rd. Schumer is planning on Tuesday for the vote in the Senate
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Apr 20, 2024 15:33
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TheOneAndOnlyT posted:Back in one of the 2020 debates Biden literally told Trump "would you shut up man" on live television. He's probably not gonna talk about farts, but Biden is not exactly known for being decorum-poisoned during debates. Yeah Biden has issues but he has never been some obama Clinton Uber decorum type outside senate chamber poo poo. I mean he clowned on Paul Ryan til it imploded his career.
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Apr 20, 2024 15:45
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Honestly I think the play for Biden is to not debate Trump at all and make the GOP cry decorum for once
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Apr 20, 2024 15:47
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All Biden has to do to win is say, "This man got dookie in his drawers!!!!"
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Apr 20, 2024 15:48
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ElGroucho posted:All Biden has to do to win is say, "This man got dookie in his drawers!!!!" "Doo-Doo" Donnie
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Apr 20, 2024 15:50
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funeral home DJ posted:It's a dangerous game because it could fake idiot investors into thinking Truth Dot Social is actually a real BlueSky/Mastadon/Twitter competitor (lol not twitter for long if Musk keeps Musking) and it would end up with a higher market cap and Trump actually making money from selling the stock. I doubt troll comments would overcome the insanely low like and share counts on trumps posts as a marker for value (lol) of truth though. Its a bizarre thing nonetheless. Here at SA touching the poop is discouraged but for someone like trump there are legions of people with severe hate in their hearts who would do anything to grief him directly. Prospective jurors got lucky LOL
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Apr 20, 2024 15:50
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I’m just catching up so, just to be sure, the summary of yesterday’s events are that Tr[FAAAART] is basically Gene Ray-as-political-prisoner “performance” “art” and Truth Social is TimeCube.com v2.0, and that the Human Torch’s crusade against the Simpsons and the NWO is just an ancillary distraction, at best That it?
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Apr 20, 2024 15:52
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Just LOLing at him bitching about how they waited to bring INDICTMENT HOAK in the middle of his campaign When in reality he’s been campaigning nonstop in some form or another since late 2015 Hell, he officially announced he was running this last time specifically because he’d heard the NY civil charges were imminent, thinking declaring himself a candidate would just make it all… disappear
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Apr 20, 2024 15:55
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I mean honestly I think the fact that he shits himself just makes his more relatable. This might actually be bad for Joe Biden.
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Apr 20, 2024 15:56
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I don't think either side really wants a debate
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Apr 20, 2024 15:59
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kazil posted:House votes on the bills at 1pm. There are 4 bills, and I think Ukraine is 3rd. I just read in WaPo that the Ukraine funding vote comes before the Israel vote which was important for the Dems.
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Apr 20, 2024 15:59
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redshirt posted:I just read in WaPo that the Ukraine funding vote comes before the Israel vote which was important for the Dems. Seems like a good way to keep everyone honest
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Apr 20, 2024 16:00
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for you, the day the former president shat himself in court was the most amusing day of your life, but for donald? it was friday.
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