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Orbs
Apr 1, 2009
~Liberation~

Dokapon Findom posted:

submitted it to law enforcement
Why would you ever do this, lmao

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double nine
Aug 8, 2013

the dumbest galaxy brained conspiracy has dropped about Israel's counterattack jesus christ


quote:

EXCLUSIVE

THE REAL STORY OF THE ISRAELI COUNTER RESPONSE

From a very high level intel source. In Asia, NOT Russia-China.

Although the strategic partnership, of course, exchanges at the highest level 24-7.

Confirmed and re-confirmed.

It will be great to know what Sy Hersh hears from his Beltway sources.

Here we go.

Israel initially chose to respond with extreme force.

An F-35 loaded with a nuclear bomb was sent east over Jordan.

The mission: cause a high-altitude detonation over Iran that would provoke a surge in the high-capacity power lines, crippling Iran's electric grid, as well as disabling all electronic devices.

An EMP attack.

However...

... As the Israeli F-35 was leaving Jordanian airspace it was shot down by the Russian Air Force.

Hence the publicised version of the Israeli counter response was such a travesty.

In the end all sides decided not to publicise the real news - to de-escalate what could well turn into WWIII.

https://twitter.com/RealPepeEscobar/status/1781652011173253524

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Orbs posted:

Why would you ever do this, lmao

Presumably because you are a victim of your country's propaganda on account of having lived a sheltered life

I would imagine the person in question was a comfortable middle class person from an urbane, liberal background

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

double nine posted:

the dumbest galaxy brained conspiracy has dropped about Israel's counterattack jesus christ

https://twitter.com/RealPepeEscobar/status/1781652011173253524

tom clancy eat your heart out

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


double nine posted:

the dumbest galaxy brained conspiracy has dropped about Israel's counterattack jesus christ

https://twitter.com/RealPepeEscobar/status/1781652011173253524

It's nice that people can have fun in bad times

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 21 days!)

double nine posted:

the dumbest galaxy brained conspiracy has dropped about Israel's counterattack jesus christ

https://twitter.com/RealPepeEscobar/status/1781652011173253524

this is just the reheated plot of The Sum off All Fears

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

trying to imagine a world where russia shoots down an f-35 and says nothing about it

speng31b
May 8, 2010

wow

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

supposedly there's scattered parts of a nuke all over jordan / iraq / syria, that's normal and absolutely no-one would freak out about that.

anyway I had a good chuckle at the notion, so enjoy

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Cuckdogan invited Hamas to a meeting and the israelis are mad about it.

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https://x.com/Israel_katz/status/1781689499887587541

‎Erdogan meets Haniyeh in Istanbul and Israeli Foreign Minister attacks him‎

‎Turkish President ‎‎Recep Tayyip Erdogan‎‎ met on Saturday in Istanbul with the head of the political bureau of the Islamic Resistance Movement (‎‎Hamas‎‎) ‎‎Ismail Haniyeh‎‎ and his accompanying delegation, which includes the head of the movement abroad ‎‎Khaled Meshaal‎‎.‎

‎The meeting was held behind closed doors at the presidential office at Istanbul's ‎‎Dolmabahce‎‎ Palace.‎

‎Turkey's state broadcaster TRT reported that Erdogan discussed with Haniyeh efforts to reach a ceasefire in Gaza and deliver humanitarian aid there during a meeting in Istanbul.‎

‎Erdogan stressed to Haniyeh the critical importance of Palestinian unity in moving during this stage, and said that Turkey had imposed a series of sanctions on Israel, including trade restrictions.‎

‎Erdogan also stressed during the meeting that Israel will inevitably one day pay the price for the injustice it practices against the Palestinians, noting that his country will continue to draw the attention of the international community to this injustice.‎

‎Turkish Foreign Minister Hakan Fidan and intelligence chief Ibrahim Kalin attended the meeting with Haniyeh and his accompanying delegation.‎

‎The presidential office said no press conference was scheduled to conclude the first meeting between the two men since the start of the Israeli war on ‎‎the Gaza Strip‎‎ on October 7.‎

‎In Israel's first reaction to the meeting, Foreign Minister Yisrael Katz attacked the Turkish president and told him: "Shame on you."‎

‎Erdogan confirmed the visit on Friday without revealing its purpose, telling reporters: "Let's keep the agenda for us and Mr. Haniyeh."‎

‎Hamas said in a statement published on Friday evening upon Haniyeh's arrival in Istanbul that war in the Gaza Strip would be on the agenda for talks.‎

‎Turkey on the mediation line‎

‎Turkish Foreign Minister ‎‎Hakan Fidan‎‎ said during a visit to Doha last Wednesday that Hamas representatives "reiterated to him that they accept the establishment of a Palestinian state within the 1967 borders," and thus implicitly the existence of the state of Israel "and the abandonment of armed struggle after the establishment of the Palestinian state."‎

‎"Hamas will no longer need an armed wing and will continue to exist as a political party," Fidan said, expressing his happiness to receive such a message.‎

‎The Turkish minister also conveyed to his interlocutors the "fears of Westerners" who consider Hamas a "terrorist" movement and liken it to Islamic State.‎

‎Turkey is a supporter of Hamas, but it has not mediated between Israel and the Palestinian movement.‎

‎Haniyeh's visit comes as Qatar, which plays a pivotal role in negotiations between Israel and Hamas, has said it wants to "assess" its role, while negotiations aimed at reaching a truce and releasing Israeli prisoners are stalled.‎

‎Qatari negotiators have been resentful, especially from Israeli criticism and criticism from some U.S. Democrats, so Turkey could take advantage of this to try to resume mediation on the basis of its good relations with Hamas.‎

‎The devastating Israeli war on Gaza continues, leaving more than 110,000 martyrs and wounded - most of them children and women - and massive destruction and famine that has killed children and the elderly, according to Palestinian and UN data.‎

‎Israel continues this war despite an immediate Security Council resolution and despite being brought before the International Court of Justice for "genocide".‎

https://www.aljazeera.net/news/2024...%A8%D8%B1%D8%B2

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 21 days!)

double nine posted:

supposedly there's scattered parts of a nuke all over jordan / iraq / syria, that's normal and absolutely no-one would freak out about that.

anyway I had a good chuckle at the notion, so enjoy

sounds like a fetch quest to me

Kopmala
Mar 28, 2024
Probation
Can't post for 20 days!

Spergin Morlock posted:

the only evidence to the contrary is that snopes.com called his wife to ask if it was true and she said no. unconvincing imo

Snopes is bullshit

speng31b
May 8, 2010

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

sounds like a fetch quest to me

collect 30/30 nuclear materials and bring them to hamas

Kopmala
Mar 28, 2024
Probation
Can't post for 20 days!

double nine posted:

the dumbest galaxy brained conspiracy has dropped about Israel's counterattack jesus christ

https://twitter.com/RealPepeEscobar/status/1781652011173253524

Sure, Jan

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 21 days!)

https://twitter.com/PalestineTunes/status/1781695753695727897
https://twitter.com/britfxg/status/1780689581337370629

the first link shows as a dead tweet on the app but it's actually not embedding on any platform for what I assume are twitter content control reasons. Palestinian resistance songs are too catchy.

Pener Kropoopkin has issued a correction as of 16:40 on Apr 20, 2024

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
Yes. Good. That is what happened. Praise Allah for sending Marx and Lenin to us.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Spergin Morlock posted:

the only evidence to the contrary is that snopes.com called his wife to ask if it was true and she said no. unconvincing imo

who doesn't want to be Mrs. Tazeballs?

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:

Yes. Good. That is what happened. Praise Allah for sending Marx and Lenin to us.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

who was the goon who wrote "I have no time for these bourgeoisie ramblings!"

Nonsense has issued a correction as of 16:56 on Apr 20, 2024

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:

Yes. Good. That is what happened. Praise Allah for sending Marx and Lenin to us.

DJJIB-DJDCT
Feb 1, 2024

Elden Lord Godfrey posted:

There's a reason why the Mossad used Jeffrey Epstein to entangle a huge number of Hollywood and East Coast power brokers and gain kompromat.

Am I weird that even when they did the polygraph, I genuinely don't do, or think about, anything that would get me in trouble, nor am I interested in it? I realize in Canada the TS interviews and polygraph were originally, and until 1995, designed to determine if you were a homosexual, but I was asked about bizarre sexual poo poo for 8 hours, and none of that stuff had even occurred to me. Some of it, I hadn't even heard of.

So, is it that most people have these predilections and it's easy to find people who can be blackmailed in positions of power, or is it the inverse? It's difficult to find people like that, and so there's a conscious effort to identify and place, say using those same interrogations and polygraph results, people who have a history of or who are prone to these things, in important positions?

It makes me think about the British Public Schools and Yale Secret Societies, because I'm uncomfortable about some of the hazing at RMC and in the Officers' Mess, but it still wouldn't be enough to ruin my life, I don't think, but those institutions haze way harder, and it's more homoerotic, so if you're looking for people who can be blackmailed by past homoeroticism, and you select from elite institutions that have that as hazing everyone has to pass through to be accepted, I suppose that would be easy?

DJJIB-DJDCT has issued a correction as of 17:06 on Apr 20, 2024

Maed
Aug 23, 2006


DJJIB-DJDCT posted:

Am I weird that even when they did the polygraph, I genuinely don't do, or think about, anything that would get me in trouble, nor am I interested in it? I realize in Canada the TS interviews and polygraph were originally, and until 1995, designed to determine if you were a homosexual, but I was asked about bizarre sexual poo poo for 8 hours, and none of that stuff had even occurred to me. Some of it, I hadn't even heard of.

poor poor cato wife

DJJIB-DJDCT
Feb 1, 2024

Tankbuster posted:

The kind of warfare that started with the brits winning militarily consisted of having very well trained, well paid infantrymen recruited from yeoman farmers (upper caste brahmins in northern India) that would be paid in cash on a monthly basis. Meanwhile Indian polities were on the "loot and pillage" train which is why a defeat essentially shattered their states and left them broke. Coincidentally the last big power the british struggled with were religious militia that had something apart from loot and pillage to fight for (the sikhs).

Salient analysis as always. It's funny that that was mystified into the racial qualities of the upper caste Brahmins and Sikhs.

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Tankbuster posted:

wasn't there an indian wrestler in WWE that was huge? He was also a punjabi guy.

Neurolimal posted:

Jinder Mahal, was WWE champion, I mainly remember him for the 'roids scandal and having a gross back

theres also great khali, who was huge in the sense of being very tall but was very bad at wrestling

Maed
Aug 23, 2006


Megamissen posted:

theres also great khali, who was huge in the sense of being very tall but was very bad at wrestling

also killed a guy while wrestling and is a member of the BJP

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Maed posted:

also killed a guy while wrestling and is a member of the BJP

oh dear, was the other wrestler a Muslim or Sikh?

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

madmatt112 posted:

oh dear, was the other wrestler a Muslim or Sikh?

sikh and canadian

Orbis Tertius
Feb 13, 2007

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

https://twitter.com/PalestineTunes/status/1781695753695727897

the first link shows as a dead tweet on the app but it's actually not embedding on any platform for what I assume are twitter content control reasons. Palestinian resistance songs are too catchy.

:slick: HIA, HIA, HIA, HIA, JABHAT SHAABIA :slick:

cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020

Megamissen posted:

theres also great khali, who was huge in the sense of being very tall but was very bad at wrestling

They also made a special gimmick match for him called the Punjabi prison match but he got done for roids and they replaced him with the new years baby

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




DJJIB-DJDCT posted:

Am I weird that even when they did the polygraph, I genuinely don't do, or think about, anything that would get me in trouble, nor am I interested in it? I realize in Canada the TS interviews and polygraph were originally, and until 1995, designed to determine if you were a homosexual, but I was asked about bizarre sexual poo poo for 8 hours, and none of that stuff had even occurred to me. Some of it, I hadn't even heard of.

So, is it that most people have these predilections and it's easy to find people who can be blackmailed in positions of power, or is it the inverse? It's difficult to find people like that, and so there's a conscious effort to identify and place, say using those same interrogations and polygraph results, people who have a history of or who are prone to these things, in important positions?

It makes me think about the British Public Schools and Yale Secret Societies, because I'm uncomfortable about some of the hazing at RMC and in the Officers' Mess, but it still wouldn't be enough to ruin my life, I don't think, but those institutions haze way harder, and it's more homoerotic, so if you're looking for people who can be blackmailed by past homoeroticism, and you select from elite institutions that have that as hazing everyone has to pass through to be accepted, I suppose that would be easy?

they say they test for that stuff because they dont want anyone being blackmailed once they are on the service but it doesnt make sense because a lot of recruitable straight guys with no dirt are gonna hear them say ok we gotta hook your dick up to this machine and show you gay porn in a series of battery tests and be like nah i'll just work in industry for way more money thanks

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!
lmao remembering that the Fruit Machine was a real thing

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!
A robot that shows you gay porn and then tells you you are gay

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

cagliostr0 posted:

They also made a special gimmick match for him called the Punjabi prison match but he got done for roids and they replaced him with the new years baby

This was hilarious because due to the design of the "STEEL REINFORCED!!! bamboo" cage and outer actually climbable part it was like impossible to actually see anything going on with the match, and then they even had Great Khali show up at the end to finish it off lol


Huh seems like there were a few before the Jinder match :O


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PGuqIGlwG0

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
Vince sucks and is racist as hell.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
the genocide and wrestling thread

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:

Yes. Good. That is what happened. Praise Allah for sending Marx and Lenin to us.

I already arrived at this conclusion, good to see others with vision.

speng31b
May 8, 2010

stfu about WWE tihs is the palestine thread!!!!!

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 21 days!)

https://twitter.com/ruairi_casey/status/1781657860616675477?s=46&t=UyfxoSAUKW7QZlR_GhkuYA

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

excuse me

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
lmao what a way to broadcast that everything being said by the protesters is being recorded, and needs to be in convenient languages to translate

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