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The Havana syndrome tweet goes on to blast leftists for not believing in chronic Lyme disease lol
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drat how many people did Cuba employ , an entire gen of people, trillions.
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Silly Newbie posted:This one is great, life took several giant shits on him and even with all the contacts and advantages he gave up after 10 months having made $65k. It's unclear if that's net or gross, but probably gross. Yeah, it's funny that anytime people like this try and do this they crash and burn. A couple gained some humility at least. There was a whole reality TV show based on the concept called Undercover Billionaire that was pretty funny for that reason. Even with friendly edits it was clear that they were only getting anywhere because they had either leaked what was going on or people wanted to be on camera anyway (the cover story was that they were filming a documentary about entrepreneurship). I'd note that coffee for dog lovers is also an incredibly stupid and simple idea. Like, coffee for X group has been mocked on Shark Tank before, for comparison. It's basically just a marketing play. It's easy to source generic coffee and cut a deal with some packer to put it in a fun bag with stories about rescue dogs on the side. If you're good at setting up websites and marketing and graphic design, or can contract it cheap enough, then it's not the worst idea. But it's also the opposite of "scaleable" since the point is that you do just enough marketing to pick up the easy dollars, then sit back and enjoy your niche until people move on. You're not replacing Folgers because you put a dog on the bag. And yeah, obviously you have to have finance people and manufacturers who are already trustworthy contacts or charisma/knowledge/luck/person juice to find people that won't just gently caress you. Parakeet vs. Phone has a new favorite as of 04:36 on Apr 20, 2024 |
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Kevin DuBrow posted:The Havana syndrome tweet goes on to blast leftists for not believing in chronic Lyme disease lol electromyalgia
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The only thing about Havana Syndrome I find realistic is that supposedly some tech guy promised whichever government Star Wars blasters and delivered a gun that gives you the Mondays.
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havanna syndrome is definitely just some made up poo poo by a pro-tier slacker with government health benefits and the rest of the office saw it worked and also wanted to spend some time on the beach
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Apr 20, 2024 06:06
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The just misheard the people working there, who said they were "havin' a syndrome". Could be any syndrome.
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The China syndrome?
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Could be. At one point senior bureau chief Mike Thompson disappeared. He could've melted through the earths crust and is currently tunneling his way to china. Anything is possible with these syndromes.
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FFT posted:I do actually know a guy who insists that he tends bar and "bartender" isn't a real word. He's not otherwise insufferable. 
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Apr 20, 2024 06:42
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Help my monitor won't turn on
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Apr 20, 2024 07:51
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https://twitter.com/JayBrandstetter/status/1781297237219221803
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Congratulations to Guy Mann who has finally, after 40+ years, created a post people actually want to read, though I suspect he probably bought most of those likes Good job lil buddy!
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Apr 20, 2024 13:47
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Apr 20, 2024 15:24
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don't stop me now cause im havana good syndrome
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Apr 20, 2024 15:29
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Selling worse than the DeLorian is kind of impressive in its own sad way.
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DreadUnknown posted:Selling worse than the DeLorian is kind of impressive in its own sad way. Oh I just had an image of the world's worst straight-to-video BTTF reboot. Oh, oh no.
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Isepic posted:Oh I just had an image of the world's worst straight-to-video BTTF reboot. Oh, oh no. Same but mines gay porn
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Isepic posted:Oh I just had an image of the world's worst straight-to-video BTTF reboot. Oh, oh no. https://twitter.com/Universe__Lover/status/1781026981355864282
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Why call it Havana syndrome? Havana looks like a nice place.
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I was wondering how a definitely-drive-by-wire vehicle could have that problem, and of course it's because a cheap cosmetic cover falls off the pedal and gets jammed
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emSparkly posted:Why call it Havana syndrome? Havana looks like a nice place. Isn't it a thing that a bunch of CIA guys working at the US embassy there claimed was caused by secret cuban mind control beams or something?
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OwlFancier posted:Isn't it a thing that a bunch of CIA guys working at the US embassy there claimed was caused by secret cuban mind control beams or something? Well they suggested the Russian embassy nearby was using a giant cartoon death ray to do it, but otherwise your summary is correct.
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Tesseraction posted:Well they suggested the Russian embassy nearby was using a giant cartoon death ray to do it, but otherwise your summary is correct. Also people in a bunch of other embassies that don't have any particular connection Cuba after the first case was brought up. It's basically the CIA equivalent of all those cops claiming to have Fentanyl poisoning after touching a baggie of drugs. I don't think they're faking the symptoms but almost certainly tokin opposition posted:It's just your garden variety mass hysteria by a bunch of child killing ghouls who know subconsciously they deserve to feel bad for what they do in the world
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It's called that because you should be Havana few more mojitos.
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Sissy Hypno Havana Syndrome
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Apr 20, 2024 18:52
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emSparkly posted:Why call it Havana syndrome? Havana looks like a nice place. Same reason we called a novel variant of the flu from a pig farm in Kansas “The Spanish Flu”.
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Yorkshire Pudding posted:Same reason we called a novel variant of the flu from a pig farm in Kansas “The Spanish Flu”. Not really since Spanish Flu was an actual disease, even if it didn't come from Spain. Havana syndrome is probably mostly a psychological phenomenon with physical symptoms.
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Apr 20, 2024 20:10
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emSparkly posted:Why call it Havana syndrome? Havana looks like a nice place. “Habanero Syndrome” would have been silly.
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Platystemon posted:“Habanero Syndrome” would have been silly. Habanero syndrome is what I get when my white girl palate can’t handle spicy cooking ;_;
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Gonna be Havana few drat beers tonight and then I'm gonna be Havana headache tomorrow
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Cuban Morgellons
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has anyone done a joke where they say "havana" instead of "having a" yet? that'd be really funny
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whaley posted:has anyone done a joke where they say "havana" instead of "having a" yet? that'd be really funny I havana be fishing.
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Hi Havana I'm Dad
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Hi Gay I'm Dad. Your mother and I have always known and we will always love you no matter what.
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Havana syndrome in deez nuts.
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No wait thats bad for me  (it is morgellons)
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