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gay picnic defence posted:The obsessions are weird. Is it a symptom of some sort of mental disorder? Yes its terminal donkey brains
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Potato Salad posted:Tesla owners really telling on themselves when they think that this is extreme or something Lol @ being amazed that your $100k "offroad truck" can navigate a feature a 2wd 30 year old Japanese light truck can do easier and faster
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Apr 20, 2024 11:47
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My Honda Jazz (Fit) could do that and probably a lot faster.
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kru posted:Yes its terminal donkey brains this is rude to donkeys and donkey type creatures
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:These tweets are more offensive than the pussy in bio ones. Just utterly indistinguishable from parody. I feel like I'm going insane Like this video that Donut Media just put out about the cybertruck where they also claim to be 'offroading' when they are literally just driving on gravel/dirt roads. Being generous I guess you could argue they got too low on battery before getting to the REAL offroad stuff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7puuz6aYHdA
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gay picnic defence posted:Do they pay someone to drive a real car slowly in front of them to make the crybertruck look less poo poo? The car in front had to stop and wait. Also "you need to go around" is pretty lol Squibbles posted:Just utterly indistinguishable from parody. I feel like I'm going insane I normally like Donut media, but is this another fawning video? "Oh wow this is really great" (Does things that all other vehicles can do)
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Anders posted:The car in front had to stop and wait. Also "you need to go around" is pretty lol Half their poo poo is advertising and fawning to get people to let them try their expensive toys. Can bet that they got that as a loaner and it came with caveats to boast to the moon. Already on thin ice after that whole destroyed a luxury 4x4 camper and trapped it on a hill, while also showing how much it was an overpriced dangerous piece of poo poo
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Anders posted:The car in front had to stop and wait. Also "you need to go around" is pretty lol Yeah it was pretty disappointing compared to most of their videos. Also weirdly they were using one that was souped up somehow, with bigger tires and such. I wouldn't be surprised if that messed with the range calculations on top of everything else. It did come across like they didn't want to say anything bad about it so mostly their only complaint was about range. Maybe they didn't want to annoy whoever lent them the truck
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Anders posted:I normally like Donut media, but is this another fawning video? The comments make it seem like it's a joke because the garbomobile did so badly.
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for goodness sakes that Donut video could only be more critical of the Cybertruck if they turned directly to the camera and said “We do not like this truck”; it’s not fawning at all
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MrQwerty posted:Lol @ being amazed that your $100k "offroad truck" can navigate a feature a 2wd 30 year old Japanese light truck can do easier and faster That is like the 400m stretch of road up to my house, but with less bumps, and any car - from Kia Picanto to old Mazda 626 - we’ve ever owned handled it just fine. This is so stupid I almost have no words for it other than lol and rflmao
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Waffles Inc. posted:for goodness sakes that Donut video could only be more critical of the Cybertruck if they turned directly to the camera and said “We do not like this truck”; it’s not fawning at all Then I'll give it a watch
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kazil posted:Now they are feuding with Australia These "certain posts" for which X Corp. wants to refuse a takedown order might be ones in which a Jewish student was falsely accused by neo-Nazis and conspiracy theorists of being the attacker. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_Bondi_Junction_stabbings#Misinformation
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Megillah Gorilla posted:I have a twitter account. It was blocked for the longest time and I could never figure out why. I could read twitter, but not post or even access my account. Quoting myself here because I tested the idea and it worked. You only get pinged if you use cis when replying.  This means you can call Musk anything you want, as long as it's a post and not a reply. I now intend to use this knowledge to finally get my old account fully banned.
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That's probably no one will see your post cause you're shadowbanned and tweeting into the literal void despite tagging or using @Elon
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:These tweets are more offensive than the pussy in bio ones. Aight So I rode my bicycle today, and I was what you may call "underbiked" in so far as I was taking my little cruiser on some fairly broken bitumen, inch high water, chunky gravel. Not far off what the video showed, Not insurmountable, just required a slow thoughtfull approach Taking it slow and taking strategic pathing to avoid the worst of it. I feel this is fairly easy to imagine... I am getting incredibly similar vibes from this video, like the driver is enthusiastic that the truck survived that uneven terrain. Not conquering it , surviving it That's not an off-road vehicle, that's just unsuitable
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* estimated gas savings of $80,000
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shyduck posted:
love to have my purchase price include theoretical savings from other transactions built in
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gschmidl posted:* estimated gas savings of $80,000 
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Twitter, famously purchased by Elon Musk for $69,420 (After estimated earnings once advertisers come back)
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Should include more estimated savings for not
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Starts at $0 after factoring in Teslas are appreciating assets and function as a robotaxi as you sleep
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Estimated lifetime cost of Tesla Model S is -$8,000,000 after factoring in automated taxi fares it will collect once regulators allow FSD to Uber
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gay picnic defence posted:Do they pay someone to drive a real car slowly in front of them to make the crybertruck look less poo poo? Someone has to have told these guys that off roading means driving where there are no roads by now, right? I'm dumbfounded by these videos of lovely trucks slowly and carefully navigating dirt and gravel roads identical to the ones in the small town I grew up in and people regularly drive economy sedans on at normal speeds.
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What's the cost after including the earnings from using your Tesla in the autonomous decentralized taxi fleet?
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Couldn't the Donut media people have charged at the ghost town with a 110 plug? Do Teslas have that capability? What about packing a solar panel for trickle charging while they're camped?
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Trickle charging it basically is like 1% over a day I think. drat think holds a shitload of power and most solar panels that could be easily taken for camping make like a hundred watts or so an hour I think. It's one reason that joke gif of the cybershiy backing up and having solar panels deploy was even more hilarious, because it would theoretically charge 3 percent at best in a work day
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The X-man cometh posted:Couldn't the Donut media people have charged at the ghost town with a 110 plug? Do Teslas have that capability? Yes generally you camp during the day so you can do ultra safe off roading at night.
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Just swap out the solar panels for lunar panels at night
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Willatron posted:Someone has to have told these guys that off roading means driving where there are no roads by now, right? It's driving me a little insane. My ancient babysitter had worse roads leading up to her farmhouse when I was a kid.
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This genre of off-roading videos set entirely on roads is so loving funny
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Use sisgender for elon instead of cis and see if it gets past. Also itll make him madder
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Ehud posted:lol I can't stop watching cybertruck "off-roading" videos in rural parts here, people drive any old car on roads like that all the loving time loool
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Willatron posted:Someone has to have told these guys that off roading means driving where there are no roads by now, right? that account should be banned for engagement farming the comments are just dunking on it. elon do the needful
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*driving cybertruck at 10mph to allotted site:* LOOKIE MAW, WE'S AWFF-ROADIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUUUUH-ZINGA!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Every single viewer has to think “what I’m seeing is not a road” to come away with a positive impression. It’s like some psyche experiment.
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they think the absence of tarmac means it's not a road because they are fuckin morons
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i just...do not understand these cybertruck "off-roading" posts on a fundamental level. like, i had to drive my lowered mr2 down unmaintained forest service roads in rural oregon as part of my job, and that tiny rwd car (usually) did fine on them. have these people just literally never in their entire lives seen a dirt road? do they think you need an awd truck to drive on them? i know most tesla fans are sheltered idiots and all but just, what the gently caress man, i feel like i am going crazy seeing this poo poo.
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